FLASHGITZ FRIDAY 9/18 (Patreon)

BROTHERS! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your faithful giant intergalactic sow that lactates fresh Flashgitz news for all you little piggies to consume. 

Get to latching, because today we got some Space King 6 developments, boardgame news, and a Tom and Don sneak peek that’ll blow your gigantic brains off your shoulders. (Unless you’re not paying for the Patreon. Then your brain is feeble and weak.)

Firstly, let me tell you about our GIANT GLOBULOUS MAXIMUS STICKER!

You can get a GIANT 5-inch sticker by signing up for the Greedy Brothers tier before 11/30! It’s a scratch and sniff that smells like your finger.

You have until 11/30 to sign up for the Greedy Brothers tier to get this sweet sticker! But if you sign up for the VERY Greedy Brothers tier before 9/30, you’ll get an additional holographic version! An easy decision if you ask me.

Alright, sticker promo over. Now let’s take a look at where the Kickstarter’s at…

$5 MILLION SMACKEROOS! That’s more dollars than there are ladyboys in Bangkok!

Thanks to those who have already backed it, here’s what we’ve unlocked so far…

In the BASE GAME, you’ve got… 

A bunch of new loot cards!

A Decal Transfer Sheet for the base game units!

A Pink Line of Sight Stick (for strategy or just stabbing your friends with.)

And for the STRETCH GOALS… 

An Additional Player Pack!

Terry + Solo Mode Expansion!

A Decal Transfer Sheet for all expansion and additional characters!

Yukon Playable Character Box!

A GREEN Line of Sight Stick! (Don’t worry, Space King WANTS you to have this.)

Helmet-open Alt-pose Hatemonger!

Helmet-open Alt-pose Bryce!

A ton of extra lore topics voted on by backers for the lore book!

Yes, you read that right, your devotion has given the squadmates NEW MODELS! Forms that allow them to breathe clean air while slaughtering aliens. Take a look at what we have so far…

An open grill, so that his battle-prayers may be blessed with an ominous echo…

Bryce needs to see his imaginations work with his own two eyes.

That’s a lot of stuff we’ve unlocked so far, gang! But we’re not done yet, because there’s still more to unlock before the campaign ends! Not to mention a new terrifying FINAL BOSS that we’ve yet to reveal. This one will be hard to defeat, so make sure you and your friends stay focused and don’t get distracted as you try to take them down.

And let’s not forget…

Paid members will receive this FREE Relic Captain mini when you back the Kickstarter campaign! We have your email, so it’s automatically yours! It’s a gift you earned for being on Space King’s spectrum <3

If you haven’t backed the campaign yet, TIME IS RUNNING OUT! This is by far one of the coolest things ever made in all of human history, so we want to make sure you’re all painfully aware of how fast the campaign's end date is approaching. You have until 9/25 to back it!!!

Go to SpaceKingGame.com!

WHEW! That’s a lot of boardgame talk. And there’s even MORE to get to, but let’s save it for after I give you some news about SPACE KING 6!

We accidentally deleted Space King 6. Teehe jk. Progress on episode 6 has been stellar, with our brave and tolerable art slaves putting in maximum work with only a few casualties. Animation, backgrounds, assets, rigging, every department has been putting in a great deal of work to make sure this episode is better than the last. 

Take a little peeky-peek at what we’ve been up to!

Angels imply a god. And a god implies a faith other than Space King. Kill on sight.

The Brycicle is ready to roll.

Interstellar coordinates to the nearest Space Waffle House.

Almost forgot to feed the Tamogatchi in his satchel.

When she whispers “per capita” in your ear.

He’s imaginating the lasers coming out.

Here lies Bryce. He never scored.

Presents for being such good boys last Kingsmas.

Plenty of seating in the bone zone.

I don’t know about you, but these background artists are always outdoing themselves. Should we increase their daily rations? Maybe we’ll slip them an extra can of nutrient paste if the Patreon hits $1 mil. But one thing that’s for certain is that I can’t wait to see these in the final cartoon, and I bet you can’t wait either!

Luckily we always have the Tom and Don channel to keep us sane!

For this week’s episode, we play the SPACE KING BOARDGAME ON THE TOM AND DON CHANNEL! And this time it’s in real-life!!! 

Join Don, Corgan, Jacen (the boardgame’s designer), and Trevor from the Papa Meat channel as they kill aliens and continuously fuck each other over in the Pillage and Plunder game mode! With less than a week left until the campaign ends, we wanted to show you how the game functions with actual minis and cards! Everything is just a prototype, but goddamn does it still look cool.

Take a look at the new episode!

The sleevelets seethe over the sleevetards.

Comprehensive images of the cards, with art courtesy of our studio’s special pose department!

After reading what his opponent Bryce can do, Don considers detonating the bomb vest under his shirt.

This one is a big video that will be airing on Saturday on the Tom and Don channel, so don’t miss it! Big thanks to Meaty Magic for letting us use their set to record this.

Well, Brothers! That’s it for this week’s Flashgitz Friday, but before this little Psycho Warrior takes his little psycho nap, I want to thank all our paid Brothers for your support! We had a lot of news about the board game today, which consisted of many milestones only possible because of the support you all showed Space King. We’re not only in the top 50 tabletop campaigns of all time, but I think we’re in the top 72 of most funded Kickstarter campaigns of all time! 

HELP US BEAT READING RAINBOW

This insane reception is not only thanks to those who backed the campaign, but to those of you who believed in Space King. Whether you’re a new Brother or you’ve been here since the beginning, there’d be no Space King or board game without you. So from all of us over here to you, thank you for being a Brother <3 Our heart-to-heart will continue next week in the next Flashgitz Friday, the same day the campaign ends! And be here for more Space King 6 updates! 

Until next week, Brothers…

Praise Be!

Now let’s take a look at some of that fan art you guys are pumping out.

This incredible painting by @LordCheeese on X is one of my favorite pieces of Space King art. Capturing the innocence and joy of boyhood and the carnage and camaraderie of being a Psycho Warrior. All of you fucking gooners drawing gay art of Hatemonger in maid outfits should take notes.

Some sick War World art by u/Acceleration-Chariot on Reddit! Insane painting with a tasteful undercarriage shot of Globulous Maxmimus.

Some sweet Grimboard art by @DeanMamnevArt on X, who always knocks it out of the park. The coloring on this is fucking sweet. Very metal.

That’s it for this week, Brothers! Thank you for reading this far!

Praise Be!