FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 9/11 (Patreon)

Brothers! Welcome back to another Flashgitz Friday. And boy is today a special one.. Not because of any particular date or anything, but because of all the fun things I have for you today! Strap in lads, because this will be a Flashgitz Friday you’ll never forget!

The first announcement being that you guys helped the Space King Board Game hit $4.5 MILLION on Kickstarter!!!

Our power (and manhood) continues to grow, penetrating all who stand in our way. 

There’s only about 2 more weeks to get yours, so head on over to SpaceKingGame.com and back it! You WILL get fomo if you don’t. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Next, we wanted to clarify some things: We’ve had a LOT of questions on the Kickstarter about the Relic Captain Alt for being a paid patron and need to make some things clear:

As long as you were a paid patreon member between the time we were SUPPOSED to launch the campaign (August 29), and the time it ends on September 25 at 5PM EST and you back the campaign, you’ll get the Relic Captain Variant mini.

THIS Relic Captain mini, in case you live under a dumb rock.

If you don’t grab a reward tier from the Kickstarter you WILL have to pay for shipping, tariffs, and taxes for wherever it will be shipped to. Sorry, I’m not personally driving it to your house. No matter what tier you pick.

We only have two weeks left on the Kickstarter, so keep giving us your energy so we can spirit-bomb the fuck out of Kickstarter’s servers and make more cool shit.

Even Golden-Demon winner Mamikon has been painting some board game pieces up, helping us show off what they can look like! Which you can check out here: https://www.patreon.com/mamikon/posts/space-king-6-169132486

Now for Space King 6 news: It’s confirmed! If you’re new here, that’s probably exciting! But for all you veteran Brothers, you already knew that and are probably wondering when the fuck I’m gonna get to the good part.

Space King 6 has been making great progress! We’re smashing out animation, backgrounds, and assets all at once with the most talented team your money can buy. But while there’s still a lot of work to go, there’s still plenty of cool things to show off. You like bikes? 

Take a look at the goodies I have for you this week!

A ramp connected to the corpse of a giant who tried to self-suck.

The patent-pending Psycho Raft.

Bryce’s special wheelie mode to help him avoid the big cracks on the sidewalk.

See how the camera is angled instead of just tilting the whole background? That’s like Hollywood magic or something.

How save points look at you before you get reamed by the boss.

A sharp mouth at the threshold of the cave. 

Try and imaginate a sicker peel-out than this.

Bryce’s magic mystery box (it’s all nudes). 

He remembered he left the Psycho Oven on.

Keep looking forward to more sneak peeks at Space King 6 in the coming weeks! But until then, you always have the Tom and Don channel to hold you over!

This week’s episode of Tom and Don is coming out tomorrow on SATURDAY, but it’s also about SPACE KING! Particularly, how we designed the Psycho Armour! A lot of people wanted to hear about the design of our sick space suits, so we took a look back at our imaginating process and showed off some of the concepts we had along the way. Some of these psycho warriors look really fucked.

Catch some of these pieces of concept art in the next episode!

Leg day’s for nerds.

Proto-nut for your amusement.

It’s him. John Pauldron.

Go check out the latest episode on the Tom and Don channel tomorrow to see how the armor developed!

Well, Brothers, that does it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday! And as usual, I want to thank our Acolytes, Brothers, Greedy Brothers, Very Greedy Brothers, and THE CHOSEN! That’s all a mouthful, but all of you have been very generous in giving us your precious moneys for our quest of world domination. You’re also the reason we’re even able to do crazy shit like board games in the first place, so thank you! (Spacekinggame.com) We couldn’t do any of it without you. Thanks for sticking around and keep looking forward to SPACE KING 6!!!

Until next week, Brothers…

Praise Be!

Now let’s crack open a cold can of fan art, shall we?

An insane Globulous Maximus painting by @LordCheeese on X. Looks unhinged and metal as fuck. Thanks for this sick piece!

Captain by @imperialvox40k on X. A very badass piece. The vertical pupils look dope, too. +A!

An adorable little Bryce by @WennyZZL. His little toothpicks legs are hilarious. Please do more. Pwetty pwease.

And if you want your fan art featured, post it with the #SpaceKing to be featured! The hashtag makes it easier to find, fyi.

Thank you, Brothers! 

Praise Be!