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[NSFW/WIP] FUMBLING THE PIZZLE Pages 4-5 lines! (Patreon)

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2025-11-05 23:03:04
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2025-11
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Every 15th century Czech woman who worked hard on her head game: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

If you notice something different about the linework, I'm testing out some ink brushes from the True Grit's Rusty Nib pack!

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Theo

Him staring up with the dick in his mouth like a dog that's been caught eating something it shouldn't has me absolutely crying

emmy.is.online

Hahaha what an excuse 🤣🤣 work that jaw open Hans

Boodle-Doodle (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 06:00 Just out folks: women simply cannot be vampires our teeth aren't sharp enough. (They'll never suspect us 😏)
2025-11-05 23:05

anet_12468

Get it Hans 🗣️‼️

Cjowoart

The hair is back 😍

Kyle Cook

There's something so insanely endearing to me about the way Hans is gesturing with Henry's pizzle (or I'm imagining things but either way I'm happy)

Rez

Ok, that’s it i’ll go get KCD

Lego Cathedral

Not dental dimorphism as an excuse for bad head 😭

shan

Hans looking at Henry like 👁️👄👁️

Bash Sídhe

i think he may be a moron,,,,,,,,,

Jessie

The “not as sharp” has me giggling.

Kestutis

Now that's a sword swallowing I'd watch

MEANBOSS

This is how you got away with it for so long.........

ani

True Grit is love And adding Hans’ arrow scar is just 😗👌

MEANBOSS

You are not imagining it. He doesn't handle those often.

Lisa-and-Shadow

Ahh yes, my famously dull lady teeth have made it very difficult for me to eat over the years but they sure come in handy when I have a gentleman caller!! 🤣💀 You dolt. I love him.

ani

And very Hans thing to do imo, the characterization is on point lol

ObsessedGames505

Really love what you’re doing with the line work here! Might buy that brush pack myself :D

MEANBOSS

HOW could I not considering the trend here

Tori

Can I just say how real that is. Getting down and dirty and then distracted by a conversation. Or is it only the ADHD people?

MEANBOSS

If that isn't proof of God's intelligent design, I don't know what is!!!

ThornedDahlia

Henry, my dearest, Hans is not going to take accountability for his toothy gobby game. You’d better get horny for odaxelagnia.

Mz Amnesia

WOMENS TEETH ARENT AS SHARP!? im fuycking dyyyyying HANS.

Deacon

Bro is chowing down

Bash Sídhe

its terminal time to send him to a farm upstate 😔🪓

ejoym

Oh I love the line work! And Hans' expression wide eyed, tip in mouth is gold 😆

sleepwellplease

Henry’s fur coat really doesn’t need the extra grooming, my lord 💀

Hester

he's lucky Henry is a moronsexual

Jen J

This really made my whole day! My favorite thing from any creator lately

MEANBOSS

Give him 3 days and he will give him a shiny new crossbow and a "sorry about the toothjob" card.

ThornedDahlia

That’s some real character growth right there 😌

tenderroni

I, too, need to put my face in the crotch of a man with hairy thighs.

viaa ✭

When we have fantasy men, we have normal sized dicks, when we have HUMAN men we get the fantasy of THICK dicks. it just makes sense to have it this way

Ripley

Oh my god, they’re so perfect!!!

MEANBOSS

In my defense - Henry just has that vibe.

viaa ✭

i think you may just have an affinity for blonde men with complicated backgrounds and their dicks🤨

Shmidgeon

If you’re bad at head get good at fingering, simply

MEANBOSS

I do not want to see this guy's first venture into butt fingering either

IcyKitty

plot twist, he's only been with older women who were gumming it

bagelbarton

Oooh rusty nib pack is a very yummy pack

rits

I was gonna say no, but my partner and I are both neurodivergent, so 🤔

Seedy Night

I'm so in love with your lineart! Ahh! ✨️❤️‍🔥

RogueisaDogue

I wanna bury my face in Henry's tiddies

Poe

Gorgeous ❤️ Hans's noble eyebrows set my heart aflutter, especially so close to Henry's-

Pi aka Pauli

God this is so hot and the anticipation and buildup is exquisite and also HOOOOOWWWWW can I love Hans so much and hate him so much (affectionate) at the same time??? LMAO HE'S SUCH A CLOWN

L. T.

Hans i love you but oh my GOD

steelsp

Keep lyin to urself sir hans ur just bad at it

WheelsofFire

The little arrow x on his ass lmao. Also the thing about Meanboss is, theyre GUNSTA nail the Hans expressions.

M. MoR

Damn. Over confident Capon is my favourite. I can see a whole series of hot but unfortunate events. Waving Henry's dick to punctuate his point is a lovely touch.

Stinebee

The expression on his face with a cock in his mouth is just 🧑‍🍳💋

LittleRadGoblin

I JUST GOT THE RUSTY NIB PACK TOO! My bday present to myself. I loooooove them

Cjowoart

Women's nails are naturally sharper, he should be fine

kiwi

I'm a broken record but your flavor for these two is so good, I just adore them being dumb lads and discovering stuff like this together (Hans making a point with Henry's cock just kills me XD)

Hemlock

EVERYONE KNOWS WOMENS TEETH ARENT AS SHARP DOWBFOSHDJAJDNJ

frustrated_tiger

As a 15th century Czech woman, he's absolutely correct.

ani

KCD2 is free to play on Steam until Monday!!! Idk where else to yell about this but seen a lot of people here who wanted to try lol

MEANBOSS

I just yelled about it to the masses on Tumblr as well LOL

MK_Wolfe (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-05 06:00 “Women’s teeth aren’t as sharp” I’ll have you know that an orthodontist in the 2010s tried to bully me into shaving down my canines to look “fashionable” and I said no Men have always been trying to deny the truth of the sharpness of our teeth confirmed
2025-11-08 14:01

Vee

I’m wondering if I should buy - the combat is ridiculously difficult for me 😭 and I’m no history buff. I’m only at trying to get into the wedding so far… Should I continue?

MEANBOSS

I can't really answer that for you, if despite the difficulties you're still excited for the story and the gameplay (as in the dialogue, the roleplay and the exploration, not just the combat) then yes! but if it's not for you then it's not for you and that's alright too 🤷

MEANBOSS

That is wild, actually. What was fashionable??? Having round canines??