FLASHGITZ FRIDAY (SATURDAY EDITION) 9/26 (Patreon)

BROTHERS! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday Saturday, the only news source that has and will EVER matter. Unlike those other boring news sites, we only deliver GOOD news.. and BOY do we have some good news today! So strap in because IT’S VICTORY LAP TIME!!

We beat our FINAL stretch goal of $8,008,135! Big shout out to you beautiful little spergs who made it all possible.

The Kickstarter campaign has ended and looking back on all the support we’ve gotten in the last month has been insane. Backing this campaign was no small ask, but you guys absolutely crushed every goal we set forth, proving once and for all that Space King has the best fans on the planet. Many people worked very hard on making this the best board game possible and we’re very excited for you all to play it. Don’t forget to homebrew some OCs and tell us about them! And don’t go making any girls!

Now onto the topic of Space King 6!!!!!!!!!!!! Production has been chugging along, with new art and animation being constantly submitted by our indentured servants. We’re working on assets, special poses, backgrounds, and animation. It’s pretty much all-hands-on-deck right now. This episode is one of the funniest ones we’ve done so far, so the artwork has to blow all the other episodes out of the water (as is the tradition with every episode.) 

Take a look at some of the goodies I stole from the vault!

Two skeletons in a loving embrace. I don’t see what’s so dark about that.

A great way of keeping warm is to stay by your ship’s flaming wreckage and hope it doesn’t explode.

Just hangin’ around.

Sure it’s a cool gun, but imaginate if you welded 4 of them together…

CORPSES! COPRSES! CORPSES!

The Psycho Head Flattener (name pending.)

Captain calms Chestnut in the midst of a Realistic Panic Attack™ .

It never hurts to check if that geno-bomb ban is still in effect.

Not 5 minutes after taking the training wheels off.

Bones? Bikes? Boys?? This episode has it all! I know it’s hard to keep your heart rate down when you get excited (what with your high blood pressure and all), but try and keep a cool head. We have a little ways to go before we have a finished episode. Luckily, there’s a super secret second channel that only guys with big PPs know about: The Tom and Don channel!

This week on Tom and Don, we’re gonna do a director’s commentary on the latest Hatemonger’s Sermon that just released! It was a bit more complex than our usual sermons, so there’s a lot more to talk about! Kinglish? Blapanese? C’mon, those are fucking great. And there’s a lot more to talk about in this exciting episode of Tom and Don!

Here’s a sneak peek!

“Bitch this lemonade is cold!”

Who came up with these *stimulating* ship designs?

Fun fact: the Blap Blaps were the first alien designs drawn by Don! He was perfect from the very beginning <3

Go check out the latest episode on the Tom and Don channel now! Or else we’ll delete Space King 6. For real this time.

Alright brothers, that does it for this Flashgitz Friday! But before I wrap everything up, I wanted to give you guys a final reminder that you can get a HOLOGRAPHIC Globulous Maximus sticker if you sign up for the VERY Greedy Brothers tier before 9/30! 

So let me lay it out plainly: 

Greedy Brothers will get 1 regular 5” Globlous Maximus.

VERY Greedy Brothers will get 1 regular and 1 HOLOGRAPHIC Globulous Maximus if you sign up by 9/30. Otherwise you just get 1 regular 5” Globulous Maximus.

Is that clear? I’m trying to help you guys out, so don’t go whining in my emails if you miss out! Thanks bbys <3

Alright, Brothers, that does it for this Flashgitz Friday (for real this time!). But before I go, I want to thank all you Brothers for all your support. Not only did we get to make an indie animated series that you can all enjoy, but we made a fucking BOARD GAME with actual miniatures! A SHIT-LOAD of miniatures, at that! And it’s actually fun to play! Do you know how many board games are actually fun? Probably about 10%. And it’s all thanks to you, Brothers. 

Some of you have been here since the beginning, some of you are new, but all of you have trusted us with the fruits of your labor and we’re extremely grateful (unless you’re one of those filthy freeloaders reading this.) Whether you backed the boardgame or not, we appreciate your support and we can’t wait for you to see what we have for you next <3

Thank you, Brothers!

Praise be!

Now let’s check out some fan art!!

A Chad-like Bryce by @WennyZZL on X. I’m betting this is actually how Bryce sees himself.

A Star Defender getting his back blown out by Grimboar by @addbillsJuzo on X. I’m a big fan of the Bane homage.

A Blap Blap getting its stupid blue head crushed by u/Bobbis32 on Reddit. Hatemace’s vengeful expression gives me great joy <3

Thank you, Brothers! See you next week!

Praise Be!