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River of Darkness Pt II (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-28 14:05:17
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Go back to dern pt I if you don't know what this is

Files

Ep 600 - INCA | RIVER OF DARKNESS 2

hola

Comments

Carson

Hell yea I’m hyped for Indy

jason lopez

Feels good to be early. What am I doing with my life

TVar

Early dog gets the slop

Kayden Hund

Been waiting on this one. I loved conquistador

NotIan69

Stop giving lameez a fucking mic

Nick

Thanks for blessing me on this fine Saturday boys

Austin Atwell

I’d pay literally any amount to not hear lemaire

Kinners

This would be so much better if it was just Matt

Paul Anderson

Keep lemeezy behind the camera and not infront of it fellas. The fatigue is real

Wilson M

Thanks for the content. Much appreciated

Paul Froelich

Woke up to ww3, not cool, but at least the Shaman, Nate, Lemeeze, and GuardDawg are still kicking.

Austin Atwell

lol lemaire created a Patreon just to defend himself

Kinners

I know you are but what am I

NotIan69

*lameez burner enters*

C. S.

Been waitin' on this shit right here. Story time with the shaman is back.

Emily Long

I look forward to story time with Matt so much. Fucking fantastic way to start my Saturday. Bless thee.

Aiden Carter

Finished the book after Matt’s recommendation and Matt does such a great job of summarizing the book. I did the same with the conquistador series and it’s just so nice hearing everyone’s opinions and perspectives on what is being told Matt should have been a history teacher or some shit

SwampDonkey

These eps are so fun. But knowing Shane loves history it would be nice if they keep this up when Shane’s back from Tires. Also Shane, all your favorite ww2 history is fake. Do better.

virtualheadache

opens episode on patreon “alright fire it up” > opens episode on youtube in browser “alright fire it up” > opens episode in youtube app “alright fire it up”

The_Ninoo

Lmaooooo gardiniii handing out bags. “Nahhh I made all that shit up”

Austin

I’m not gonna keep paying to listen to Lemaire, please stop featuring him

Tard McFarland

Lemaire is worse than herpes because he never goes away

James Howell

I've got MAJOR Lemorp fatigue

SwampDonkey

Your mom says otherwise.

Zodiacalbong

Can indeed verify, buddy levy is a certified beast

James

Lonesome Dove rules

Austin

You’ve been busy in these comments, Lemaire

Kobe Carstensen

I love this shit! Matt's story time is honestly the best. Plus Nate and Lemaire commentary is great.

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

NewFool

Matt sitting in between Nate and Lemaire is his swimming in the river of darkness hayyyoooooo

Kevin O'Neill

God damn Nates feet are miniature

Mr. Arze

Dog lemaire looks AI generated

Kyle

Junk upon junk upon junk

Typical

Mass report this obvious lemair account for hateful content, he will get banned. Trust me it works. This is not my first account😬

Col. Molestrious

Dis dat shit. Mare you’re still fat. Fuck yo pillow . L’edit maire to mare cus he’s a bitch horse

Col. Molestrious

Matt stop with looking like No-nut woody harrelson. Natural born bomber on stage. Ya’nt slick son. You’re operating like a stain - smelly . Stanky

Col. Molestrious

Shane’s BBW dreams restart here. Chow yung fatty boi. Will smith-it, please. Saints above. Please don’t get honey potted it’s too funny. All hail one lord- creation of consciousness and sender of our savior. Navigation under distress my saints and hope. Together . Edit - be blessed and blessed big ol sweeney’s

Andy

I liked Matt’s solo book pods better than with these two pervs

Hayden

No this is our time with mom. Dumb.

ForeskinWalker

I wish Matt was my history teacher in HS. I would have been so stoked for class

Andy

🤣🤣🤣

Hudson Hughes

Keep cranking out the Tard-Core-History books Matt!!!

Izzy

MFD

I am so very glad to be a dollar dog…

lucy

Dammit dawgs I need more of this

NewFool

Lemaire currently searching online for a "Property of Allah" hoodie.

Scoob D

I had a cool ass social studies teacher in 8th grade that I genuinely believe even in such a short time, the impact he had on me and the way I view the world was massive. I would likely be in a much worse place in life than I am now if I had never had him as a teacher.

Scoob D

Lmao, I’d like to assume this is a joke but I doubt it. So in that case, please fill me in on how saying something without mentioning race AT ALL is even the slightest bit racist? I’m pretty sure you gotta say something that’s relevant to race in order to be racist , no?

Tyler Reed

That means a lot of the OG dogs checking out. Sad.

Scoob D

Bet he has small socks.

Dave

I don’t like your comment, your first name or your last name.

andrew marino

I love these kind of eps. Truely. But you know what I would love more.... bring back dog girl jenna.

nicholas nixon

quality has been down bad for 2 years. nohthing like the OG days

Jordan

Love Nate. Lemaires an absolute brain dead fat fuck

Mac Name

Love these Nate and lameazie casts

Ian

Make Matt’s Book Report a permanent show

francisco castro

I don’t care how much Shane buys lunch it is clear lemaire eats like 7 meals a day I mean just look at his Atlanta trip when he went for like 2 weeks and gained fucking forty pounds… I mean what the fuck is he eating that lets him gain so much weight He’s the literal definition of biblical Greed, Sloth and Gluttony

francisco castro

Lemaire please stop being a fat slob I’m tired of seeing you and hearing you on my favorite book report podcast if your going to be on here than I at least need you to have 200% less sugar in your brain making you retarded and you need omega 3s and vitamin d because you desperately need sunlight and to touch grass then maybe you’ll be funny like Shane or Matt

John

Just realized I’ve been paying for Shaneless episodes since December. Does the millionaire not have Zoom or anything? This is bullshit, dude.

Dave

Your complaint is valid but it still sounds very gay. You’re upset because you’re paying to get access to a man who isn’t delivering himself to you. It’s a difficult thing to verbalize and still expect to be taken seriously y’know?

K

Can concur on both the validity and the homosexuality of the comment

Clm

These historic event book recap episodes are the shit Nate and Lamaire’s commentary is pure gold keep em coming dawgs

Portland Chongo

Eat shit Lamaire you un funny retard fuck

Jay Savory

Thank you Matt. Killer reporting as usual. I love these ep’s

Elliot

Next book I highly suggest “Papillon”. Great book about a guy battling French prison colonies, despair, elaborate escapes, native babes. It’s definitely a Matt book.

sdf

didnt he lie a bunch?

cameron

Why is lemaire even allowed on the pod? The dude seriously has like the Midas touch but with shit, every ep that fat motherfucker is in just becomes unwatchable. I don’t sub to the tranny banging faggot hour or whatever the fuck lemaires pod is, why let him bring his bullshit here? This shit is not worth my money fr

cameron

Bruh I’m pretty sure she’s dead😂

Celery

I vote to make Lemare a permanent member of the pod. On every single episode. No matter what. Until he dies. He couldn't leave if he wanted

Jason B

Are we ever gonna get back to the actual podcast or what

Ej

Cause he’s their grease trap. They did kick him out/push him away once I thought but idk how he sucked his way back.

Mike

shut up

Mike

u sound broke

John

Suck their cocks more, Mike.

Hillllly

Matt is fucking up , we need Shane

Garagegoblin

Why everyone hate on sexual chocolate?

Andrew Cardwell

I know i am super late to this book pod, due to keeping up with the rest of the Dawgs, kill tony, stuff island, gas digital, and the Vile Horrendous universe as well as reading the Conquistador book myself and being in college and full time job with 2 kids. But when lemorp randomly said that "Gold is a very conductive metal" out of no where talking about the albinos. It made me realize how slow he actually is🤣