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137 - Tech Support (Patreon)

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I do not have my normal setup thus I am in my comfy chair with a sheep fur thing from Ikea awesome please sit down with me this conversation felt like I needed to campfire and hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs this is text to speech hot dogs

Comments

katie

AY

tati

HI

sarah

HEYYYYY

🦌

HOT DOGS

Amy

Hi!

Marwi

Heyy

gigi

YAYAYAY

laura

hiiiii

Lay

hi hamzah

charlie🤍

NEW AND IMPROVED WATERMARK

Krabs

hot dogs

Malaya

hey girl

mar

got me giggling

angel

hazmah shirt

lucy

will we ever get thursday episodes back

rylee r

luv u king

suriyah

hai i just got a kitten and called her layla

mar

omg he finally changed the link thing

tati

the hair omg

Dibora

Hot dogs yes Hamzah

aisha

Always the text to speech💀

Ronni

Hey hamzah

remay

Ok lets campfire and hotdog camping vlog when

notsyd

exactly what i needed on a horrible day

mcsnizzle

hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs

Blady

oh hamzah where did you get that smile

remay

Freak my effing derp life

gabriela

bacon bacon bacon

chloe

the curls are growing in very nicely

Lisa

Glizzy mukbang. Im playing skyrim while I listen to this. Hair is also looking pretty sick.

GracieMay

🌭🌭🌭🌭📝➡️🗣️🌭

areli

thanks i missed you

remay

Hamzah its gross bc ur getting the most horrendous flavors… GET HOT HONEY RUB

Emily

this feels like a facetime w this setup

L33na

Hamzah try eno powder for the heartburn, only thing that gives me instant releif

hallie

try pepcid for your acid burps trust me it will save ur life

jenn

yes heartburn twins buy some tums bro

abby !

i have had terrible GERD since childhood and attempting to be conscious of my health in adulthood by avoiding acidic foods as a passionate tomato lover is like so hard

leena

i appreciate the change of scenery this feels like a stream

autumn

Thank uou

Catalina tapley

Don’t take the medication that causes Alzheimer’s. I’m doing a paper for one of my classes on Alzheimer’s and dementia and it’s literally horrible. Do not take the medication😭💯

leena

you've been fighting the tax man for years man free u

samya

HAZMAH 💙

aylla

i missed this view 🥹

jenn

“it is so much fun to be outside today” -hamzah

vic

Woah new link

leena

honestly i like this set up more

chloe

currently watching this while voting in aus 💔💔‼️

remay

Its cold asf here in socal please go outside and bask in the sun for me 💔💔💔

Alex

This is text to speach too. I'm happy happy happy happy

Love.amasia

This whole week I’ve been going through with a sinus infection and headaches for the past 3 days 😞

Ronni

Jackboys 2 drops today (allegedly), any thoughts?

chloe😛

hamzah listens to the crying nudes!!???

Melly

Hello I’m using text to speech also. Hello hello cool emoji whoops

autumn ⭐️

i need to camp fire and hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs too

leena

i like how u still didnt update on the axolotl

Beth

Was thinking of ordering some wingstop these days but from your recent vids I’ve been completely turned off 💕 I deal with enough gassiness LMAO

Hannah Wainwright

lemon sorbet is super acidic though try a dif flavor esp for heartburn

roby

hope you are having a good night hamzahhh, rest well 🤓✊

dot

38:11 i experience the same thing with speaking russian. i speak it with my mum and even with slavic customers at work, but because i don't live with my parents i feel like i'm losing my mojo.

remay

Damnnn you don’t play bout that lil white boy

leena

thanks for the episode i hope u feel better soon 💐

abi

u say u miss arabic i recommend just randomly watching some episode of a tv show , i do this w dutch and its fully like a refresh😛

Kayli

I gasp burped 10 min into the pod, horrendous.

Ruth

YOUR CURLS HAMZAH 😍

🐱🇯🇴♱🌺فرح

I know it’s not the same as speaking, but if you’re not doing it already—listening to Arabic music makes me feel better when I miss it (studying abroad rn🤞😕). I ❤️ فيروز

Lisa

“Cock-tuah twins” never saying it a different way ever again. But your top listens r pretty goated. Pretty much what I have been listening to too.

jaz

to whoever snickered.. Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick.

Cookie Gonzalez

sorry to hear about your heartburn friend, same thing happened to me when i turned 23 😔

Sydney

Thanks for reading my DM king 🥹 and heavy yes to making more podcasts for the work week

lil

Painting can seem daunting, but you honestly just have to start. No matter what, your first couple paintings are gonna look like crap. I would recommend letting go of any expectations and self-judgement. It's important to look at something you made and just say "wow! I made this! and I love it because I made it!". I picked up painting about a year ago and I have really improved since then without even realizing it. I just love the process sm and it's genuinely therapeutic. My reccomendations to start: 1. Buy some paintbrushes, acrylic paint (acrylic is best for beginners) and canvases. Cheap ones to start. 2. Watch technique videos on tiktok and youtube. 3. Tracing with a pencil on your canvas before you add paint can help tons.

elijah

fakemink mention!!!

leena

are u ever gonna play stardew valley again btw

skahtt

bro your skin is glowing

Onlyotherangel

Better luck next week on the eye contact great episode anyway hamzie

Ben

garry vee was a wild pull haven’t heard of bro in years 😭

pinky

Omg I feel exactly like the person who said that has to many hobbies 😔

Cecilia Gonzalez

I understand y some took ur artwork as joke, and maybe a part of u does, too. but u shouldn’t take it as joke when ur alone and it’s just u and the work. I am not an expert, but I’m studying art. I find ur art has valuable qualities and it I felt a little pang to see them viewed as jokes. The ability to trust ur instinct, and not just SAY u do, is evident in ur work and is the sturdiest foundation. Go go go!!! So important that ppl who don’t consider themselves “artists” (artist does not exist as category of person) make art sincerely, with private ambition, according to their most inexplicable instincts. Hooray

Jackie Brown

Answer yo dm’s bruh im tryna gift you a silly painting of your cats. Also I love hearing you talk about your art process pls continue to draw and paint!

belle

Reflux / burping sometimes can mean that we are not digesting life. Perhaps take a moment to slow down and sit with yourself. Try to digest the world around you / any changes you are currently navigating in your life.

Charlie :D

help how do you dm the patreon or whatver i need #advice

emie

GERD and tax trouble, you’re finally getting old bubby!!!

emie

Golly you look like you need a hug in this one. Not saying it in a bad way, you just seem a lil drained which is okay. Sending love regardless 💛

lhasa

39 mins 😢

dan

i have gerd most of it is just taking omeprazole and changing ur eating habits until ur gerd improves! also pepcid works if u dont want a prescription ( u eat one before u eat something ur not supposed to it helps)!

tania

damn

Rai
>>172857315

I think you have to go to the direct message tab on patreon, then select Out Of Character, and then you should be able to message. I’ve never tried though so lmk!

Charley

my heart burn just came back as soon as you started talking about it I blame u for this

tianagloom

acid reflux vomit in my mouth n stuff i feel yu

Maddie Moss

I wanna know if you’ve listened to Djos new album

tofu warlock

what if you did an arabic word of the day too 🫰🏾

Sophie

Day 827 of asking you to speak Arabic on the pod

mauhmi

Maybe you should do an episode around a camp fire one day

sammy rose

guys the 5th of the month my subscription renews and i’m trying to figure out if it will count as my 3rd month 😔😔😔 idk if they’ll be checking and adding ppl but i’m freaking out bc i really want whatever they’re sending:(

Lily Rhiannon

As an artist and a soon to be art teacher, I definitely would encourage getting into painting! I’m being so fr when I say love your drawings and your art style. Your stylized portraits would look even more epic painted. I think just starting with watercolors and adding them to what you already do in your sketchbook would be a great entry point into the medium, and adding more to the mixed-media plays well with your art style. Or, you could go balls to the wall and and just start painting all together. Either way, I’m sure you will make so many awesome paintings and I’m so so excited to see what else you create. Keep up the good work king 🫶🏻

G!

hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs hot dogs

Roman Fuller

His top artists make so much sense😭😭

bri

get u those chewy tums i could eat them like candy

Gummy Bear

My friend with the same issue said climbing stairs helps alot with the heartburn 😄

Nella
>>172882463

I get you cause I’ve paid for the slushy noobz Patreon every month for three months but I don’t have automatic pay on. I really hope they count me as a three month subscriber.

Jen

All im trynna do is keep the grooves of my brain loose fr

Unity Day

you mightve tried already but gaviscon is rlly good for heartburn imo. like the chewable tablets that foam up, just have one and then i try to avoid drinking water for a bit after so it can do its thing. my meds give me rlly bad acid reflux and thats like the only thing that helps me

Ella

ive been struggling w heartburn on and off for yearrrs- don’t lay down after eating, avoid fatty foods as well as acidic foods, eat slower and chew thoroughly, and if it persists see if you can get a prescription for antacids! they helped me a lot and are a bit safer than taking tums every day

Dibora

aw thanks ur da best ✌️

Ruth

Hamzah you need to vote

eclipse

only thing that helped me w acid reflux was half a teaspoon of baking soda in a cup of water, u can probably do a full teaspoon if its real bad but double check google

khad!jah

i have acid reflux and was prescribed famotidine. now i just buy the max strength, generic brand its like $11 depending where you get. it helps a lot😀

lana

heartburn the worst fr 😔

Cal

Bro if they recommend PPI's for your stomach say no, I had the same shit for 1 year and it made it so much worse once you get off the meds

Gray

If you dont mind accomadting for 12 hour shifts please thank you kindly ... 😹

churro

papazah recommending ahlzemier pills oh he’s a king

churro

yes hamzah ur destined for fatherhood that’s why gurd has chosen you

Mal

thank you

Jax

nathan fielder mentioned

Dsstiny

ty for yet another podcast habibi

alurssuh

always somehow repping american flag colors dude its okay to admit you wanna come back..😂 but seriously red calendar, white fur on chair, and just so happened to wear a blue shirt..... is this dark humor or something ????? since well yk.... you got kicked out.😳

sir rexington

the sunday, kitty craft, cocteau twins, you'll never get to heaven ... hamzah you're Cooking

ksulu

HEAVEN MARC JACOBS????

candy

i also have horrible heart burn💔 they prescribed me omeprazole and it actually helps if you take them consistently!! i recommend

alasiaw

So sorry Hamzah but i got wingstop last night and it was good asf 😭

Katonamatress

hi hamzah me and my brother both have gerd and i’ve never changed my diet (even tho i should) but my brothers was bad enough that the bile burnt his esophagus and stomach lining ? so just listen to ur doctor and prevent it!!!!

Katonamatress

also hamzah idk if they have them in canada but they have chewy tums that work and taste better than the chalk ones

mariri

wing stop is not good and i regret it every time but i cant stop going

Emma Krom

i’m obsesseddddd with the rehearsal rn. he is the definition of free will

Emma Krom

sophie and nettspend a beautiful sight

Melisande Nevers

YOULL NEVER GET TO HEAVEN AND SLOW PULP? tasteful

chloe

if you like she’s green, i have a feeling you might like lunar vacation

Mykah

i've had GERD for like 3 years, and I got it from my dad. sometimes it's not so bad, just some heartburn, but other times i get a pain in my chest & stomach so bad, it's got me keeling on the ground, feeling like i've got to call 911. it's a struggle but i make it work.

Mickey

ok taste. is it cold in the water is a top 10 song oat. tap into more yves (eve’s) tumor!

B

I’ve never met anyone who likes fog lake ily Hamzah

Wbknz13

I like this angle sm better

anjelica

“you’ve gained weight” “i said, ‘thank you’”. moving past it so quickly cus ik firsthand that my mom says the same thing immediately too 😭

Haley McCrory

When my husband and I first started dating we got wingstop and it hurt my stomach soooo bad. We’re on the way back to my place after and I farted. It smelled so horrific that I blamed his car and started sniffing the vents and told him that the smell was coming from my vent. He ended up taking his car to the shop the next day and nothing was wrong cuz it was just my rank fart. Abt a year later I told him that it was me and he still makes fun of me for it to this day

Haley McCrory
>>173392886

Also I have gerd and continuously torture myself bc everything I love to eat is acidic and I simply can’t part ways

Maggie Foley

i love the cock tuah twins ❤️

koko

hey man im up here where are you looking

Veronica Minuti

the heartburn after eating honey garlic boneless wings at wingstop specifically is incredibly real, i feel so seen

Ava Dixon

i have GERD pepcid is the only thing that helps me

amanda ꩜ .ᐟ

Never stop your real talks I luv your perspective on life it’s needed I promise!!

Madi Cabral

you can get prescribed pills that literally take the heart burn away in minutes

Emily Sophia

i’m catching up on the eps because i’ve been busy as bees!!! but omg hamzah u know about my secret band slow pulp?!?!?! ur freaking cool bro. ok time to comment on the other ones i missed.

Olivia

i’m sat here drinking my 2 litre bottle of water and my jammy dodgers

Hotdogwater

This is late but thank you hamzah for those words of wisdom🙏 I’m 23 myself, thinking I’ve screwed up my life already, but thank you for that wake up call that I’m still young❤️ and there’s still time to do something about it❤️🧡

Avalon

mwl w

James

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