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[FREE POST] "Baldur's Gate 3, but I just never found Astarion at the beach" FINAL (Patreon)

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2025-11-03 13:54:01
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2025-11
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Absolutely egregious that when I search "Jaheira Romance" on nexus, nothing comes up.

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zoniboi

Something about this just scratches an itch. Love seeing them together omg

Roxy

Too funny! DU drow is daddy, 10/10 would smash

Lunisas

Okay, is there any kink that DU Drow doesn't have? 😂😂😂

tecsiederp

He's so smitten and Jaheira is so unimpressed 😂 I love

Dicklestein

Jaheira supremacy 🙌🙌🙌

Achilles

girl do NOT let him near your steppers he is NOT gonna act normal about them 😫😫😫😫

stuckfisch

The grease bottl3😭🤣

Azurami

There truly is unfulfilled potential in the modding community

Cara

Obsessed w this. I know in my heart she'd peg that man

MEANBOSS

Is this about the feet, the swords, or the milfs

tenderroni

I also wouldn’t know if I wanted to chop his head off or sit on it. He’s so endearing yet persistently creepy 💀

tenderroni

I need to know what game he was spitting her way

Hannah Olivier

This man is so damn charming God dammit

Lunisas

No, more generally, I'm surprised he's not a bard, considering the number of kinks he had. I mean, didn't he have something going on with his sisters? P.S. No kink shaming 😉

ess

I love the idea that he could be her feral rescue hound that she like, BEGRUDGINGLY lets follow her around. the whole “he don’t bite” “YES HE DO!” typa beat

Liubov Ricci

DU drow, I feel you so much, dude 😩

lcdsystem

YEASSSSS YEAH BABEEYYYY YAS YAS YAS YEEEEEAAAAAASSSSS

Hello_Nyxo

I agree. Why no Jaheira romance mod?! I need my cougar- I mean harper romance

L. T.

the utter disgust on her face is everything

Cyhu'nya'gash

He's big. He's dangerous. But he has always such a damn cute Face! >///<💕 Want to smooch it! (Even I'm so smoll I wouldn't reach it without a Ladder xD). DU Drow really loves Feet! And the Boing...There are not two but three Swords in this Picture xD I love this alternative Romance, hihi~

Wicked Viking Art

Along the lines of the subject, but I got my first Minsc hug yesterday, and now I need a Jaheira hug 🥲

Selene Ancunin

She couldn't be less interested and its very funny

EatsBees

the "boing" is sending me rn 😂

Grey

I’ve been WAITING for some Jaheira love, ty mean!!

IcyKitty

i see how you draw her and I'm no better than a man awooga 😩

Adriel

the very excited pat pat lmaoooo

EscapismsFinest

thank you for the free content 😭 you're art is spectacular as always 🥰

Lex :3

I have such a big crush on DU he’s got me kicking my feet

T

He wants to get elbow deep in the granny-cranny or whatever it is the kids say these days

Luna ~ Lunalaplays

Well my pretty princess durge stands no chance against Jaheira she’s a gorgeous woman 😭 I ship these two hard 😁

Lyssa

I love this!

soap

will he do anything about her bunions

MEANBOSS

Considering the truth-serum spiked wine - likely not his best.

MEANBOSS

NOT THE GRANNY CRANNY 😭😭😭

Myssi's Mayhem!

Glad I'm not the only one who imagines a Durge x Jaheira pairing lmao

Kohayuce

Jaheira made him drink truth wine and he told her stuff she would prefer not to hear.

57bees

Is she planning to kill him in the last piece? Don't blame her. These are amazing.

Terrestrial_Biped

"Babe I'd let you cut pieces off me and eat them. I bet you're an amazingly spiteful top. You want help with your foot care regimen?"

MEANBOSS

Considering the previous games it should be tradition 😂

MEANBOSS

Sort of! It's based on a cutscene from the game's third act where she confronts you during the night in a similar fashion - minus the visible boner.

Litsen

I love how your draw Jaheira 💙

Alex

I NEED TO SEE HIM ON A LEASH AND INSIDE OF HER BARK BARK BARK

gabster1875

im saluting u so much for the visible blue veins on Jaheira in the second picture.... #big blue veins#veiny boobs#YAY

57bees

Ah!!! I haven't gotten much through act 3

ro bert

those tighty whities hanging on for dear life

Livin

It only happens for a dark urge run, just fyi

Livin

If only... but Astarion is prettier imo

thepalelawyer

If he had a tail it would be wagging

everplaysgames

her facial expressions are giving me life

Lisa-and-Shadow

Boing indeed sir. 😆 My bisexual ass absolutely wants them both. Jaheira is a goddess. And DU Drow is a disaster with every kink known to man, but God he is still somehow so charming. How does he do it???

TeTriss3

I kinda wanna see Astarion's reaction of Durge simping over Jaheira :D

Junior Crone

I think he’d rip through his grundies like a damp paper bag

Poe

To be a rat under the floorboards when she takes him home to introduce him to Rion and the other kids, but especially Rion ☠️

Nythero

help meee this is so funny lmfaoo

Samantha ODonnell

The boing had me gasp snorting! Let it be known that whoever this man ends up with he is obsessed!

OnlyAncunin

NOT JAHEIRA SCARED OF DU?

Mwag

Not the bottle of grease in his hand😭😭😭

Nim's Art

DU Drow's wisdom at 100, in this AU. 😌

MEANBOSS

I don't know if "scared" is the right word here 😂

MEANBOSS

Believe me, I've thought of little else since this 💀💀💀

MEANBOSS

A matter of which vintage you preffer🍷🍷🍷

PopVomitArt

I did NOT notice the grease and 'pat pat' at first. Your details is brilliant!!

Moreen

So we all know she isn't up for a relationship.... But I certainly think she could enjoy showing them how the deed is done 🥹

Lacrimothsa

I desperately need more. Like, I need the full shaboing boing.

Andy O'Connor

So glad I'm not the only one that thinks dirty thoughts about those Grease bottles lmaoooooooo this is excellent btw absolute god tier ship <3