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[NSFW/WIP/COMIC] Fumbling the pizzle pages 2 & 3: now with a 100% more pizzle! (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-19 16:14:09
Imported:
2026-06
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Alternative title: "He isn't going to be this confident for long."

God I CANNOT wait to draw some friggin body hair. It's been SO LONG 😂

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mostlieghostlie

"Life is short. Trace a background." ♡♡♡♡♡

Deacon

This looks amazing already!

Sabu

This is gunna be a feast 😭

Renee

SO PRETTY WOW

Empress

3d models have been my bg savior. Also damn they look so tender

m.martiaz

The way I scrambled to the notification. Oh, Hans........ 🥹

Rask

Yessss! Yeeees!!

ObsessedGames505

Ok this is a genuine question because I’ve never played kingdom come 2 and I don’t know if this is just a play on the word puzzle but what the actual hell is a pizzle like is it a dick joke I’m not understanding

Aci Aci

Its an old English word for penis. Hans also has an iconic "yanking my pizzle" line in the game.

WheelsofFire

Hans ur confidence is admirable but unfounded. Can't wait for this lmao

blep

Animal penis. Dried bull pizzles are sold as dog treats. It's a fairly archaic word.

MEANBOSS

All of the above and it's a frequently used word in the game, so it's kind of an inside joke LOL

Theo

YESS so excited to see more of them from youuu

sleepwellplease

I can't wait to see the body hair 🥰😍

M. MoR

Service top Hans...at least he is trying 💪

Tamflakes

"Life is short, trace a background" absolutely got me cackling & gave me life. Bless you hahahahh

EldritchMuffin

I say, the pizzle progress is going nicely!😁

kiwi

Yesss! I love the vibe you give them. Also when Henry lifts his hips, tasty, beautiful, love a good hip bone

Ripley

Godddddd the way you draw them is simply divine!!! So expressive and full of emotion and personality ❤️❤️❤️

MEANBOSS

Thank you, that is probably the shot that inspired this whole comic 😂

Vee

I have to see the dialogue on that page because Henry looks like a lil shit, and Hans looks v annoyed 😂 but anyway. Delicious 👀

Vee

I am gnawing this bone.

corra

PIZZLING IN. THE. BACK. ROOM!

kiwi

You have excellent taste in inspiration 🙏😌

Hannah Olivier

The woes of having to draw FURLESS ELVES all the time hahaha

captscout

Im so so so excited for this! Also man, the way you drew his hips lifting off the bed?? Augh I wanna bite him

doodlebop mcgee

I am sooooo excited to discover what Henry says that makes himself wheeze and has Hans so irritated. And I'm just as excited to see my precious Hans gag and struggle and mope.

AcuteAir

You are so real for the background

Orb

I feel seen lol, re: “life is short, trace a background”

Lisa-and-Shadow

Them being tender and adorable and HOT is just UUGHHHH!!! So perfect!! I love them. And we need "life is short trace a background" in that font on a damn t-shirt. 🤣😭

Mz Amnesia

i have escaped containment, the highway patrol is looking for me as i scream through the streets about this hansry comic

Bluesettes

I'm very curious as to the dialogue!

Poe

Roll rolling on the floor like the bottle in my excessive excitement over this!!!

Vic

i am excited for the body hairrrr. i love the Nair elves, they have their own special appeal but by god do i miss the fuzz...

LuinenBluewater

"Life is short, trace a background" is exactly what I needed to hear today 🙏🏻

N00dlex

Oh wow getting permission from meanboss to trace a background is exactly what I needed

ThornedDahlia

I am living for the tender pizzle smooch. Hans knows it’s important to worship the D 🙇🏼

Wes

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hidzia

Maybe I’m blind, but I have a question ;v; what program do you use to make backgrounds?

MEANBOSS

That shot was taken straight from the game! If I'm not drawing from imagination, I always use KCD or BG3's photomodes to collect my references.

Hidzia

That’s such a good idea <3 I always had problems with artificial backgrounds, those are the hardest to deal with for me