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River of Darkness Pt 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-12 13:29:43
Imported:
2026-06

Content

This is a book about the first europeans to navigate the amazon (around 1500's) and also a natural continuation of the conquistador series.

Files

Ep 598- INCA PAYTCH 1

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Comments

Lord Kahn

Christ is King brethren, rejoice!

Ethan Moody

Dude I’m literally reading this book now! This breakdown is gonna make it so much more fun

Damian MKE

I feel like the shaman is looking through my chakras with them specs on.

Jay Dawg

Nobody signed up to pay for this dogshit

Justin Noll

I’m making a river of darkness with my ass this very moment!

Jonathan Stow

Enough already with Nate and Lemaire.

Jimmy

Fuck all the haters I’m hype for another audiobook lmao

Mdog

no ones forcing u bro, you can continue listening to your wife and her boyfriend make you a lil pal

Jay Dawg

Really hope Lemaire sees this and invites you to Milwaukee to hang out with him buddy. You’re making big moves.

Starlord69

I fuckin love Matt’s book reports

Portland Chongo

How about you just sacrifice Lemaire live on the pod? So sick of this retard.

Ash

Gambo

This is big

Mdog

ay dawgs we can all disagree on history pods but the universal truth is Lemaire is ass

Gambo

I started conquistadors last night to follow with the series. Might have to pivot. Buddy Levy is great

Kevin O'Neill

Serious question.... Why are Nate's feet sooooooo TINY?

Jork

Why are you gay?

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Jay Savory

I think you mean the “moops” not the “moors”.

Jay Savory

I’d love to write book reports for hundreds of thousands a month. Dream job

Bones

i think matt gotta charge that shirt in the sun lol

Jay Savory

Does men of Gallo translate to “men of the cock”? If so that’s sick. He was just like “all you penis-less fucks can step on that side of the line”

Paul Van Natten

where is the Shane gay Billy Soder Chris O’Connor extra podcast? Why do we get two back to back premium Pier episodes of Matt fucking around with Nate and the retard in Austin?

Garrett Jackson

I’m convinced lemaire doesn’t have feet just stumps. Dude looks like hears a women’s size 6

UhhhWinski?

I love this. But fuck lemaire does indeed ask some dumb questions.

Ben

Imagine if Shane had just steadily gained weight the past 5 years, and was now like 375 pounds. That would be very powerful

Nick Stanberry

thank you matt, thank you very much, blessed be the dawgs

Austin mack

Ayoo thank you for wearing the shirt on the cast matt!

AlphaMonkey_6

You have gardini in your username boy you can’t talk shit😂😂

santicalzonelad

need more episodes of just matt and shane alone like the good ol’ days, with the occasional cameo from the likes of lemaire, guard dog and gerbies, come on guys back to basics, the dawgz need you

TheWhiteSnake

You made that shirt? you got a link to a shop, dawgbutt?

Austin mack

Dyes_n_goodvibes on Instagram

Sam Polacek

I agree dawg, the funniest moments over the years are always either Matt and Shane, lemaire and gerbles.

SLS

BRO THANK GOD ANOTHER BOOK

Benjamin Shaw

Shout out to lamaire bro you don’t deserve the hate just needa chill

MachoMac

Hey Matt. Do you ever think you could get Tim Blake as a guest?

Matt Bawden

I love all the dawgs, however, Lemaire, ffs you come across as dumb as shit, don't get me wrong it's funny, but surely you can't be a retarded as you come across as, and I'm basing that merely on the dumbass questions you ask, oh, and at least 60% of what you utter...still love you Lemaurw as dumb as shit as you are. To all the crew at MSSP, Tyres and beyond, you're doing a sterling job, keep us entertained and amused ❤️😀

Papa Jon

Lemaire might have some Somali in him, dawgs. That would explain his mental shortfalls and unnatural love for his brother...

Papa Jon

Sorry, Lemaire....

Matt Bawden

Don't be a twat, you're better than that. Stop the hating, start participating 👍

Republicus

You just cannot have Lameenie on these episodes anymore, it’s crippling an already weak premise

Republicus

Jesus, Bawden… use chat gpt to flame Lameenie, like the rest of us

Republicus

Couldn’t even finish it tbh

Republicus

They had to go to dinner, probably with gay bills new Beard.

Republicus

Because his penis is so small

Matt Bawden

😆😆😆 Lemeazee is still the man

AndyL

Lemaire fan here but “A musket wouldn’t do shit to a crocodile” is a wild thought.

Kethro

At least lemaire knew what a llama was without looking it up on his phone lol

Steven Alvey

You guys rock. Matt, thank you for hitting the books and putting this together. Thanks to Lemaire and Nate for commentary etc. Super efficacious/educational/and fun as usual. Now.... time for me to go to google AI and make some videos of Lemaire riding an arrogant Llama with a bad attitude encountering Matt and Nate armored and on horseback in a jungle with giant spiders, snakes and crocs.

Brian Valay

I mean he ain’t entirely wrong…because even modern gator hunting rifles need to be pointed at the back of its head to guaranteed a kill. A musket ball could bounce off croc hide at range especially in marshy areas

jawn wick

Killer episode boys

Jobiwan

Yo can we get a dawgs book club thing going? Would be cool to read a certain amount of something then listen to you guys chat on it/speculating on what’s next. Then rinse and repeat

Dennis

We want more of these

francisco castro

Hmmmn *smack* hmmm hmmmmmm what is this succulent meal Hhmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmMMMmmm is that a succulent Chinese meal? HmmmmmmMmm Hmmm *smack* * smack* HmmmMmm Hmm Hmmm Let me lick my fingers it so good… *Smack* *smack* Am I be arrested? Why am I being arrested for? For ENJOYING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL. FOR ENJOYING THIS SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL BY MYSELF? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BALLS YOU RAPSCALLION SCUM.

francisco castro

Oliver Twist looks up^ Please ser may I have some mour

josh

BAN LePooP

groovy j

Matt get on it!!

Sarah Egan-Reeves

Aguirre, the Wrath of God and the documentary is worth checking out.

Tru

Let's fuckin go!

takira

W I love the histroy pods

takira

amazing idea

Derek

Can’t wait for part 2 and beyond. Love the history pods Matt…ur the man

HeroinHero

Bruh, Lamaire is genuinely retarded.

HeroinHero

Couldn’t agree more. Ban leblob

HeroinHero

Sick reference bro. Your references are outta control every knows that.

Treasure

Matt history > llamas + horses

Jose Ureste

This is democracy manifest

Jose Ureste

They use 22s back of the dome

Matt Bawden

Don't quite understand what you mean, are you complimenting me or insulting me, hou yanks Don't make it easy for us Bruts to decipher you???

Cole

Idk if anyone here is into foreign movies but Aguirre, the Wrath of God is pretty sick ass depiction of conquistadors in South America

NewFool

Some interesting points on what Matt's talking about with Spain and slavery and their imperial enterprise vs other Medieval modes of monarchical rule. Spain especially during this time and for centuries was an "extractive" systems rule - main goal was to extract wealth from other places (colonies) to enrich the aristocracy and monarchs back in Spain. Some historians claim this is why Spain, Mexico-Central America/South America are still relatively poor compared to other places today. Yes, urban areas have some wealth, but the nations themselves are still fairly poor compared to others. Historians contrast this with "systems" or "settler" societies like the burgher or guild systems that were on the rise in Western Europe. While the Western Europeans still extracted stuff and later used slaves and also had feudalism - the systems were still gaining strength and influence - even over monarchies and parliaments. Systems institutions were built on creating and providing systems where common people could rise in the ranks and become wealthy and that wealth eventually won them political power. Systems included capitalism, where a broad base could invest, have incentives for a shared economy. Pilgrims had to develop systems for group survival, which furthered the ideas of private property and shared goals (and trust) to make the group more prosperous. Contrast that to Spain, where they were more like fuck all these people already living here, we're just going to take their stuff. There was some of this exploitation still in the Anglo/Brit colonies, but it was still focused on making use of what was around them in productive ways. American slaves (Africans and some Scots Irish indentured slave/servants) were used later mostly by the South. South was largely populated by a different portion of England that tried to escape the rise of parliamentary powers over the king. So, Virginia and Southern settlers ("Cavaliers" and others) were landed gentry in Britain and many who came to the American colonies were aristocrats in waiting due to civil war in Britain. They wanted to create a landed noble-class in the American South using slavery and more of the extractive mode - they also were crown loyalists around the time of the Revolutionary War. Spain's control of the west in America - kept doing this extractive stuff for a long time. The clergy, California mission system was basically the church taking over land and making indigenous Indians basically slaves (in the name of religion). that's overly simplified for sure, but an idea of how different economic modes developed. Anglo types built systems for mutual benefit, Spain, Italy and feudal systems were less so. Extractive societies bred a group of citizens who did not have incentive to build or create as much, because the rulers would take their shit, or it'd be corrupt because the people in power would take the profits for themselves. Whatifalthist/History 102 podcasts have great insight into these outcomes.

Elijah

Bro yes

LG

Jfc Nate is the fucking cuck king

TNHOOLIGAN

you shut your….. zzzz zzzz urgle, huh mouf

sdf

heads up to anyone- this was just a sappy clip of norm on letterman - dont waste your time.

Tyler Pierre

Where did you get that Tiedye

val

also realizing the past year i’ve probably listened to the paytch eps from the youtube rips. i barely get on here to get the ep. im relying on my viet bros from now on.

Cobrataint

My brothers ass was blown clean off in Vietnam, he passed earlier this year. We listened to mssp episodes together. Always waiting for the next one. RIP Craig

Tragdor69

no one arguing with that mate

MadeByPietu

Serious disrespect to the Patreon supporters, yall do not deserve my 5 bucks. Nothing for 2 weeks? No shane for months? Fuck you im out.

francisco castro

Shut up whore I’m listening to Mathew, a strong black father talk about how my ancestors brutally conquered my other ancestors cunt so please be silent as a king speaks

steve

Hey , shane !

John

It's crazy that being reasonably pissed about not getting what we paid for is what gets ratio'd the hardest. I'm starting to genuinely hate Matt and Shane's fanbase because of this.

francisco castro

SHIT ON A STICK WHORE, This IS what I paid for

Samara Balter

I mean, I have an actual vagina and I’ve cried less about more. If you don’t like something you do understand you’re under no obligation to sit through it, yes?

Paddy Cakes

I love brostory. It's basically the same as history but chill as ice

plantychan

Nate's funny, lemaire is more of a pet than a podcast guest imo

TR96

In Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull they find Orellana’s Tomb 🤘🏼