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DS9: Civil Defense | Cinematic Trailer (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-20 15:37:27
Imported:
2026-09

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Full watchalong coming Thursday (Target Demographic & Bridge Crew Patrons get 1-day early access)

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Darren

Loving these trailers! Hope we get them for the rest of the season!

Ross Townsend

The S3 hits keep on coming. "Are you not entertained?!"

Banes

Holy shit, dude! These trailers would definitely belong on a blu ray release or something. The only trick you've missed is having an after school special-style trailer for The Wire. For some reason i was positive you were going to do that at the time. My job as a psychic is in peril.

William Roberts

are we in the era of BANGER. AFTER BANGER. AFTER BANGER?

Randy Watson

Where's Josh's DS9 S3 spotify playlist?

Summer

One of my top ten of the season

misti-step

trailers like these are part of what set you apart from other reaction channels ❤️❤️

Timur Nersesov

guys....the trailers...I feel like y'all had a creative breakthrough of some kind...EPIC!

Binty McFrazzles

Love this episode. Dukat is deliciously evil. He and Garak are a comedy double act.

HS

Love this episode for so many reasons.

KR Thompson

Love how well the dialogue matches up with the rhythm of the music in sections.

alexander hall

Attention bajoran workers target audience have watched civil defence that is all

Dee S. Nein!

New to Patreon here... where does one go to submit to Patron Takes for these DS9 episodes?

THE LORE!!!

I love that the episode is almost written like a comedy, how the stakes get even more ridiculous and over the top as it goes on. Mark Alaimo is always great, but there's something special about his performance in this one.

THE LORE!!!

There's a chat labeled Patron Takes. You might be too late for the current batch, and I think Generations is the next one up

sword bard

I worked in a small factory one time when I was in college, everyone there was a nerd, we all used to start any loudspeaker announcement with ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS because it always got a laugh.

alexander hall

I think you should start every announcement from now on with "attention target audience supporters"

sword bard

It's also a suitable gender-neutral greeting to replace "Ladies and gentlemen"

Fire and Bloodwine

Ah using a song from OK Computer is pretty smart. Great trailer. This is fun.

Trekkie74205

You were born too late Josh. You had a different life editing music videos to air on MTV in the 90's.

Paul Rymer

This episode takes the history of the station and spins it to the series benefit.

THE Fans

Excellent... If you guys want to do a couple "different" cinematic trailers... how about an actual ad for your channel? Show 3 minutes of clips of your best reactions with some awesome background music. Also mix in some of your improv segments. Plus, ad a new segment... a voiceover... "They told us.... it would change our lives ... give it meaning. ... But we never expected... it to .... be .... like ... this!" Then quick clips of the show and your reactions to key moments. Then end with when Josh asks Alex.. "Are you crying?" Just some ideas. Oh and also trailers for the best of TOS and TNG.

Ryan

Never realized how much this episode was screaming for a ‘90s alternative soundtrack. Wish they’d leaned into that at the time. Sisko slams his hands down on the desk: “Despite all my rage, I’m STILL just…” Fantastic trailer, as always. 🔥

TinMan_7B9

Civil Defense - "What are you doing here?!?" --- "I think it is time to establish a permanent Cardassian presence aboard this station" - "I will destroy this station before I ever give it back to the Cardassians!"

Numinous2019

This was (for me at least) a nice variation on the disaster episode. If a show is gong to default to this stock story-type, then Civil Defence at least makes use of the characters to add flavour to it (especially Dukot).

HeatheЯ

I'm having such a shit morning. But then I get a DS9 trailer AND Radiohead??? Thanks :D

Strife

Attention Bajoran workers. I have been looking forward to this one.

Matchstick Jose

“The trailers will continue until morale… um, decreases?” “But if you keep putting out trailers, morale will never decrease.” “... Damn it!”

#MaxwellDidNothingWrong

Attention Bajoran workers, there is a blue Honda accord parked outside docking bay three with it's headlights on

Ryan K

I love the episodes where DS9 uses the full ensemble to tell the story.

Ian Westcott

You guys might have an addiction to trailers! Not complaining, your kink is our benefit.

Terminaldogma01

That’s a very 90s The Crow/Spawn trailer! Well done🤘🏻

Dark Kronis

we need a G-tier just for Gul Dukat

Zenlike Creature

Attention Bajoran Workers! The one line that spawned so many memes! :)

Groovybaboon

I know I’m one of the defectors when it comes to my opinion on this episode. But damn that trailer makes me think I’ll like the episode this go round.

James H

The Star Trek version of “Attention Kmart shoppers!”

Kenneth

That trailer is bananas.

Doctor Pulaski

I feel seen. My favorite S3 episode + my favorite band.

Doctor Pulaski

They say that you can still see Mark Alaimo's teeth marks in the scenery after this episode. Bring on the memes!

Chet

RADIOHEAD!!! YUUUUSSSS one of my favorites!!!

JordanK1991

Came here to say exactly that.

JordanK1991

Superbly done! Central Command approves this trailer.

Deep Red

Attention Bajoran workers! This trailer is fire! And that better be the only fire I find when I come back to this station. That is all.

jon bolton

One of my Season favourites. I look forward to seeing your reaction.

Laura Thornley

I love this episode. Recurring theme with this season. "Attention Bajoran Workers!" is iconic*. ICONIC! Not Ironic. The curse of posting while still waking up from a nap.

Reality Strikes

All of TA is waiting for THIS reaction!!!

paultardspambot .

An absolute shocker. Jake wearing clothes that aren't completely ridiculous!

Louis Bradbury

Exactly!! DS9 + Radiohead! I LOVE it!

Mr Indiscret

One of my top 5 DS9 episodes !

Matchstick Jose

Obsidian Order clearly scrubbed all shots of Garak from this trailer! (Very curious to see if you guys assumed Dukat was just relegated to the on-screen recordings and if you were as shocked as I remember being when he beamed into Ops. One of the few times an on-screen credit does not actually ruin a surprise appearance.)

Better Watch Trek

You know what? We're being spoiled with these trailers! I'm even logging in a day before early access just to see them!

Adam Zey

Attention target audience workers!

Naglfarius

Civil Defense? You are on full offense with this Trailer again!

Matt Hansen

I'm hoping you guys like this one. This is my comfort DS9 episode. The one that I can just throw on for something light, exciting, and funny at times.

Cirk Bejnar

This one's a favorite of mine. I hope y'all enjoyed it.

Paul

You wanted Dukat, you get Dukat

Matchstick Jose

Alternative tagline for this episode: “When. DISASTER. Strikes. O’Brien. Again!” “How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?!?”

Doctor Pulaski

O'Brien is the John McClane of Star Trek

Doctor Pulaski

One of the greatest Dukat moments, beaming in and relishing the situation. Having a cuppa tea while folks are being shot at.

Doctor Pulaski

Attention Bajorian Workers: Radiohead is too depressing to listen to while you process ore, it is slowing down production. You may only listen to Taylor Swift. That is All.

Matchstick Jose

"Where's Commander Sisko? I trust he wasn't *vaporized* while asking for one of those raktajinos he's so fond of.” (Picturing Dukat spending sleepless nights worrying about Sisko’s caffeine intake.)

reactive1

Absolute banger of an episode!

Doctor Pulaski

I've watched this too many times now. RIP that bajoran redshirt, damn...

Actuarial Lurker

This episode does a great job of showing what working on that occupation ore mine really was like- being vaporized if you speak up, constant surveillance- without being a flashback showing atrocities... It conveys that lore while showing off a Dukat vs Garak battle as a subplot within a traditional can O'Brien the engineer technobabble the system in an overall "the crew is in peril plot" where we expect everyone to live and suspense is hard- we DO worry who might get killed...

Actuarial Lurker

Ragebait comment: Attention Bajoran workers- Pink Floyd is better than the over-rated Beatles just like any other 90s band is better than the over-rated Radiohead. That is all! Dukat, turns up the volume on his copy of Animals and smirks...riot ensues in the comments and laser is engaged...

Doctor Pulaski

Fake comment. You can't love Pink Floyd and hate Radiohead; OK Computer is a sequel to Dark Side of the Moon.

MJBull

And then being hoist by his own petard.

Breakingthenotion

This is a great season one episode done great in season three.

FrankandStein

Wow. Very exciting. Like an artistic, better version of the old TNG promos, with the attendant number of spoilers.

River Acheron

This is actually my favorite season 3 episode

JoeCensored

Yet another banger to continue the streak

Dark Kronis

the one the only the legend

River Acheron

Beatles are absolutely overrated. Much like Wrath of Khan, Citizen Kane or even Final Fantasy 7. I understand the INFLUENCE, I see the importance. But: MID

River Acheron

I am so glad to see this is a well-loved episode. Wasn't sure if it was just me. :)

TC Green

Somehow missed this one yesterday. Great job as always

Cranky Grandma

Dukat elevates a fairly good episode into a delightful one. He is nasty, he has blood on his hands, but that vipers grin and his having so much fun with a little minor torture… why is it so entertaining to watch him?

Cranky Grandma

That’s our Dukat for ya. In a nutshell.

Erik L Jerks

Because, he's the true hero of Bajor!

GreenCauldron08

This is the first DS9 episode I really LOVED, but I always had the feeling you guys wouldn't like it much. Hopefully this means I was wrong! I can't wait to watch your uncut reaction!

sword bard

Ah yes, the classic "bad cop/worse cop" scenario

Dr. Paul Stubbs

"The only thing they hate worse than each other is... CRIME"

Ashley Sigmon

I think of it this way. If you were to ask which DS9 villain is worse, Wynn or Dukat, I would say that Wynn's worst ever act was probably Dukat's normal Tuesday afternoon. But if you were to ask, who would you rather see at a party, I would at least eavesdrop on what Dukat was saying, but if Wynn was there I would be like "ok time to go" lol.

Fire and Bloodwine

No way man you must not have listened to the best they have to offer. All of these bands are great in their own ways.

Sunny

Feeling so grunge 😂

Miranda

These trailers are so fun. Thanks so much for doing these.

Kt B

I love how these trailers have such a variety of tone, style, and music choice. We have a virtuoso!