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Dead Undefeated Patrons,

Erm... I mean Dear... look we've been here before. I feel like everytime Arthur dies we get an 8-ball... but don't use that as motivation to kill him. Mind you, if he's dead what's the point now...

Who knows.

Anyway, this is another 8-ball don't come after me cause I didn't do this John picked it. So if you hate John then take it up with him, not me.

Happy whatever day it is!

- not my fault.

Comments

imogen

oh my god??

Jeanette

Omg I love every single one of these 😂

GPTC

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIME LIKE THIS

Kraiva

John needed something to help pump him back up after taking that many Ls

RoChanUsagiHime

After a truly atrocious week in work, this is just what I needed - thank you, I'm howling

Flamia

I AM FUCKING CHOKIGN

Alexis

Genuinely..amazing. Perfection. 100/10

pandora

this is definitely a video I just watched

Red

yeaaaaah John get it! Need something to bring the confidence back 🤣 love it

rowanoak

Ah yes an occasion for John to wear his Party Pants. This is bananas lol

Audrey R

I am a new patron and I have no idea what’s going on but I love it

MomoTheMoogle

This has me absolutely rolling with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

Waffle 427

I’m screaming at this!

AK Trash Panda

Holy. Absolute. Fuck. I feel so high right now. Get the fuck after it, John.

BeastlyDeath

This is the desert fever dream I never knew I needed holy shit 💀 this needs to be on Spotify

SeerOfTime

This just made my entire day. I am ELATED. Thank you so much, Harlan.

Heather Bruce

And now I know. It wasn't Kayne that (helped) brought him back from the gut wound in the mines. It was sh*t like this, wasn't it? Life is suddenly so much clearer now...

Veneza Shade

THIS IS WHAT WE NEEDED THANK YOU XDD

Dustin

YES ARTHUR

DJ

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Dustin

Click the 8-ball tag at the bottom for two more of these gems!

K8

I love when we get to play with the boys like dolls <3

SavageIvyy

I have had an absolute garbage week. It's been nonstop stress and pain from work. You have no idea how much I needed the laugh, thank you so much ❤️

Positive

Harlan you absolute legend

Courtney Wathne

Harlan I love you. This was the type of crazy madness we needed.

Thomas Hegarty

Absolutely wild!!!!! Loved this so much

David Shaw

‘This makes my skin crawl’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Skye

I cannot stop thinking about this lmao

Amy

LOVE IIITTTTT thank you Harlan for blessing us with this banger

Catherine Giles

I didn't know how much I needed this, thank you Harlan

evil John Doe call that John foe

There needs too be an Arthur and John album at this point this is to good, I'm crying with laughter🤣🤣🤣

Veneza Shade

Ah man……what a joyous life…….

Allison Cossitt

Came | | this close to actually choking on breakfast. The world is now a better place.

RoryMarkal

I like how it was all sweet, then John was like, fuck this, let's rap.

Sunny Hawke

this is insane and wonderful and i adore it

light4ghosts

I'm so glad I became a patron

Oliver

i had no idea this existed. fucking hilarious!

Harriet B

I loathe major key sappy sweet. Love minor key, but will settle for keyless rhythmic beat. That was fun! Thank you, Harlan!!!

Max

…I have never been happier to be a patron of anythjng before in my life until this.

Luna_de_maria

this is SO fucking funny oh my god...the switch from love ballads to a viscous rap. incredible. I love their commentary

Dantler

Just caught up to malevolent with sis & felt the pull to join the patreon. Seeing this absolutely SENT me. *grabs own head* Too perfect, silly ones 😭💕

Autumn

This is FUELLING ME

Victiore G.R

HELLOOOO HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAAA

growingdark

I just got here and I’m absolutely losing it

Ava

This alone is worth the Patreon subscription

Madison

Oh my god this is wonderful.