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[WIP] Baldur's Gate 3, but I just never found Astarion at the beach (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-31 23:32:14
Edited:
2025-11-01 21:02:42
Imported:
2025-11
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EDIT: Lines done!

Don't get me wrong, DU drow always belongs with Astarion - but only because the only other person he would be head-over-heels for isn't romance-able 😔

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Ollie Pop Art

the desire to romance jaheira is so strong, i don’t blame the man😭😭 the last panel is sending me

Kestutis

I wasn't ready for caked-up Jaheira

Tally Quinn

This AU is so divine and also really funny to contemplate lol (but also a little sad?)

Rattie

I get it man.. I get it 😔

IcyKitty

submissive and peggable

Jamesbam

Jaheira is too old for his shit 😅

Aphelia

Like a boyscout he's always prepared! Look, he's even pitched a tent!

Vic

THE TENT

Jessie

Her facial expressions. I love the annoyed look. Not gonna lie while my character always romances Astarion I bet they would go after Minthara since she is so blunt and murdery.

hawk

this is the realest shit ive ever seen

Gio

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

Sab

That’s no half mast

Rez

Realllllll

Thistle (Chloe)

Oh nice -- if my Tav didn't find Astarion on the beach, she'd be Raphael's warlock in .5 seconds

J L Kepler

its either the dead jackass twink or God's Gift to Milfdom and i cannot help but respect it

MEANBOSS

Man I love Minthara. Why did this asshat kill her.

J L Kepler

ie the dad who stepped up, unlike bhaal

Ms. Purrfect

Yes, please I love her so much!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

sacredbuck

A fellow gilf enjoyer, truly a man of culture.

ejoym

TAP TAP 😂

viaa ✭

i love when he’s tall and imposing

Coolest Ninja

Jaheira looks like she wishes they left her at Last Light 😂

Lyco

When in AU,romance abilities need not apply. Just sayin’

Mz Amnesia

THE GREASE. Help LOL

Azurami

She was not ready for these Urges 💀😭

Lisa-and-Shadow

Omfggggg the leg pat!!!!! And the morning boner 😭💀 I can't wait for this!!!!!! I absolutely understand the attraction though. Jaheira can rock my world any time. 🙏💜

Jessie

Lol, the lap pat is hilarious. But I get it, you’re posting scary content for Halloween. No Astarion?! 😱

Litsen

Oh gods - I feel him so much rn

Cosmitastrophe

Okay so the real way into DU Drow's good graces is to find the most skilled assassin in the nursing home

Jessie

I did embrace my second run and my murder hobo was all too excited to destroy the grove. Since they killed most of the companions I needed Minthara.

LuminousDecay

Snorted loudly, the last one is perfect

Idgie

mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry

Prox

Crying imagining a Jaheira who briefly romanced Gorion's Ward (the BG1 player character) getting kind of into Drow at Last Light and then realizing in Act 3 she's somehow hooking up with *yet another Bhaalspawn*--

lcdsystem

I've been following for so long I've gotten used to Drow's hotness, and then you put him in a new situation and I'm hit square in the face with a reminder of just how attractive this man is Also of course he goes for the GILF that makes so much sense

Kitty

oh god this is my sister, she just turned 60 (absolutely doesn't look 60) and got out of a long shitty relationship, now she's going to the gym and lads considerably her junior keep hitting on her in the sauna. XD

leviathan

It's never going to stop being ironic she's not romanceable in the one game I'd be fine with her being romanceable in.

Milla Baylova

okay but why is this pairing so fucking hot???

GalCaw_35

I mean I get it.

MEANBOSS

GOOD FOR HER. AND FOR THOSE LADS.

CorgiTeaTime

He's seen her feet (in your other comic) AND he's still hot for her. That's true love.

Rebecca not Rachel

I just know he loves annoying her. She loves it too but would never admit it.

catana

jaheira’s expressions are taking me out

tyshalae

Us grumpy middle aged ladies need love too! 💜

Shandora

NOT THE 'BOING'!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obscuricom

He thinks "I can fix her" but it's only her foot care regimen.

Terrestrial_Biped

The worst part is she knows he means it when he hits on her after drinking the klauthgrass

Jordan 🦇

THE BOING 😭😭😭 drow the freak u are. I get it though if a hot milf was wielding swords at me i think I could cut diamonds with it

Litsen

I wasn't ready for the "boing" but I love surprises 😊🤗

MEANBOSS

That was basically their dynamic in-game and it worked really well LOL

Rebecca not Rachel

"I travel with idiots..." but directed very specifically at Drow. 😆

Sylphy

she has the patience of a saint lmao

Widdershinn

God, he has no shame. I heart him so much! Hahaha 🖤

nightsongluna

DU drow always belongs with astarion but uh. i need to see more of this ngl.

Morallygreychaoticneutral

Drow has a type, doesn't he. Elves who speak fluent sarcasm. Can't say that I blame him.

Lisa-and-Shadow

Jaheira... you're a stronger woman than I am. I'm afraid I would ABSOLUTELY fall for DU Drow's bullshit. He's too hot. 😩🙏 The way he's leaning on that counter. I'M DOWN BAD

Aimes

I second this!