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Well hey there...

It's difficult at times to express how grateful I am to all of you. A few years ago, I was searching for jobs, stressing nightly and wondering what the hell I would do with my life. My dad would even sent me job postings for Amazon Warehouse Worker or Walmart Stock Person unironically, believing that I wasn't capable of much more and thinking these were jobs that suited me.

Somewhere along the line, I realized, through people like all of you that I was capable of more. That I was capable of telling a story, or stories, making Auditory adventures and generally allowing myself to be creatively fulfilled while also making a living.

Thank you to everyone who supports this Patreon, you've changed my life.

As a thank you, I made you all this.

A Christmas present that I know you will love.

Help me grow this Patron, help me grow this show and please, help me continue making the things I love to make.

Merry Christmas!

Love,
Harlan (& Jo, Henry & Marie)

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Cesar Lebron III

Oh my yes! Never in my life did I need something so much and never know until I received it

K.M.

This is perfect and amazing - thank you for this gift!! Merry Christmas Guthrie family!!

Ria

This was delightful!

Jo

Hooting and hollering throughout the whole thing. Thank you so much for this! 💜

Courtney Wathne

I was laughing so hysterically I spooked my husband 🤣 Merry Christmas everyone!

Tyler Rommel

You are hands down the most talented producer out there. No other audio production pulls me in like this one. Thank YOU, and I hope you keep doing what you're doing

Kass N.

I don’t even have words for how much this podcast and your work and artistry have come to mean to me. Thank YOU for everything you do💖

Jeanette

What a perfect way to start a Friday 🎄

Vai Russ

Fucking incredible, truly 😂😂 So glad I wasn't at work while listening to this, I would've gotten some VERY odd looks amidst my cackling

rowanoak

This is such a wonderful special, thanks Harlan!! I’m so glad you’re out here making the most amazing podcasts and stories. You are so talented. We are lucky to get to experience what you create! Have a wonderful holiday ✨🎄🌟❄️

Ghirko

That was brilliant! Thank you ^.^

DuckDuckDuck

“Remember falling down holes?!” 😂

Isi

Christmas truly has come early! What a bountiful gift this is.

YamiKakyuu

Harlan you stunner!!!

Kat Rooney

This was an absolute ride, what a gift. Thank you so much!

Layla

Thank you so much for this absolutely magnificent gift

Flamia

This is everything I could have asked for and more, I am in tears from laughing and. Being terrified out of my mind. Thank you Harlan!

grackle

Ok this was perfect

HeavenlyBibi

Thank you so much for this gem, and thank YOU for just the sheer creativity you share.

Broth Mirepoix

This was great and a lot of fun and delightfully glib and I'm so glad you didn't end up in an amazon warehole

Dizzy-Day

Lmaooo horrifying and amazing, I'm glad to be able to help support and cheer you on!

Flynn

This was such a gift thank you so much!! Happy holidays :)

Amy

I loved every second of this!

Marimo

This was amazing lollol

Waffle 427

I’m gonna listen to this right now.

Waffle 427

In this non canon malevolent, I headcanon that Arthur can see and that John has his own body.

Megs

What a wonderful holiday treat!

SeerOfTime

I just had to jump on the Patreon train for a little bit to partake in this INCREDIBLE gift you have given the fandom, Harlan. It was the most self-indulgent, spectacularly hilarious, heartfelt, joy-filled thing I've ever had the pleasure to listen to. AND KAYNE!!! I especially love the teasing on both sides. Sending lots of love to the Guthries!!!

Brandi

Thank you for this!

Indrid Hartley

Aaahhh I love it! From the beginning I was like "oh this has kayne written all over it" he's such an asshole💖. Thank you for this! I love your work and this podcast means so much to me!

Abbey Toye

Harlan you're a menace! ❤️

Mary Jensen

So delightful! Thank you for this, Harlan.

Raven Fritz

You're incorrigible Harlan, you rapscallion

photosnipa

This is fantastic 😭👌

Oriana Smith

“Wow! It’s holiday recording artist Kristian Noel Pedersen!!” God I love this podcast

Kass

I can’t believe I didn’t listen to this before jfc… I thought I knew all your tricks Harlan /j