Home
Creators
Search Recent Missing Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

138 - Hot Dog Propaganda (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-16 16:49:51
Imported:
2026-06
haven't archived this post yet. have a subscription? use the importer!

Downloads

  • 471638149.mp4
  • mux_media_audio_extraction_9b083c16-8958-4174-a0de-b15a8302d74f.m4a

Missing 1 video, 1 file, as this post has not yet been imported.

Content

People are trying to force hot dogs onto to me but wait why do I kinda like it tho... Chiilli dogs, cheese dogs, ketchup and musturt...hmmmm...Also I think im turning grayer by the eyes of this camera every episode

Comments

Lucy

Hay

j

so true

Hannah

yayyyy

Malaya

😛

Boonyhsuls

Thought I was boutta take a shit in silence

eb

Omggg

Saila

Just in time for my lunch break >:)

Lucy

Why is the screen dehydrated

breeeeee

yayayayayyaa

kaden

holy molyyyyyy thanks i am having a wonderful friday

Melly

I’m on a road trip to Ohio (YES OHIO😂) perfect timing was so bored

Saila

Okay legs

Zachary

“Call of mustart” meme is going viral. 🤣

charlieeee

hey hamzah my house flooded last night cause the hot water tank burst and I think it’s bc slushy noobz hit one milli

sarha

no way i just had a hot dog yesterday woah

jules

i read gayer ngl

ryssa quick

congratulations on one million hamzah. you and martin are doing so amazing and i’m glad it’s you two striving and prospering. CONGRATS I LOVE U GUYS!

jay

mustart 🤤

Ben

thank you hamzah only an hour and a half left of work i was rewatching your older episodes and just remembered like 5 mins before this that you’re gonna drop today

Lex

you gotta try skyline or goldstar chili! look it up its a cincinnati thing!

jay

hamzert and mustart

charlie🤍

i aas born at 4:01 pm 🥰

Love.amasia

Also congrats on 1 million so proud of you guys

charlie🤍

WHERE THE WATERMARK AT HAMZAH

Ben

i can say i was here before 1 mil😝

tina username

no watermark? my best podcast yet…

Its.Ian.ig

“Comment if your parents are ‘keeping together for the kids’” is killing me😭

Ava Jackson

🙈 girl this was much needed ty

eb

Apex was the shit

Emily Sophia

stop i’ve been on a hotdog kick. like i go back and forth from thinking they’re absolutely vile to craving one everyday. costco hotdogs will change ur life.

devthebev6

Congratulations on 1 mil to slushys!!! I love Martin and Hamzah like they are my dads❤️🙏

Melly

okay mentioning capri and piper literally was not expected

christina

wasn’t expecting to hear about piper rockelle 😭

audrey

MUSTARDDDDDDDDD mentioned

leena

speak ur mind why keep cutting urself off lol

leena

rudy catching strays 😭

Kayli

I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of your voice, any voice that is not my own I can listen to for hoooours

Kayli

Vegan hot dogs are pretty good, unfortunately hotdogs will always be pink sludge because that’s just the nature of mushing different fleshes together

mauhmi

(Did not watch this at all yet) Hot dogs are so good, there’s nothing like a warm wiener slathered in ketchup(controversial take), the chilli dogs with beans and cheese, and the best one…Chicago style 😩😩🤤💦💦 my mouth gettin wet just thinking about it smh. Yall have a good day though

Tamia James

Okay but summer nights and a hot dog from a hot dog stand

leena

before u deleted a lot of the old podcasts u were talking about stuff u wanted to do and then u did it and it worked out perfectly so ill remember this when u post ur ranch in colorado in a few years its inspiring

emie

Obama beanie and Eiffel Tower basketball shorts… world peace drip 🔥

alena

Hamzah i don’t know how to write in but there is a chipmunk loose in my house and i don’t know how to get it do you know how i would capture a wild chipmunk

alasiaw

I was JUST listening to last week’s when you posted this

Beth

To me you don’t look more grey you just look paler LMAO

Beth

It’s so hot in Toronto td LOVE IT

Ben

thank YOUUUU for not taking it easy on the ‘5 year situationship’ girl like bro😭

Sofea Sabri

Im sorry im not going to stream yungblud or benson boone sorry 😔

Ava Jackson

sometimes I get freaked listening to this cause I feel like my thoughts are being pulled out of my brain, like I’ve been ruminating on Colorado for about two months now for the same reasons described. It’s literally every episode I’m wondering if it’s just like an early 20s brain link like we’re all just going through the same mental steps here. I would recommend NorCal though as a life long resident specifically north bay we actually have everything here 🤩

sarha

why are u like losing saturation

Anastasiya

yungblud and benson boone oreo???

Sydney

What the helly is embedded in my vocab now so I hope it’s still relevant. Also he’s not saying Helly R 😞 he’s saying “what the hell he on”. Helly R would have been infinitely better

emie

I’m going to Colorado in 2 weeks, feel free to live vicariously through me

Onlyotherangel

Wait how’d you just read my horoscope so accurately

emie
>>174236708

Omg I’m going to boulder, patch into my telepathy and you can see if you like it

skahtt

check your camera settings, i feel like u are shooting on LOG

Waddle

Nah you’re meeting the wrong dogs lmao

emie

THE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE ATEEEEE OMG. THAT WAS TED TALK LEVEL EXCELLENCE OMG

misterchronicles

Bro Dave the diver is so good I’ve got 27 hours on it and there’s sm left to do. Mxmtoon teaches you how to find green sea urchins it’s Very interesting

Kylee

For phone games, check out Animal Restaurant😂 It’s super cute. I played when it was more lowkey, now all the updates are just overwhelming for me but my boyfriend still plays and his restaurant is thriving! Lol it’s peaceful and aesthetically pleasing

emie

The lacing thing - explained with my nursing knowledge - dealers put opioids in their supply (typically fentanyl) to make it more addictive so their customers come back. The problem is fentanyl is super potent and measured in micrograms as opposed to typical drugs that are measured in milligrams. So often times dealers end up putting way too much into their supply. I feel like it’s not a very good strategy because like you said it ends up hurting the customer, but it also cost more to produce. At least I think it would anyways.

Kylee

Down with big hot dog

shebami
>>174234359

Wait for it to start singing funky town with its chipmunk brothers then exploit them

shebami

Costco hotdog incoming call answer or ignore

Beth

Yk what I have this app called offline games and it just has a bunch of lil games like fruit merge. If your wifi is off no ads 😭

Garfield69

u look like u have jaundice 😭

Adriana Aguirre

Hamzah needs to go touch some grass, from how yellow he is

Chloe

jaundice hamZAH

elijah

the twitch brainrot you have is relatable lol

Ronni

Hot dogs with ketchup & chips 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

alyna

It was allll yellow

emie

hammy have you watched ted lasso? you would love

Aryanna

His thighs😫 im so jealous

Ronni

Exactamente 😂😂

Ronni

Some rich people are boorrrinnnggggggggggggggg

Ronni

I used to live in boulder colorado next to the mountains and it was super cool, definitely recommend going to colorado for the nature and the grass 🍁 fly fishing is goated but trout are pussy fish. the food kinda sucks in colorado buttttttt you can always make ur own :D 🫵

nova rae

watch yellowjackets it won’t disappoint

Adriana Aguirre

OMGEEEE IM FROM BOULDER 😛😛 HAMZAHHHH COME HOME

angel

hamzah is losing his color

Mya Harris

Why is hamzah lowkey describing Maryland when talking about how he wants to live somewhere to too far from the beach, has mountains, and you can experience all 4 seasons

Chloe

u talking about moving somewhere else really spoke to me i never really thought about it like that

layla🎀

12:30 WHO R THESE PPL

emily

the colorful presence of hamzah is fading away the more he preforms

ava chapin

woah i’ve also been thinking a lot about how i want to find a place to call home lately and my mind feels very connected to yours in the way you talked about it

looke

i respect the colorado love but my ass CANNOT stay in rural america any longer

Ella Simpson

that’s so chungking express of you to snack on canned pineapple

elise shepherd

hamzah I can’t believe you don’t know abt Obama bombing Yemen, bros a war criminal 😔

tania

why are we yellow

Angie

Perfect timing I almost got a j*b

Boogz

Speaking of yung gravy, who remembers when yung gravy and Addison Rae’s mom were a thing? That felt like a fever dream

Gummy Bear

about whether your voice is tiring to hear, I honestly subscribed at first thinking I would eventually get sick of hearing your voice each week and unsubscribe but it has almost been a year and it hasn't happened yet so 🥀🥀

rids

City recommendation- Detroit (medium/growing city, diverse population w specifically Yemeni community close too (can choose to engage or not lmao), affordable house compared to other cities, skiing and nature within an hour drive all around metro area radius, lake houses in adjacent metro area, 4 seasons, next door to Canada/windsor, intl airport, 3.5h drive from Toronto 5h drive from Chicago, most importantly I think ppl r down to earth and nice and they value community and diversity depending on where ur at/ who u engage with) biggest con is lack of public transport infrastructure

Zafiro

Dude I didn't understand what you meant when you said that it mostly bothered you that severance had power over your emotions and then I got a crush on someone and man now I get it

liddy rose

Plzzzzz stop using yuka it’s almost all incorrect science!

Melina R

Glad you addressed the gray, thought you had the suds for a sec

Sabrina

come to Reno, NV!!

jayce!

haven is a fictional town! but from what i see in life is strong it looks a lot like crested butte in colorado. its a really cute small town and ive visited it every winter for almost 11 years!

RyanGoslingBuldak

San Diego is the best city in the world bro, expensive but worth it! Easy access to mountains and oceans, lots of outdoor activities, the city is so big you can live in any climate.

Krystal Navarro

Check ur birth certificate for ur time of birth for your horoscope! :)

Mikaela

I totally relate to wanting to own land and have animalss and soo many plants and a whole ass garden oml. I believe in us and we'll totally get there one day for suree. I'm in alberta and it's legal to own capybaras, honestly my life goal 😹😭

seasonedavocado

finally someone talking about the trauma the how it’s made hotdog video caused

tianagloom

hamzah!! you need to go on cafeastrology.com right now and do a. birth chart reading!! it’s very in depth and crazy how things can be so aligned!

seasonedavocado

hamzah it seems like you’re describing british colombia a place that’s close to the beach with mountains near a large city and experiences all 4 seasons

mia edm

ive listened to so many episodes that your voice is my inner monologue voice idk how that happens

Katie Anderson

Wegmans is FIRE but so expensive, they have nice options but also normal groceries too! I think they are only on the east cost (I'm from Pennsylvania) ALDI tho don't get me started. They are cheap, and small but have the best most broad options IMO!!

Cahley
>>174262529

Nooo cus I’ve actually always wondered if he knew that w/ all them damn Obama hats he wears😭

Katie Anderson

Honestly PA is a really great place to live. Super rich Philly suburbs (1 hour + outside of the Philly all nice homes) houses with big yards lots going on but not in the city at all. If you've ever heard of Villanova University its this area called the "Main Line". its the perfect mix of nice suburbs but also being able to quickly get into the city by car or train. Hamzah I think you'd love if they freaking ever let you back into the US DAMNIT come on let him in we need him here

Layla

dawg it sounds like washington state is what you want

Blady

Come to Glenwood Springs🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

voidpop

Once you figure your exact birth time(just figure it out) the Only thing u need is the Chani app - fuck all the others its 100% the most accurate !!!!! and it doesn't like bully you lol its positive but realistic and more abt the seasons & energies

kisha

why does this have a sepia filter on

kisha

watching u instead of having lunch because u took my lunch money ❤️ and id do it again

Mailan Hemn

HAPPY ONE MILLION HAMZUL

sof

yess congrants on one milliana

SAM

ketchup mustart mm

vivi ♡

MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

serena

Haunted chocolatier mention❤️

Lisa

happy one milly hazmat

kisha

bless the person with the 5 yr situationship 🙏🏻

Lisa

Its your trad wife arc. I want to move back to mountains too.

Toleen

we are into the horoscope make it a part of the podcast !!!

ween

i want a banana chip now

hailei 🍒

hamzah PLEASE play stardew valley again 🙏🙏🙏

Jess

musturt

Jenna Herrera

colorado is pretty but the ppl look at you fkn crazy if you’re not yt lmfao

SAM

Hamzah no spotify episodes why?

jenna beddow

Boi why did I just accidentally join this instead of the slushy noobz patreon🙁

Yoshi

Getting less woke by the day 💯

Ben
>>174334473

NOBODY was forcing her to stay in that bro😭🥀

Alyssa W

Harry Dick III

sir rexington

you genuinely speak in riddles sometimes or maybe im high

Lena

Ryan in the scandal and his first thought was collab with Tim’s with an egg box

sieannah

Guys how do i message the Patreon …

angel

guys, my new cat keep pissing everywhere EVEN ON MY COUCH, if yall have any tips plz help

Lexi
>>174695910

If they aren’t fixed, get them fixed. Male cats especially piss on everything to mark territory 😭 its always best to neuter earlier on in life so they don’t make that habit.

Keila Velasquez

Go to Lake Atitlan specifically the city of San Marcos in Guatemala and you'll want to live there forever

Aysss

Same I don’t know what time I was born 😭

conny 🤠

omg norcal mention!!!! the weather can get really hot over here and theres a lot of fires that happen lmao the more north u go the cooler its gets tho

cass

APEXXXX omg you get it

theo

lol the watermark bar

Ellie Llewelyn

Hi come to salt lake if you can hang

Leah2silly

i live in co springs and it’s so cute here move to manitou

Jeo

Yea I’m with you on not buying games anymore they just don’t hit anymore not sure if it’s because I’m basically a adult now I mean I have games but just the basic Mc gta and call of duty

nnamdi

fitgirl mentioned ‼️‼️

Avalon

1 million challenge completed

f4rtg1rl420

that’s called return fraud lol