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Steven U 1x7

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Joey245

Connie!!!

Okarun

wierdly, Pearl and Amethyst are the gay moms while garnet is the dad. AND HELL NO! Alicia with an indian accent got me rolling!

Joey245

Alicia's roastings of Lars will never not be funny lmao

N00B

Amethyst is a big sister. Pearl is a soccer mom. Garnet is a grandmother.

N00B

"You've got no game, kid." -Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.

Mister Taffy

Garnet will always be my favorite character in the show.

Nym

LET'S GOOOO BEST CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BakaSama

Roasting early Lars is fair and based. I had a feeling Alicia would love Connie, but I did not expect her diabolical plans for her own children. Is it too early to offer condolences to her unborn children?

EthanEverhart

Nah, best character is the green dorito

Nym

Nah, personally it’s Connie and Garnet for me

Faroth

ship them like fedex!

Faroth

oh...yeah... water stuff... this show has a lot of that, i forgot

nervouspirate

I know it’s a cartoon, but it’s really dark to think about… if you take a breath of air at the bottom of the ocean and try to swim up to the surface your lungs will explode, because of the pressure differential. You have to continuously blow out air as you ascend. *The more you know*

Benjamin Keppel

stephen and connie are one of the purest relationships ever. Also, not sure if she realizes that Connie is Indian yet.

Honor Rosenfeld

Fun fact, in episode one when Steven opens the freezer you can see Connie's bracelet behind the cookie cat ice creams!❤️

Lee Doughty

Don’t dismiss the blue fairy.

Jennifer Dawes

Connie's full name is Connie Maheswaran. Yes, she's Indian.

BakaSama

All hail the Great Green Dorito before whom all others are Clods!

Nym

Hail her with great praise!!

James S

It'll be interesting to see Alicia's reaction to stuff that goes on with Lapis.

benihaniman

“Your dad’s magic powers is a Glock” I cast gun! Prepare to meet God!

Angel Barrera

Comparing the gems to the three egos makes so much sense

DaniDeFig

"I love Onion" You and me both ^^

Darc Hart94

Well there are only 2 options for your kids to date after all

Cube Pylum

Steven didn't used to work at the donut place where did that come from

Dip Ateer

With how much you go on about cheese I can see why your game is so lame. In a cute way, but still, lame

Wil DeYoung

Alicia how do you not know that's what ALL parents do? You think it's not intentional?

Rinthewolf

can we all appreciate how calm Connie was about being trapped in a bubble with a total stranger right after a near-death experience? it wasn't until there was a legit chance of them getting hurt that she started to freak out.

Ja’Maine Lee

She REALLY need a friend it seems lol

Cali Jester

Don't let this Kraken be a Squidnapper!

Cali Jester

"Oh, this Dad must be hot." How do we tell her chat?