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[NSFW] No I'm serious this one is so very and profoundly Not Safe For Work. (Patreon)

Published:
2025-04-17 15:30:02
Edited:
2025-08-22 23:28:14
Imported:
2026-06
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Content

Needed a quick break from the meeting comic 🍑🍑🍑

Needed a quick break from the meeting comic 🍑🍑🍑

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shan

Du drow whimper audio when???! 😩😩😩 Oh this is SOOOOOO 🥵

Dom

everytime i look at the dick and ball texture i hear balloons rubbing together

BlueChaotik

Oh my!! This is amazing!

Merlyn

HELLO SAILOR

luka

had to turn my brightness down so fast in public💀💀

Alassia

Why is he so in love??? I can't 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Lunisas

Oh he is a switcher nice 😏

Jujub3

Today I saw heaven 🙏

Nio

They're so sweet to each other. Thank you for my unrealistic relationships standards 🖤

Shandora

Holy shit 🥵🥵🥵

kathleen

And yet I opened it at work 😈 They are perfection as always.

Cee

Splooooosh!

No one

great heavens

Cosmitastrophe

I, too, want someone who could snap me like a glowstick to beg me in this manner

OogBoog

Bro my jaw just hit the Earths core. Fuckin PHENOMENAL

Wynter Tremlett

Ngl the caption just made me open at work

jian

I think I'm in love with your art

Thistle (Chloe)

Astarion's tender expression is destroying meeeeee 🫠💦

caro

HA! I actually didn't open this one at work, but thanks for the explicit warning anyways. In other news, I just realised how much I am into the thought of Drow begging and whimpering. Well ya learn something new every day!

kim

Oh my fucking god thank you SO MUCH for this🥵💜

Newt

Holy fuck

kgr320

Ho -oooo- ly 🥵 Did not know I needed that in my life until just now. Like me some subby Durge. The whimper, the begging, and all that cake and balls is just *chef's kiss*. Gods I just LOVE 💜 how you do that glistening effect on every fluid in everything you post. And the low angle on this was amazing by the way.

Miss Fortune

Yet another perk of working from home 😈 aggggh this is perfection Drow is such a bbgirl

Kathrin H.

Knowing this would be NSFW, I just opened this during work hours... Gosh 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

morg

i have butterflies lol omgg

PlatonicWithBenefits

And you sir are the entire reason I have a privacy screen protector. You are doing the lords work. (Lord of Murder, respectively. 😁)

Blinded by Delight

Well…I opened it in line at the grocery store. My ice cream melted and the eggs all hatched.

Azurami

When you think you're down bad but the character you're down bad for is even more down bad

funshinebear

OMG, I can't! 💔 DU drow is such badass and fierce, but then he’s so sweetie pie next to Astarion! I love it!

Azurami

And don't think I didnt notice that titty grab

Samu2201

HOLY ASSCHEEKS I love how whiny DuDrow is

Vamp

That titty-grab 👀 I love it

ess

my ass is sweating

Max

oh my gawd 😩

Rebecca not Rachel

Sometimes I'm not sure which of them to live vicariously through. This is one of those times.

E

the drow's expression in that first image...

Shandora

I want to be that chair. Can I be that chair?

Em

My toes are tingling 🧍🏻‍♀️

Vic

im obsessed with how star's fingers dig into that booty meat and the marks his grip left on drow's skin 🥵 thank you so much we're eating so well today 🙏

ArchangelBlasphemy

I just adore how lovingly you draw their balls, every time 😂👏♥️♥️♥️

Divinsymnia

SUB DURGE NATION LEMME HEAR YOU SAY HELL YEAH!!!!

OnlyAncunin

This dirty talk reads like sweet talk to me. Oh my god their romance is going to be the death of me

Amai|Neets

Sir. My good lord. Thank you for. ...Everything. 🫡🫡❤️❤️❤️

DSMArts

That tit grab... Uh. Thank you.

Halla Ribar

Me in the corner at work despite the warning: 👁️👁️

Maria Pugyova

Next time I’ll listen when you say NSFW, cuz the metro is not the right place for that masterpiece

MEANBOSS

Those balls ARE pretty tight.

Dom

not after that creampie they aint!

MEANBOSS

Happy to provide as always! He's been a whiny one this whole time 👼

catana

thank you for the food🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Zamona

The whimper of Du Drow🫠🫠❤️‍🔥 gosh it is so hot! They are soooo lovley together! I'm more and more obsessed with them

Towgli

Nothing is hotter than a giant man submitting 🙂‍↕️💕

RogueisaDogue

I opened it at work anyway and am hiding in a corner

tyshalae

*gasps* desperate needy bottom Drow is delicious 💜

faerunechoes

yeah bro *eye twitching* I'm totally normally about this one bro *teeth clattering* trust me bro

Lezzleee

Thank goodness I work from home! However if my mind can recover enough to get back to work is to be determined.

Evan

opened it anyway in the breakroom

CammYah

Opened it at work anyway No regrets

BARBATUS

i gotta clock back in in 15 minutes man sheesh 🥵

EldritchMuffin

The way you draw Astarion's veins is doing things to me, damn

Luca Senpai

Yeah, it's my fault that I open the notification during class. But *chef's kiss*

Icecreamandradness

What a great week to be on holiday, now I'm getting paid to lounge at home in my pyjamas and feast on morally complex horny men 😎👍

Frenetic

Holy shit, RJ. Beyond being hot as hell — the DETAILS. I’m obsessed with the veins on Astarion. Beautiful, beautiful work!

Coco

Not at work, but I did open this with my grandma next to me and I have no regrets

AcuteAir

FUCK YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BBY

Teo (like Neo)

wdym the drussy is always work appropriate 😭

EatsBees

opened at work 🤤

LuminousDecay

HELL YEAH, they look so pleased on the first panel! Also, the tities grab ✨

Marasha

I love that everyone points out their favourite details in the comments. I read them and realise I have missed (some of) those details and then I can go back to the picture and appreciate every single one.

sleepwellplease

Now I want to get Astarion's dick tattooed on my ass. (Kidding!... or...) 🤤

geekinlikeaboss

That beeg man does some good dirty talk.

Silverrabbitart

The way i was shooketh in the first panel. Take all the breaks you need babes. 🤤

corra

💜____💜

Vee

My face is full tingly and now I’m gonna be trying not to imagine this again while grocery shopping. “Dear, why are you buying peaches?” “No reason.”

Vanessa

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Mme PhuPhu

Nothing like a good palette cleanser to get you back on track

rits

A moment of silence for all the breeding kink babes in the comment section

Abby Knight

*AGGRESSIVELY FALLS OVER*

Gabriel Lacaille

Was there ... A reference for the last two panels?

Misha

Fuckkk man

MEANBOSS

Yes, though for obvious reasons I can't link it here 😅

IcyKitty

he's gonna get pregnant at this rate

Simbioza

"Not Safe for Work" My office has a shut door policy. Perfectly safe! And thank God for it because look at this. Would you just look at it.

Tsaristo

Man, why did I have to sell Astarion’s underwear?? It looks so nice here. Also leaky pp while getting stuffed is always a fav of mine 🙏🏻

Mars

the unhinged dirty talk is SO GOOD!!!!!! whimpering drow is so good for the soul ❤️ edit to add that i am sooooo freaking obsessed with their expressions too. so tender!!! i love when astarion looks so lost in the sauce when they fuck

Jessie

Unfortunately to my own detriment when I’m told not to do something I automatically do it so here I am at work checking this out. 😂

QueenOfTriforce

I opened this with a full ass mirror behind me and whoever saw well CONGRATS! I am in love with the first panel and how sweet they look like that. And AND I’m dying over DU Drow’s words all over this… my man knows

NiKo

Profound nsfw deserves profound screaming. I would not be surprised if you could hear it all the way over there from the other side of the world.

Gabriel Lacaille

Already funny enough to know it truly exists and you looked it up/ found it and thought "imma draw this"

Melsyl

Another moment of silence for DuDrows beleaguered linen undies. 🥵🥵 also, I see that tiddy grab in the last panel. Me too, Astarion, me too.

Mz Amnesia

ssshhhhhhhhiiieeeegooddamn

3lenoreC

The way I stampeded over here on my lunch break. Was handsomely rewarded, and no regrets! Godsdamn!!!

Ter

holy fucking HELL

Jamesbam

DU Drow WHIMPERING?! 🥵

Marasha

I can't get over the whimper...

tenderroni

A great bday gift ✨

AP

OH MY GOD holy shit (the WHIMPER)

feminisTina

THE WHIMPER?! I am dead.

Nyastia

ok but Drows hole completely engulfing Stars cock is so good?? Looks like it must feel absolutely incredible

Xolotlcereus (Surya Asura)

They have such a way with words. I will admit, I love it when Drow gets so sentimental with Astarion while in coitus and does a little bit of dirty talk...as a treat

Angiespice

I woke up to this and on God i had a great day, im gonna say it was bc of this

Sam van Vugt

THE WHIMPER?! Oh my Gods, you make dirty talk romantic, like HOW?!

Lyssa

The cake on this drow is just... Astarions hand on it in the second panel... *falls down*

spitviper

Nothing does it for me like the dirty talk 😩😩😩😩 honestly elevates everything to a whole nother level

Livin

Fuck yes.

frothy

ummmm i’m unwell :3

lala

this is the post that finally broke me and made me subscribe

Danielle

The ass and titty grab. Has to hold onfor dear undead life

Akiwuff

I have thought about nothing but this for the past 24hrs

Rask

Fuck yes 🤤

Jess

👁️👄👁️

rogue grove

i was like 666 this is a sign this is good as hell

Lawresg

Me too! 😂 nothing like some NSFW content at 6am in the morning

Lawresg

Serious question from a non-dick haver. Wouldn’t DU Drow’s shaft hurt being bent back at that angle?

MEANBOSS

Oh, the shaft isn't bent, not in the way you're thinking. You can just pull the whole thing back like that and it's not painful.

tyshalae

i seriously cannot get over these panels. the absolutely filthy sweet talk does things to me ♥

ChristinaB

The fucking angle of that cake 🤤🥵

Omvendtesofabord

I swear every time I revisit these pictures my stomach does this weird hippity-hop

Simbioza

I just noticed Astarion's leftover handprint. Beautiful

Morallygreychaoticneutral

The simple details are insane. The blue veins in Astarion's face, neck and thigh. The pressure marks on Drow's ass from Astarion grabbing at him. The way the pressure is conveyed on Drow's balls against the chair. The size difference of Astarion's sack between panel two and three makes it looks like they've lifted ahead of a spasm. Words...

Lady eat

I keep coming back to this post. Like on a semi regular basis.