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[SLAYER/M NSFW WIP] If you can make out what's happening here I salute you. (Patreon)

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2026-10-09 17:03:43
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2026-10
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Before you ask, yes, I've made the Slayer's dick smaller than I usually do. Yes, I will change his penis size according to what serves me/the composition best. I have no gods or masters and this WILL happen again.

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moon liites

*loud applause from the crowd* cock on the shoulder!

Sleepi

Ah yes, the split pp prime view, what more can we ask for

Selene Ancunin

I love how happy he is with the Slayer cock next to his face.

Lyco

I love how I can tell exactly what’s happening. 🫡

Tea

this is genuinely so insane wow

profound.peanut

Nothing like a good monster fucking to start off my day 😋😋

twons

Rest in pieces to them britches. 😳

Kacie

Omfg this composition 🫪 feels all encompassing, I love it! Also the description made my laugh. Artistic liberties!!!

sheket bevakasha

Oh the necklace draped over the dick is just - beautiful. No notes. Thank you for your service.

brutal bunny

paused my lunchtime YouTube time to properly look at this

corra

SLAYER CAWK🫰🏻

Hazel the Dog

NO GODS OR MASTERS LETS GOOOOOOOO

Naarii

I don't even try to make out what's going on with these two anymore. I just look and enjoy. 🫡

DSMArts

Might be smaller, but still as perfectly formed as always. And draped in jewels too :D Gorgeous!

imclimbingupthewalls

Things meanboss has me thinking; is that his toungue or his dick? I thought there was shoulder dick? Hold on, dick on shoulder not shoulder dick! Oh there's his dick!

Lain Jackson

This is gonna be put on the wall over my bed.

Andromeda

HELL yea more monsterfucking

cheeks

*mwah* Mangnifique.

BARBATUS

hell yea brother 😎

Okiku

Love the blissful expression on Astarion's face. He's in another universe ♡

rebeakfast

content like this really, really is so fun and healing for me as someone who is actively working against their strict religious upbringing, thank you for producing such gorgeous depravity for us all to enjoy 😍

Al B

Astarion’s expression 😩🤌

Lukas/Pati

That one string of astarions pants holding on for dear life is the perfect visual representation for the state of my mental health (also the slayer dick is giving axolotl 🥰🥰)

Kyah

Put your dick on my shoooouldeerrr 🎶

yllen

Hell yeah

kukichart

biggest rollercoaster of emotions going from "nooo, it's not on his shoulder☹️" to "oh yessss, it IS on his shoulder 😊"

LuminousDecay

The little drool from the mouth to the cock ✨ the necklace ON the meat beast. Beautiful, marvelous (I am weird to also want the head of astarion between the dick ? Hands very busy on the two side ?)

idrawthings

Fuuuuuuck yessss look at Astarion's face! Pure bliss!

faerunechoes

standing ovation from the crowd of degenerates

Megaloon

Thank you meanboss for this delicious offering 🙌🙌🙌

surgevin

A game of finding penis ! 😄

clover13

I’m so glad you drew a dick on the shoulder version too 🙏🙏 Also Astarion having one hand on the monster tiddy, he’s just like me

Nullacaine

You ever feel like you're right where you supposed to be ? This is me rn, witnessing the promised shoulder cock

Ylva Fox

DAMN. I'll never regret buying your patreon.

Aishaduh

Cock on shoulder!! Yes!!!

Tartimoon

I like both honestly !

Mrs_Echo

Well clearly they’re doing taxes 🤭

Silverrabbitart

Yes…yes. Muhahahahahaha lean into the monster fucking muahahahahaha

Lena Barsky

literal standing ovation from me. I cannot WAIT to see this colored!!! you have such an amazing understanding of poses and anatomy, every WIP you share with us feels like a masterclass !

Elvensexual

The snort I snorted. 🤣

Tanith

YES SHOULDER COCK YES YES YES

Vee

Oh sweet baby jesus, Astarion’s FACE 😮‍💨 Is it my birthday???

thomas

damn its a good day to be a monster fucker

Sarah McFadden

*The people have spoken* Hog on shoulder for the win!

Hidzia

That’s some handsome slayer 🥰 and Astarion being on a different plane of existence ❤️‍🩹 I love how you drew this monster. IMO he looks better than in the past. (What doesn’t mean he was not enough coz he still is the most huggable Bhaal-babe ever)

ArchangelBlasphemy

God this is beautiful. Every bit. Cock on shoulder!!!!!!! All hands on legs!!!!!

Mackenzie

Slayer dicks of all shapes and sizes are beautiful. 💚

DigitalDreamr

It should be two dicks honestly, but it's already such a masterpiece 😩

AcuteAir

Oh come on man, give the slayer just a little bit more 😏

Vic

dick on shoulder AND a dick chain? praise bhaal

Vic

wait.. it is not a dick chain but i will pretend it is

Clementine

Literally looking at this like the bent neck lady from that one show trying to *comprehend*

Morallygreychaoticneutral

Why is cock size always an issue? As long at the damn thing can get up in the morning and do its job by bobbling around sticking its head in holes the rest of the day, who cares?

loverunner

It’s like the back of a cereal box where you have to find the six differences in the pictures except it’s a monster dick

NOOGIT9000

This is so beautiful Astarion looks blissed

AP

"this one is pretty outta control ngl" Im dying LOL I LOVE this

Kellsrocks

I’m going to print this and make it my own colouring book. I’ve got a 5h train journey to kill and coloured pens.

AlSERAM

I love the idea of the shoulder dick but I also wonder if it corwds the image a bit too much taking away from readability It should be fixable with colours but is just food for thoughts.. 🤔

AlSERAM

Also my head canon is that slayer is a grower and jus hasn't reached his full potential yet 😅

PopVomitArt

Today I learnt that I am fluent in smut 🥹

metta

sounds like feeling around in the junk drawer and DU slurps it back with an entire pawn shop’s worth of costume jewelry. He forgot he even had some of those.

Vanessa

OUTTA CONTROL!!! AWOOGAAA🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Luigi

Wow there is so much going on here isn't it?

Rask

His faaaaceeee holy SHIT!! We love to see a man enjoying the fuck out of this!

Andy O'Connor

No gods, no masters, all hail slayer shoulder dick which may increase or decrease in size!

MEANBOSS

Don't worry he must have a dozen of those at the rate that they get torn to pieces

MEANBOSS

My fiance agrees with you, but it would look too funny 😂 like a dick neck pillow

MEANBOSS

If I made it any bigger Astarion would disappear from the picture 😂

MEANBOSS

I agree! I prefer the dick-free version. But You guys will be getting both either way 👼

AcuteAir

Besides that, now I know you had more important things to attend to 😏

AlSERAM

You are a very generous artist 😍 thank you so very much ❤️