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137 - Magic Sort (Patreon)

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I think I finally fixed all the mouth noises that come through on the mic holy moly but now I have a new problem. The quality is weird on the video. What the heck? OK seriously never mind that have a good Friday. You guys and have some fun outside if you have a chance, the weather is nice.

Comments

Hanna H

FIRSTTTTT

Hanna H

LETS GOOOOOOO

katie

first

Cookie Gonzalez

damn, it’s that time of the week again?

Ben

FINALLYYYYY

Malaya

loved the insta story pics 😛😜😁

emi

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

Ben

we’re so back thank you hamzah

hailei 🍒

oh hello hamzah. wonderful insta stories if i may add

gabi

out of character sepia special

kisha

Where is the intro 😑😑

Natalie Bjerg

Gosh your hair is getting long ( love it )

alicia

THAT HAIR 😮

loopy

brah did you get a spray tan

Marlilo

Hi Hamzah, if you use a Sony camera, maybe an fx3 or fx30 it looks like you might have a picture profile on. This is putting the camera in log for color grading.

kisha

the poster fully collapsed im crying

The Dancing Slushy

Why you look so tan on insta and like a vampire on here

sarah

Happy Friday ladsssss

Elsa

It's raining

mauhmi

Happy Friday comment section 😀🔥🤤

mauhmi
>>173532605

Really? It kind of gives me Poot Lovato on instagram for me 🤔

kya

thanks

Boogz

If look pretty, why delete story?

serena

burps? GNARLY

hevajra

I finally have time to watch 🫩

Sara S.

happy fridayyyyyy

areli

friday? more like hamzahday 😏😍😫👅

kisha

only kids who have received first communion can take the bread and wine, the wine is non alcoholic so everyone can drink it or dip the bread in. though some churches only offer the bread without the wine.

serena

carrots and hummus though 10/10

Melisande Nevers

we’re both wearing the same outfit to the office today. inspirational

Aryanna

in my religion it represents his blood and his body like you said but the ones who truly believe they are holy are something like that.

Marwi

Was in class when this came out and I went to the bathroom to watch 😛😛

Deja Griffith

15:13 sometimes they give grape juice if ur a kid or sometimes they don’t gaf it’s more of the symbolism part that’s more important

ryssa quick

i have to work all weekend 🙄

keeli 🤍

yes! Portland is the city of roses or Rip City 🌹

Saila

Listening to this at work

kisha

abrupt ending but ok hamz 🙏🏻

ravi

Yesss I just finished cooking my tofu block

nat

can you hire me

Coolio

xqc would be the head of the music department in streamer university

katie

wtf was this podcast

ryssa quick

a spliff is where u smoke nicotine and weed a blunt is just a giant joint

mcsnizzle

is there a filter on this video or am I crazy..?

mcsnizzle

is there a filter on this video or am I crazy..?

Lilia Jackson

when i used to go to church as a child we had blackcurrant juice instead of whine

june

love the text to speech for the caption <3

serena

i was so confused at the end when it went silent 😭

B

Where’s the intro. I’m scared. Guys I’m so scared where is it

lesleigh

to answer your communion question christians usually serve grape juice not actual wine. + tiny ass stale ass crackers

Anastasiya

to answer your question about drinking the blood of Christ, you have to be baptized to drink it and a lot of churches use grape juice instead of wine!

Onlyotherangel

Father realizes in real time his son is a bully (TW: emotional)

Ronnie McCoy

I’m curious on the wine thing

Ronnie McCoy

I’m curious on the wine thing

Onlyotherangel

White gay people really can be the most evil people on earth (as a white gay person saying this)

nanya

thank you friend have a good day

elijah

Los Angeles is the city of angels lol

emie

My reels is terrible it’s all AI creatures, only fans models, and people dying I’ve never been able to fix it

emie

The duality of man is beautiful cause in the same podcast he said to go outside and enjoy the air, but about 10 minutes later he said the world has gone to shit in the apocalypse is coming 💖

alexa

pls keep going with the gnarly “reference” its so funny and makes my day

ailsa-summer

the communist manifesto on the bookshelf?? 😭😭

emie

We never know what the advice was for the gay person

Lo Man

they got a separate cup with grape juice for kids

alex

not enough mouth noises, unsubscribing 💔

notsyd

i can’t lie ur hair looks so cool

Nadah

21:52 when I was in a similar situation, someone got me to volunteer for homework help at an immigrant kids center & it literally changed my life. Most of it was just making them laugh so homework was easier to do but it was the funnest thing I did in ages, would highly recommend!!

mel

hamzah download water sort, theres no lives and I've been playing it nonstop 😭💔

liddy rose

Hamzah I say this out of pure love maybe it’s time for therapy with our relationship with food.

Hanna H
>>173548126

dude my misophonia is so bad I had to stop watching because of it 😭😫

stelliferous_nights

you look like a character from an old disney show *complementary*

Lydia

try the cake sort mobile game it's my new thang

elise shepherd

kids can eat and drink the “body of Christ” only if they’re baptized 😭 my siblings could, but I wasn’t able to… was left out asf 💔

abi

someones probably already said this but the wines watered down in church, or at least the one i grew up in, funding for the good stuff aint there anymore </3

ravi

there’s a scientology building in nyc I didn’t go inside but it looked fancy from what I saw through the windows

Cookie Gonzalez

it’s been 56 days since the devil chin landed on the floor, praying for a year 🙏🏽

Adriana DiMarino

I’ve moved around quite a bit in my life and I’ve never attended a church that actually has the blood of Christ during communion (catholic). I know a lot of churches dropped it since Covid tho because like it’s kinda gross the more u think about it

Ve

My grandmas has an untouched body of Christ and blood of Christ cup in her room and I literally can’t touch cause I’m not baptized💔

Annie Mildrew

Kids in the catholic church can take wine at communion or at least at the church I went to. Someone asked a priest about this once in class & they said that 'its only a sip' to justify why kids are allowed to drink the wine idk it seems sus to me but that's Catholicism for you

alurssuh

my city is called methdesto im sure you can guess why

alurssuh

a blunt is a mix of the tabbaco that comes prerollrd inside the wood and then mixing some in the weed

zahrala123

try plum sauce and honey mustard with the wendys nuggets

kayceewiggynoob

they do drink the blood of christ but its usually grape juice (my family are baptists so this maybe be different than catholics and stuff)

Gabby

discovering the tiffany plate in 2025 is crazy

Ella

when my parents made me go to church and do communion the kids would drink the wine with everyone else, but there was always someone holding the cup of wine and pouring it into your mouth and I remember they would always be so stingy like barely letting you have a sip and then after each person they'd wipe the cup with a cloth. The church was catholic so ik its different for others tho. I would always try to get a big sip of the wine when I first did communion I was like 8 years old

Dibora

I walked 7 miles i finally touched grass!

Dibora

also Kombucha taste like acid mixed the gunk behind your ears

bella

I can’t believe you made me download that damn game

Ashley Endean

Sacramento used to be the City of Trees and is now the Farm to Fork Capitol

Ashley Endean

Ex Catholic school atendee here! Yes, the kids can drink the blood of Christ. It’s just a sip though, so like… whatever? Also, probably has something to do with the separation of Church and State thus making it not illegal? I don’t know. Just hypothesizing

Saila

My roommate and I made a Tiffany plate last week because we saw chicken apple sausage at the store. Yes, it tasted exactly how you’d imagine but it was fun to put together and it was really refreshing

Colleen M

Hamzah has it ever occurred to you to try and make your own honey mustard from scratch 🧐

Ashley Endean

Hamzah never had a spliff before? Boi 🤣🤣

Ashley Endean

This is an issue for the Supreme Court 😭😭😭

Ashley Endean
>>173545120

And that positive gut health doesnt cure depression but also that eating a raw bell pepper makes him feel good 😭😭😭 plsss he just loves to talk

Rai

This episode feels like you have the Black Mirror ads running through you you’re so funny

niki🐥

hamzah ur so fantastic heart eye emoji..

Anthony

I see all ur likes hamzah

Briellelovesunicorns3458

For the church question, it really depends on the church. Some churches allow children to take a sip of wine, and some have a separate cup filled with grape juice. I feel like the more old school/traditional the church, the more likely they are to have children drink wine

Ary

Portland is Rip City!

Lillian

New Orleans is the Crescent City 🙂‍↕️

jenn

I think you have to have your first communion in order to take the body and blood of Christ and after that it’s rlly p to them

jenn

Good luck to you gay person!

alena

lowkey how do i send in

Aubree

when I had my 1st communion in like 2nd grade we could choose if u wanted the eucharist or the wine but after that we had the eucharist

Valeria Olivares

I think portland is definitely a foodie city but idk if anyone is calling it that. Not that we have the best food but i think we have. Like a little bit of dis a little bit a daaa

Leah Bear 🐻

What do u smoke other than blunts?? U put like lavender and shit in there I’m so confused 😭😭

Jessica

Gay person I hope you're doing ok but that is wild wtf. I'm out-gayed

Sadie

hamzah you have to get “water sort puzzle” !!! it’s the same water bottle game but no lives

Emily Sophia

yes kids drink the blood of christ. you’re only supposed to take a little tiny sip and they water it down a lot with the holy water. but yup! most kiddos start eating and drinking it at like 8 or 9 years old.

marley

Such a fruitful episode

Lilly Hindenes Torsvik

Wow now i am realizing you will stop posting someday. That thought actually ruined my day🤠

dwadwadawwdadwadawda

Lol a blunt is a tobacco wrap like a backwood or a rillo or loose leaf, a spliff is like a joint with papers but with some bacco rolled with the weed

sammy rose

florida is sunshine state but that’s lame

amina

Why'd it just click that the last episode and this episode are both numbered 137

Cameron Hopkins

I cant seem to find this episode on spotify?

Allisonmcc

Portland is the city of roses, and bridge city!

amanda ꩜ .ᐟ

WENDYS GHOST PEPPER RANCH SUPREMACY YES THANK YOUUUU

Dej
>>173806025

Literally I’m like hamzah I am not smoking a spliff babes …, just a blunt in my blue games rillo

mar ✶

the second i heard “tiffany’s plates” i knew the scientology remark was inevitable

Leah

Yesss usually for Catholics children do drink the wine but it’s usually just a sip nothing big at alll but for Christians usually not but the adults do

Lily

grew up in catholic school - we were always told to not necessarily take a sip of the wine, but just let it touch your lips and that'll do the job

Lily

isn't Seattle nicknamed the rainy city idk

alasiaw

A blunt is NOT insanity omg on the east coast it’s like a joint but you use a tobacco leaf used to wrap the weed

Mel

furry porn 🤨

Jordan Petersen

yeah i’ve been seeing what you like on reels 😒

Natty ice

Hamzah please download WaterSortPuzzle it’s same as magic sort but no concept of lives and I want to say it’s $10 to eliminate ads idk I did it like 3 years ago. But it’s best game ever and will solve your problem

Katie Flynn

philadelphia is the city of brotherly love

Casimir Oliver

Seattle is the Emerald city because of our evergreen trees

Sofia Patruno

Yes help I made my first communion in third grade and drank the wine 💔💔💔

parneet kaur

play ball sort puzzle. no lives. watch ads for extra power ups. so easy.

Caleb Bruce

why isn't anyone addressing that this and last episode are both 137

James

Penis

Drew Kazmierczak

lizzo is really shitty to her dancers unfortunately

grace

Try Canes honey mustard!!