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Would You Rather…. (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-22 13:12:44
Imported:
2026-06

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Okay, little monkeys! Family fun time….


Would you rather:

Have a sliver of a hangnail on your big toe forever that always gets snagged on your sock….

OR….

Have an eyelash in your eye you could never get out?

Comments

Sabrina Lorch

Hangnail hands down. Definitely. I would prefer not to look high for the rest of my life as I constantly rub my eyes in a futile attempt to dislodge the eye lash. I'll just wear the same stinky socks and take them off once a week to wash them. Which would you rather?

Anonymous

Hangnail getting caught on socks? Sounds like the best excuse to wear sandals forever!

Cielito

I feel like I continually have an eyelash in my eye anyway so definitely gonna have to go with that.

Tasia Cooper

Hangnail. I can put a bandaid over it.

Anonymous

Aaaaah, torture!! Both of them! But I'd definitely take the hangnail. Like Tasia said above, it could be covered. Never ever would I let anything get near my eyes. I need those too much.

Anonymous

God, these are both awful…I guess eyelash but I’m sure as soon as I started getting that feeling I’d want to trade it for a hangnail on my toe!

Anonymous

I’d would go with hang nail I wear contacts so the eyelashes would make me wanna rip my eye out 😅

Anonymous

Those are truly awful Ben 🤣 If I'm being honest though, imma pick the forever eyelash 🤣😭

Anonymous

Hangnail i had a scratched cornea was so painful for 24 hours

LittleRagdoll

…I never knew you were such a sadist Ben. Remind me never to piss you off 😆 Personally…I pick eyelash. I’d just tape my eye closed and put an eyepatch over it.