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Ryan Carroll

“10 minute blast” it’s 50 minutes. Wow, Matt always goes longer than we need him to

Joseph Pizza

Goooooooood morning Mister Matt

Cam Reely

Thank god I was about to take my own life

Jay Dawg

On this week’s episode of Matt and Never Shane’s Secret Podcast we get fucking bamboozled by sellout Shane yet again.

Joe

Matt good morning

Kerwyn

Had to stop mid jack off sesh for the dawgs

Joey Cusma

How miserable do you have to be to start your morning by complaining about who is or isn’t on a podcast😂

Jay Dawg

Is that your mother in your photo?

Logan Benn

Having the regular episode followed by this and nate/lemaire talking about a book is like your wife telling you she wants a threesome...........with another dude

Ryan Evans

Long live Matt's Secret Podcast

Juan R

Did Matt blast Nate or Nate blast Matt ? 🖖🤘

Patreon_is_g@y

We pay for a product we don't get and you aren't upset? Perfect analogy for why this country sucks ass

Juan R

Curious minds want to know

Patreon_is_g@y

Just change the name of the pod to retarded blacks

Chris

You complain like a woman

Kev dawg

banger ep matt!! mid performance, stop trying to make a point and perform

Molon Labe ⚔️ 🇺🇲

We are going to see you tomorrow night at the Palazo. Please dont bring Lemaire. Thanks Matt Dawg.

WruhWro

Homo Retardius Maxiumus Decimus the fourth

Emily Tindel

Listen to pleso pluma or junior h. Modern Latin ballads.

dylantakacs1

Next years football halftime will be North Koreas top KPop artist. It will be good.

Kenbone69

Nate’s favorite part was all the gay Mexicans grinding cock on live television. Exactly what I want in between the Super Bowl

Trevor

Lmaoooo im up in Washington and pretend to care when the Seahawks go to the superbowl

Spencer

Maybe next years Super Bowl halftime show will be a 30 minute Torah reading. TPUSA and NFL will unite over this.

Stoned

Short hair avocado lesbian energy

Crisp Rat

Seattle lost 3 games by a TOTAL of 9 points. 2 of those games to teams they beat in the playoffs. Offensive player of the year, zero turnovers all playoffs, best defense in the league. Also bad bunny has good music but you couldn’t hear the beats at the show.

Crisp Rat

The TPUSA YouTube views are because normal people just watched the actual halftime show and checked out the TPUSA shit after the fact to see the fagotry

Crisp Rat

The fact that you only remember the 2 gay dudes in the sea of thick latinas 🫵😂

Kenbone69

Ya when the camera zoomed in on them and only showed 2 guys it was really hard to pretend I was enjoying the show 🤣🤣 nice try faggot

Lapidus

Welcome to the 50 minute 10 Minute blast

Connor Magee

5 10 minute blasts rolled into one. Praise the shaman

Gideon Starsgrave

Seriously, Chris Pratt makes more sense than this 🤡

Jay Dawg

Haha, this was funny.

Gideon Starsgrave

Thanks for the internet backbone time stamped meter reader.

Crisp Rat

I love that you still don’t see how funny it is that you only remember that 1 second of the whole show

jimbie

Matt just get manic again and say wild shit it’s more interesting

Rad Marchand

Yeah bud it was all gross. Sex sells though.

OG BOB

Your weird ass under everybody’s comment riding bad bunny’s dick don’t call anybody else in here gay please

Kenbone69

I love how you outed yourself as a gay guy

Kenbone69

Found the closeted gay guy in here

ADieterman92

Matt has conquered time itself, making whatever he wills it

Beau French

Anyone going to matt in Denver on Vday?? Lets gooo

Will Moffatt

He needs to get back on the mud

Henry Kissingaman

Matt doesn't know Puerto Rico is part of the United States

Paco Kenny

Bro has no idea how long ten minutes is LOL

Alabaster Merkin

I know it only costs $1 but how long do we have to listen to this fucking bore on every week? Nate fucking blows.

francisco castro

Just say the n word pussy don’t be lukewarm racist you closeted homosexual

Ian Iclisoy

Nate is dope. Please no more lemaire he just fucks up the flow matt

Ahol

Lettuce pairs really well with the regular lays potato chips.

Ahol

Lamair bloodline chilled with the whites cuz the blacks didnt accept them flabby chested no skill having boys

Ahol

Anybody who name drops clavicular is ranked below La Mer

Zach Say less

Dawgz I thought the bad bunny halftime show was trash I mean tpusa wasn't great either but I think it was a monumentally fuck up that kid rock didn't sing American bad @ss am I the only one that thinks that yes I know they were going for that Christian thing but it was the all American halftime show or whatever they call it and leave out that absolute banger

Sean McQuilkin

“They’re talking about BRICS in South America?” The B stands for Brazil bro 😂😂😂

Christopher Rodgers

I hate to say this but every cast with La Mer has been a bust. This whole “bad boy” phase is no good. If he was nice it’d just be funny observation but he’s full of himself and his jokes don’t land. If I had a nickel for every time he made a weird encounter, my membership would pay for itself

Tomato Tard

Probably because 2 dudes grinding their cocks together during a halftime show is a pretty fucking jarring spectacle

Gabe Voorhees

Love Matt and Nate’s Secret Podcast

slugsauce

Matt drank trumps cum and he sucks now

Dirty McGirty

I forgot, Matt and who’s the other guy? Is it a secret? Yo…fr, this is weak ah. SHANE…you know ppl aren’t paying to watch Matt attempt to hold it down with Nate or LaMer right? Great guys but cmon…you know this is shit. just isn’t funny and Matt can’t do all the heavy lifting while you blow ass and Hub the grub.

Shaggy 59

Shane's filming season 3 of Tires so hes gone. Simple as that. Your hate watching at this point dude.

James

Lmao. Nate, if that nba half time was in Portland. It’s because of Hanson yang. We just drafted him last year and is the biggest thing in china since Yao Ming

CoolEarth 7

Make the video 5 hours but end it whenever you want and have the rest be nothing