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"SHE MILKS! SHE MILKS!" cackled the crazed catgirl! Uschi Mjolkatittenstein had been cast out of every prestigious community college in Prussia, but now those fools would see the glory of her ultimate creation... Die Überutter, or The Ultimate Udder!

Four stomachs? Bah. Four monstrously large bosoms? GENIUS!

As Mae West said, "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!"

Thank you so much Connie Edogawa for coming up with another GREAT idea! I had so much fun daydreaming about what Uschi's mad scientist lab could be like.

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Chumlee99

Penny: So you created a cow monster to gorge on milk? Uschi: and other needs, but yes. Ess: She’s hot, mind if I taste? Dez: *pulls on Ess’s ear* you already have perfection at home, this is Uschi’s

David Rudisill

Community colleges in Prussia, LOL! I actually worked a couple of temp jobs at the bookstore at my local one back when Bill Clinton was president. I saw the cosmetology students pay between $500--$700 for all of their books and materials. "Bend over and squeal" prices back then, and I don't want to know how much it all costs NOW! I also handed out a LOT of books for remedial reading and math classes. "Milkies, milkies, everywhere, and all that she can drink!"--apologies to S.T. Coleridge https://youtu.be/T1P3HDSVogg?is=ZaxARx73pJkujSLY [Iron Maiden, "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"] Excellent work on mad scientist Uschi and her four tittied milk monster.

O4rfish

One udder with four teats? Nah. FOUR UDDERS

Blue Sammy

Wow! Mjolka = Milk, titten = tits, stein = rock. So in English we have Dr. Titty Milk Rocks! That sounds like Uschi to be honest. Amazing, I really dig the yellow glow highlights across Die Überutter (Uschi’s monster is going to have a hell of a time at the DMV with that kind of a name). What a delightful October this has been, thank you too much!

UDDERScomix

I'm glad you found that line funny too!

David Rudisill

My father, may he rest in peace, taught one semester at Valencia Community College in Orlando, FL as an adjunct professor in American government class when I was in high school and George H.W. Bush was president. He let me help grade student test papers. Many didn't know the branches of government, a few thought Ronald Reagan was still president, and I'd have shit a string of pearls if any of them could have named who was the state governor at the time. [Bob Martinez, which I knew because he banned Two Live Crew's records from being sold to minors like me, that bastard!] https://youtu.be/5w494a7g7Co?is=VtGfnJQo2VAW6Khd ["F Martinez," 2LC's nuanced polemic against Gov. Martinez] In my jaw-dropping candor, I said to dad, "These people are morons." I had just gotten an A in American Government in high school. Dad only shrugged, but thanked me for doing so well in school. Us honors class nerds in my high school called Valencia C.C. "13th grade."