Actual, Physical Blueberrygirl Merch Interest Gauge Poll (Patreon)

Howdy folks! Just thinking out loud with my keyboard.

Would you guys (anybody at all who can see this) be interested in buying those silly boob mousepads (you know, where the wrist pad is round, bulbous, and doubled up) with a custom illustration of a blueberry girl/regular pinup on it? I'm not 100% sure on how to get them going, if you gotta order them in bulk or something (if the minimum is 5000 well then I guess my friends and family all know what they're getting for their birthday the next 150 years) but if it's affordable I think it'd be a really fun thing to birth screaming into the world. Maybe cute lil pins or something, too. I know a lot of people like stickers, though I am weirdly icked out by them for some reason I might think about it if people were interested in announcing their fetish to strangers via gym water bottle and laptop decorations. Ooh, maybe subtle graphic tees! Prints! 100 story tall spherical statues that weigh millions of tons! Or like... 3D printed miniatures or something slightly more manageable.

Anyway, it wouldn't be any time soon, but I've been thinkin' about it. What say you? Blueberry Girl Merch?