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DS9: The House of Quark | Cinematic Trailer (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-09 16:00:18
Imported:
2026-09

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Full watchalong coming Monday (Target Demographic & Bridge Crew Patrons get 1-day early access)

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Comments

EnigmaticPenguin

This is the kind of offbeat episodes DS9 does so well. TNG mostly relied on the holodeck for those kinds of stories.

HeatheЯ

Hah! Love this episode, great trailer <3

Joe Concepts

Yeah, I love this episode! Have I mentioned Quark is my favorite character? This episode is one of the contributing factors.

misti-step

when you said you were hoping quark and rom would be in the next ep 😅

Cory Paton

Was reminded that this song was used in the montage sequence in the new Top Gun literally a few hours ago. It works even better here, good job!

mike

Love all your trailers you guys make! This one especially ❤️😄❤️

Who North America

I love this one... this is probably one of my top 5 Star Trek stories of all time, because it was just so... unexpected!

Thomas Cole

DS9 does comedy better than any of the other shows, as it's comedy episodes often are quite fun and amusing.

Matchstick Jose

Josh eventually getting annoyed if DS9 ever reaches a point where they put out so many bangers that he has to make a goddamn trailer for every episode…

Robert Pratt

Hilarious, yet absolutely perfect.

LonghillAndy

Not the Klingon credit text 🤣 👏

Deep Red

Oh no, we used to be able to know if the boys liked the episode because there would be a trailer. But now Josh is so good at cranking these out that I don't know anymore

Summer

So when I first saw this episode I still wasn’t fully onboard with the Ferengi and Quark and I am not obsessed with Klingons either but this is a good episode, the trailer also makes it interesting

Deep Red

Damn, it's hard to edit videos with one hand

Ian Westcott

One of my favorites, truly. Super agree with one of the other Target Audience patrons who said this is the "romance" episode Profit and Loss wished it was. Also, the theme song from Mannequin? Sometimes I worry you guys are too young to know about those movies.

Sam Langanke

When Ron Moore is in it, the guys are in it. Also ... Klingons! With Chancelor Crazy Eyes!

Worf and Riker Ride Again

A heart-warming valentine's day special, coming a month early. I love how the second verse kicks in just as Grilka injects Quark in the neck and kidnaps him

JordanK1991

Awesome awesome awesome!

Sam Langanke

Ah! Lady Grilka! Word is she is glorious!

JordanK1991

I came here just to say that! Haha!

Randy Watson

Great trailer! Great song! Speaking from someone who chose it for his first dance at his wedding :)

Ryan K

Not saying this is the best episode of Deep Space Nine, but it might be my favorite

Dark Kronis

to think you watch a Ferengi episode and it make you make a trailer that high praise, how much did Quark pay you

Groovybaboon

LOVE. TRANSCENDS. WORLDS! So good. All of these trailers are great, thank you so much for making them!

Crewman #6

You're getting better and better at this. Haha, stakes a little lower than The Search - but a fun and solid one. No more waiting. We're foot on the gas now. Should have few dull ones ahead now.

THE Fans

As I said before, my "S" tier is based on how rewatchable an episode is. I can rewatch this episode anytime. Never gets old. 9.5 from me.

KingPin124

Haha, I love it!! 😂 Qapla’!!

Todd

You guys!

Dan J Reid

This is a top DS9 episode for me. I love that they can do a "clash of cultures," story between two fictional alien races and we know them so well now, that we just instinctively get the culture clash. Also, its the episode where Bashir offers some "mature pearls of wisdom," on relationships and you suddenly realise he's not a horny little teenager anymore!

Mr Indiscret

Only 3 episodes in and we have 2 trailers already. If this is based on popular e

Ryan

Love that Jefferson Space Station soundtrack. I'm looking forward to this one.

Mr Indiscret

Only 3 episodes in and 2 trailers already ?? If this is based on popular stories you will be worn out making them with this season, awaiting the next 12 from series 3....!

Actuarial Lurker

"Remove your hand from my thigh...." one of the best lines.

Paul D

In this first year I was yelling " Quark, you are an idiot! " Even if it meant we would only have my taking the occasional trip to Kronos for conjugal visits because she didn't want to live on the Station with me, I would have married Grilka.

Brent Morris

What's the name of this song I didn't see anybody else asked this in the comments and I was wondering I want to download it

Loki San

They certainly had a fun time XD

Darren

Have strong memories of playing this in school

TC Green

I do enjoy the hell out of this episode

Laura Thornley

Its a recurring theme with Quark focused episodes. When I'm being honest with myself, he is my favourite character (even if I'd hate him in real life).

sword bard

When the 80s party romance music started up, I damn near died. This is perfect. I adore this episode and I can't stop laughing at this take on it.

Doctor Pulaski

We are either going to get A LOT of trailers in 2026, or they are going to get sick of making trailers... Welcome to the golden age of Star Trek! DS9 firing on all cylinders, Voyager [redacted], and TNG on the big screen. My favorite era of Trek.. :)

J-Ro

Love the comedic angel, nice work. DS9 really redefined and gave the Ferengi some soul and humanity.

JoeCensored

80's soundtrack got a laugh out of me.

Naglfarius

Glory to the House of Target Audience!

International Man of Leisure

"....so if you look at the tabulation in Column J..." Cracks me up everytime! I think even Gowron's eyes were popping out more than usual!

Martin Bohnet

Nothing Kira hasn't said to Quark before...

Visuban

that whole thing lives rent free in my head every day.

Sam Langanke

She hasn't. It was her hip. Guess because Grilka is taller.

Sunny

Oh my gosh this song choice is killing me 😂 Nailed it on the closing! ❤️

Erik L Jerks

It sounds dirty when you say it like that.

sword bard

If Rom was the main character, it would have been a rom com.

Trekkie74205

I remember, sometime in TNG Season 6, Alex and Josh worrying they might not get anymore Klingon episodes after TNG. How about yes and written by Ron Moore. lol

David Kirk

Great editing to the music! What a great episode.

David Brown

Love the song choice. I am not kidding. My favorite trailer so far.

Kevin Fox

Amazing, it's an 80s romantic comedy

Kt B

Ok. That’s it. This is your new career. Forget YouTube, forget Star Trek. You need to go Hollywood, stat. This was next-level with the music, the scene choices, and the freakin’ trilingual translations. This talent cannot be allowed to languish in one tiny corner of Patreon any longer!