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Hedonic Treadmill Paytch *(AUDIO)* (Patreon)

Published:
2026-02-26 23:19:36
Imported:
2026-06

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Blue

Maybe Shane’s in the next one

Landon

team early cmon now👀

DEF

‘bout time

Sam

Ooooh great shaman

Chandler

Perfect to blast in the ups truck as families come home for dinner

Yog Daddy

Great ep boys loved every minute

Blue

Where my package at ?

Kerwyn

Shane’s probably taking a shit right now

Dubs

Petition to kill lemaire all in favor say aye

Cam Reely

Yo wassup we’re in the muthafuckin patreon

Adam

Warmode > Lemorp

Adam

Nate > Lemorp

Andrew Dempsey

Just made work tolerable, thank you shaman

Jay Dawg

Just rename it Lemaire’s Retard Hour already and make it free. Stop charging people for this dogshit.

Jay Dawg

They both suck

Jay Dawg

He doesn’t give a fuck about the podcast anymore. He’s an asshole.

Blue

Naw man he’s not an asshole, he’s just busy. The shaman is here for us

Jay Dawg

I’d rather listen to Matt edge for an hour than listen to fuckface Lemaire.

Blue

Now that I can agree with

Carson

Need another book report ep, would be a great Friday if that fell into the dawgs laps

Austin

Please stop featuring Lemaire he is incredibly dull and unlistenable

Alex

Watch your fuckin mouth, War Mode rules.

Diego Calzada

^ Lemorp took this chuds girl or sumn

Jay Dawg

When he has someone read this to him he’s gonna squirt

Moises Melgoza

On the way to the gym with this blessing from the dawgzz 🙏🙏🙏

Lil_G_lowercase

Yo why so much lamaire hate? And why is this on YouTube first? What exactly is patreon for?

Dave

Joe List is profoundly unlikable on podcasts but his standup is actually not bad. One of the few comedians that is less funny conversationally imo

Jay Dawg

Billy’s retarded

B

@20:26 Matt you’re wrong bruh, google the 1861 Referendum on Secession in Texas. The German Texas immigrants were NOT slave owners. They’re like the people that move to Austin today. FR look at the map. East Texas had slaves… but Austin and German Texans are not historically slave owners

Bradley Canerday

Was thinking about googling his stand up and said “why tf would I listen to joe list” but your comment has me me rethink lmao

Dave

He does himself no favours on podcasts, his YouTube specials are actually pretty good. I think he had a half hour on Netflix that was alright too but I’m not positive about that

abra

possessively retarded?

Ben

Wym, this is exclusive to Patreon? Also there’s always going to be people hating on something and right now Lemaire is the target

Ben

Keep crying and paying, little piggy lmao

ChopGlockShogun

For jackass 5 the crew should paint a bullseye on lemaire's back, and throw bullets at him using a gun. Relax, I'm only being serious. Pawgs til the death of me.

Josh

The Big Kahuna doesn’t have 2 hours to chime in? I can’t do Matt and the tards

Caleb Smith

You should either have a cry or fuck up , both solid options for ya

Caleb Smith

OG dawgs love lameez and co . All you new “dawgs” are just fags

Josh

I’ve been a Grandpappi poor since 2021 - the pod is trash without Matt and Shane together

Caleb Smith

Not an OG dawg, your opinion means squat. Go cry somewhere else 🙂

McTwisted

Lol Caleb the cuck..

Caleb Smith

Found one of the fags, that was easy! 😆

J

Your fat mother will choke tonight

J

Fo real

DingDongBongThong

Thank you, agreed. Love the Dawgs and appreciate anything they give. Yall payin 5 bucks tops stfu

Mason weiss

I’m getting real fucking sick of paying extra money for the paytch to be stuck listening to lemorp

Mason weiss

Real dawgs remember when they fired his ass and the pod immediately improved

Caleb Smith

Lol the week after he got fired they had him on the pod. He didn’t go anywhere, been there from the start. Part of the furniture. You’re gay

Mason weiss

No Shane isn’t even the worst Matt’s the man, we’re just sick of the fat black gay retard

Mason weiss

He was gone for months retard, not sure why you’re sucking off the biggest hack in comedy

Caleb Smith

You’re crying about something you willingly pay for, just stop paying? There is serious feminine energy in you, do you always whinge this much?

sdf

neutral on lameez but when you throw Nate in there its usually at least decent.

Alex G

Whenever I look at the comments I see a bunch of men viscously insulting each other and it makes me embarrassed to be listening to this podcast.

Brandon

Bro you pay for the Patreon… you’re clowning yourself right now

Brandon

Snake island is where the treasures buried

Adam gp

Fuck lamar you faggot

Adam gp

You are a new dog. Shut your bitch ass up before I cum inside your mom

Caleb Smith

Does gp stand for gay pussy?

Josh

Caleb Smith sounds like an alias Lemaire would create. Nice try spider

J

Mssp decathlon?

Pass The Bussey

Hope your dog get skinned by a Haitian you dirty homuculus

BeardedVet94

Another turd produced by Matt. Get fucked cock sucker.

StanRox

Chalk hands.

Rufus B. Marion

Caleb Smith = Lemaire. Sick comment you fat pussy.

Miguel

Hollywood can’t make appearance for an hour a week is wild, knew the change up bound to happen. Bring back the round table!

Jon

Anyone know how go back and watch the old ones i was in the 2019 episodes until the new update hit on the app and cant find it and not gonna scroll everytime to 2019 to watch old ones

Dave

“Viscously”. I don’t mean any disrespect but you sound like an absolute moron and you’re too sensitive. Have you considered shutting the fuck up?

Lil_G_lowercase

Dang I'm dumb I just realized that about patreon. I thought they were the same content as on YouTube

Patreon_is_g@y

Not only do we not get Shane, we don't even get the guests for the patreon, we get fucking retarded lemorp and monotone Shaun, so fun

Stinky_Dinky

Did he just confess to being a porpoise without a purpose

Stinky_Dinky

Your obsession with shit and penises is Freudian

BeardedVet94

Your myopic opinion carries no weight on me.

Gideon Starsgrave

This is why center left leaning peeps always do us; meh.

Gideon Starsgrave

Thought same/we agree. Peace is possible via sanity

Gideon Starsgrave

The last names of the ship owners seem similar somehow…huh…

andrew huenink

This isn't my autistic book club episode, the fuck

ColbyLikeTheCheese

So I've been saying this for awhile, this has become Matt's Secret Podcast. Shane is blowing up and deservedly so, but I don't listen if he's not on. Shane doesn't rely on the podcast revenue anymore, so he won't be on as much, and I don't think a ton of people are gonna subscribe to the Patreon if it's just Matt. So I hope Matt's been saving his money

Stinky_Dinky

That's good, seems you're carrying plenty of weight already

BeardedVet94

Based on what? Lol what a female thing to say. Oh no you're body shaming me hahahaha fucking faggot 😂😂😂

Randy Queso

So I’ve been saying this for a while, you’re kinda retarded.

Blake

Under the search bar just hit Oldest posts First

Crisp Rat

I love a MattMorpDini cast

Crisp Rat

Jokes about the actual biblical levels of evil going on amongst our elite are not very funny. Call me woke.

Thomas Fuquay

A bunch of the dawgs in this comment acting like little pussies.

Cathal Hannon

So many pussies in these comments.

Bob

Lameezy wooo! My boy

Mike

To think he could beat Matt in a race solidifies your comment.

ShineyD

Bless the shaman for finally feeding the starving dogs 🙏 Don’t get all the hate for Lemaire Yes he is completely delusional and a bit retarded but that’s his charm Dawgs are just extra angry cuz Shane’s gone and we got ghosted on the patych for two weeks Love you Lemorp Thank you Shaman 🙏🙏🙏

Lou Sasol

How did no one mention ‘Uncle Tom Maxing’?

N

Fat man

Oranjello Spaghettio

Saying biblical levels makes you far worse than just woke buddy

Mark Vache

Someone tell Matt he can go see Larry McMurtry’s son, James McMurtry perform in Austin - feel like he’d be a big fan of Choctaw Bingo

Ben

“Saving his money” lol they could run this Patreon into the ground over the next couple months and he would still have millions of dollars, you don’t have to pocket watch him buddy

Caleb Jarrell

Why is everyone in Patreon mad, you can unsub bro😂

Dustin Brown

Talking like matt ain’t got a big ole bag. Worry about your bag nerd

Sir Ben Campbell

Well yeah. These patreon episodes are all posted on YouTube. I only keep my $1 grandfathered poor subscription so I can read all the comments about how terrible lemaire is. I don't even listen if I see he's on. Just come for the much deserved hate.

Caleb Jarrell

It’s crazy to me that you guys hop on and hate but the dawgs are prob still one of the best podcasts out there. lol lameese is alright he’s just a filler

Crisp Rat

fuck yourself and die, “buddy”

Armando

Yes we’re built to sprint from threat but we’re built to endure and outlast our prey when hunting so the 6 min mile pace is essential

Crisp Rat

It’s and expression, it’s also not incorrect, and I hate jokes about pedos.

Jakukulele

Imagine paying for a subscription just so you can whine about not hearing another man's voice on a pod. It's time to grow up dawgz

Cam Reely

Lonesome Dove shout out

cody walsh

The TJ river mentioned at 53 mins is actually an insane serious problem here in my area of San Diego and the state won’t do jack shit about it. It’s insanely bad

Ryan MacGregor

For the record humans a built for long distance running. Not Sprinting. It’s called persistence hunting and it was the first form of hunting. Essentially chasing an animal till they collapse from exhaustion. Then walk up and kill them.

Collin

Lemair ep, instant skip

Ethan Piatek

Lemaire is a known degenerate

roadrunnuh

Lost his v card to a trans man, got tricked by an orgy post on craigslist, has single digit iq takes... But still isn't funny. Crazy stuff

Donald Ass

Met Lemaire by chance and talked to him for a while. One of the sweetest guys you could ever meet.

ESPA

Matt finally pronouncing “water” correctly

Stormcloak Soldier

Good thing Matt didn't pause the Comedy Czar Rogan or else he'd be blacklisted from the pod. It's nice to hear Shawn feel comfortable talking when Shane isn't around.

Dana Clay

Oh God, quit your bitching

Alex G

It’s $1 a month.

Alex G

You are proving my point?

Alex G

Been listening since basement days.

Brady Clark

Please please please do a Lemeeze vs Matt 100M race

Dave

Your point is an idiot

Dave

An bhfuil Gaeilge agat?

Dave

You guys this is a veteran. A veteran with a beard. Show some GODDAMN respect because he has a beard. And he served in the military. Both of those things are personality traits

Caleb Smith

I don’t speak gibberish sorry Davey boy

Caleb Smith

Bro replied to both my comments 😭 Desperate for sum attention GAY

BeardedVet94

Be ready Matt's butt boys are gonna attack you for not absolutely loving every millisecond of his bullshit.

BeardedVet94

Yeah because a username is everything in the world. You've tried this retarded stunt before lmao. You're right though I'm a Veteran who didn't quit in basic training. Cry more wah wah wahhhhhhhhhh

Dave

Yeah you sperged out like an emotionally unstable weirdo and threatened to kill me. It was hilarious. I hope you’ve found peace since then ☮️

BeardedVet94

Yeah I'm not reading whatever you're saying cry more. Wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhh wahhhh wah wah wah wahhhhhh 😢 😭

Blake Ortego

I as well was waiting for the pause during the Rogan episode with the shaman. Good stuff guard dawg

Dave

Ah so you’re a proddy eh

Caleb Smith

Prodding your mother with my penis? yes, yes I am

Dave

You’re trying too hard Caleb. It’s a bit embarrassing. Dial it back a wee bit

Caleb Smith

Dave you’re gay, please don’t expect me to take your opinion seriously

EliteGarbagio

If you’re hating on Lamorp your gay

Sam Kucera Songs

Matt; not sure if you are interested , but Larry McMurtry’s son - James McMurtry ; is An incredible writer and great guitar player with with a very much “psuedo- intellectual , self aware , red- dirt pastiche” approach to observational (sometimes confessional, sometimes abyss beckoning ) songwriting- it honestly feels like a novelist approach to song- and sometimes a lighter, bluer, raunchier, more playful [_pause_] comedians approach. Anyway !! The only reason I’m telling you is that he plays twice a week in Austin when not on tour at the continental club https://www.instagram.com/continentalclubatx/ tues and wed - once solo, once with band-he’s been doing it since I Was a kid and I’m 35. The best introduction album is a simple 3 piece Live recording from there called “live in aught three” (I think ) anyway _ if you like Larry’s work you may enjoy meeting James and diving into his work. I think he is a lot more successful and relevant than he puts on- he looks homeless- legit Texan- says Texan shit and has a voice like sam Elliot

Sam Kucera Songs

Continental club Tuesday Wednesday - Choctaw bingo agreed - take him back to the compound #goldencousins (I just commented some L. Mcmurt deets

Stinky_Dinky

Based off the pig in your picture, have a little self respect. With vets like you no wonder we lost in Afghanistan.

BeardedVet94

Wow well i was a C section baby lmao so having a fat head is a given..but uh you don't even have your face on your profile because that's what pencil dicks like you do. I'm in the best shape of my life right now ironically. .but you blaming veterans for a dementia riddled man's delusional decision to pull out and leave millions of dollars with of military equipment has zero reflection on vets as a whole you stupid asshole hahaha. Let's see your mug coward? Nah we won't because you lack the courage of your convictions. Kill yourself skin bag.

Zachary

I thought I was on to somethig with knowing about THE Wizard … DAMN Wizard

Jim

Matt you are completely wrong about humans not jogging pre historically and instead sprinting. That is completely the opposite of reality. Humans evolved and succeeded due to their ability to jog after prey over long distances. We are literally designed to jog long distances not sprint.

Shane

Dog brained idiots

Shane

Came for Shane. Stayed for Matt And I came hard

Blue

No ragrets.

Kayden Hund

Lemiarnade I just wanna bring it back up cause the dawgs had the comments blocked but please go back and listen to Nate is paranoid and please listen to how fucking dumb you were lol. Love you and have seen the growth but go back to that when you need to reevaluate yourself

Kayden Hund

Bro what lol just say you’ve never gone on a long distance run and you clearly take shit too literal

Stinky_Dinky

Who doesn't love diabeetlejuice?

Evan Kirchmer

DAWGS need to appreciate the fact that squamous cell carcinoma is the result of HPV, and when it occurs in the throat, it most likely came from the cunnilingus that was performed on an HPV-infected lady part. It is a serious cancer that can and often does ruin or end a mans life.

Michael Dixon

Let’s be real fellas this show sucks without Shane.

EJ

Did Lamair really ask how long 100 meters is?

Mannydiorio

Go watch Bert kreisher or something then bro we literally don’t care for you newgens.. “Shane like grilled cheeze duhhhh” ass dude

Original End

I personally enjoy these episodes more then the ones with Shane

Big Creek

Ancient humans did for sure sprint. But they also ran marathons like crazy. Running to hunts, exhausting prey by chasing and tracking for miles, send messages to different groups, ect.

Matt Smith

27:30 we were specifically designed to jog lol,, we’d run long distances after animals until they gave out from exhaustion to get kills in Africa, partially why we lost hair and gained ability to sweat so much to stay cool on these runs

Instagram @timid

dear god, matt has hundreds of thousands of morons thinking he’s smart

Evan Kirchmer

bipedal movement is more energy efficient for walking while quadrupedal movement is more efficient at running