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[NSFW/WIP] "🦷 And where do you suppose I am to put them?" (Patreon)

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2025-10-30 21:02:51
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2025-10
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WIPS for pages 4 & 5 of Fumbling the pizzle! In which the pizzle is, alas, fumbled in completely unexpected and unpredictable ways by a man who has never had one in his mouth before.

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marmar

HANS LOOKS SO SILLY IN THE SECOND PHOTO OMG

Boodle_Doodle_

Now who could have forseen this development

viaa ✭

YEAAHHH MEN WITH THINGS IN THEIR MOUTH‼️

Corvus

Oh god the hand holding in the third panel!

sleepwellplease

Oh Birdy, no 🥲🤣 That's not how it's.... 💀 (no, seriously, I love the idea! so much in character)

AcuteAir

My guess are... - Women's teeth are retractable like cat claws - Women's teeth are softer - Women's teeth are smaller Just some bullshit men would make up to discredit women having impressive skill in literally anything. I can't wait to hear what flavor of nonsense he says lol.

Solanuma

teeth in this case

faerunechoes

are they holding hands in the first slide 😭

Nora

TEETH for Men(TM) LARGER, FIRMER, POINTIER NOW IN PEARL, IVORY, AND DU DROW

T

Keeping the peen in the mouth while being confused is so real tho

Kestutis

Do you even love your sweetheart if yous don't hold hands during head

QueenOfTriforce

*me looking at my teeth* 👁️👄👁️ …wat

M. MoR

Beautiful

Rome0w0

I’m dizzy 😵‍💫

Mym

THE HAND HOLDING?! Aaaaah ded

Empress

Mind those chompers my good man

frustrated_tiger

I am in love with Hans’s expression on the second page while he’s munching on dick. This is gold.

Aphelia

Well you've been told off. Only solution now is to bite his dick off. 😔

EldritchMuffin

Now, there's gotta be some absolutely nonsensical historically accurate medieval superstition about women's teeth for Hans-I-shat-a-demon to recite!

blooblis

THE HAND HOLDING!!

MEANBOSS

Hans "I must be immediately good at everything" Capon

MEANBOSS

It's something else, but "softer teeth" so perfectly walks the line of insanity and something they might actually believe back then that I am tempted to steal it LOL

MEANBOSS

Henry is grasping for dear life, I think Hans doesn't know what he's doing LOL

AcuteAir

It really does, I have been watching too much history youtube videos. Feel free to take it, but I must know what the other one was 👀

Micnic Mabel

Yeah boi, fumble that pizzle! I'm so excited to see the finished product! My favorite frame is the top of page 5, Hans looking so confused but not letting the dick out of his mouth. *chef's kiss* 10/10 no notes.

Vee

Minding one’s teeth is a difficult task sometimes, and apparently Henry has a huge hog 😳 I’d give him passing marks for enthusiasm

Jessie

I haven’t played this one yet since I’ve mostly been watching my fiancé play. But the faces did make me laugh. I also made some interesting expressions, I’m sure I did during the early go-around myself.😆

LuminousDecay

I am absolutely dying and kinking my feet over it, one of the sexiest head comics I saw

Kyle Cook

This is genuinely killing me because I was literally complaining to my friends last night that I didn't know how to tell other men that they're skinning me with their teeth nicely ☠️

Lisa-and-Shadow

Overhearing my male friend tell another male friend that teeth=bad when I was in 10th grade really changed my life and a whole lot of men need to thank them for it. 😅🤣😅

Cjowoart

As a "woman" with EDS, it's a balancing act between not grazing anything with my teeth and not dislocating my jaw

Sindyscribbles

Well, a BJ is kinda a job description … and Hans is now the intern. Oh I‘m looking forward to the finished product and the gag reflex 😁

Simbioza

You know, this makes me realize something... No one's ever held my hand before. Not one singular selfish man. And for that I'm not sorry at all for my pointy canines. I hope they felt them.

Kitty

oooooh, I don't even have one, and that made me wince. Good man Henry for not reflexively kicking him off the bed.

Sab

The hand holding is so romantic

Wes

these sketchesWE LOVE A TOP HANS OKAY!!!! but good boy

G.

“Saying absolute nonsense about women’s teeth” cracked me up!