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Polishing a Turd (Patreon)

Published:
2024-10-02 18:20:14
Edited:
2024-10-03 18:28:19
Imported:
2026-06
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[Verse]I thought this would be goodI thought this would be somethingBut closer to completion I amRealizin' nothin'[Pre-chorus]I coulda' had me fooledWho woulda' thought I'm dreaminBut I'm latched on andHyperfixate-beamin'[Chorus]Oh, oh oh oh!I had my magnum opusOh, oh oh oh!But I'm polishing a turdOh, oh oh oh!You'd know I'd never know itOh, oh oh oh!This was my magnum opus.

Comments

Chester Stevens

You know what the best thing about writing your Magnum Opus is? You never have to stop: every project can be your next magnum opus.

Ian Rencsak (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-06 06:00 That pre-chorus though lol
2024-10-02 18:22

Charli Morgan

Haha, yeah. I guess I never really know what's going to be a hit until it's out. Like, I can think it's awesome, but then nobody else agrees. Or a song I thought was just fine becomes super popular. Like, I knew LGL was good, but it turned out way more popular than I thought. And Orbital Artillery, which I thought was dog shit, is my #3 song. But, like, I'm always seeking the next big thing. Always trying to do better, but so much of it is beyond my control. This song, SO, really feels like it's highly shareable and clickable and has so much potential that subject matter might carry it, but if it's going to be big, I want it to sound like a professional made it and not a talented amateur, which is more how I see myself than anything.

Charli Morgan

"beamin'" is not my favorite, but I realize I can't use dreamin to end a line, like, twice in a row. Suggestions welcome.

Charli Morgan

"Divergion, use HYPERfixation BEAM." Oh wait. Do you mean it's like Hyperbeam? Okay, yeah, I see it now. That was not intentional but it's great.

Charli Morgan

Nooo too late, it means Hyperbeam now. But like, with ADHD.

Celes ~{ 🍪🖤🐈 }~

Fake it till you make. The only difference between an amateur and a professional is the professional gets paid

Charli Morgan

*checks pay stubs* Wait, am I a professional with imposter syndrome? 😂

La Vida Awesome (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-06 06:00 I’m not sure what I did… But you’re welcome?
2024-10-03 16:46

Charli Morgan

Maybe it wasn't you, actually. Well, it was someone's idea!