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Been a bit of a hectic week so thought we would do a show with your questions. So any thoughts, questions or content leave it for us here please and we will go through them this evening.

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Colin

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Graham Hendry

How much did Colin pay for his wrestling tickets? And why are his DU intros so long?

Graham Hendry

Also, how important is it to be earnest?

Lewis Wardrope

What is the best pizza? What toppings do you go for? If you have a hot dog, do you have mustard, tomato sauce, both, or neither? Onions on a burger and hot dog, yes or no?

Calum Crosthwaite

What are the lyrics to the RBR intro song? There's a couple of lines that catch me out when I'm singing along. ;-)

Tookey

Who would win in a fight? Colin or Andy (Andy could have a weapon due to heart disability)

Scott Watson

If the champagne chub was around today, what sort of tik tok niche would he find himself in?

Calum Robertson

Since you were at the wrasslin’ this week, which members of H&H would survive longest in a Royal Rumble match ?

Scott Watson

What sort of red, white and blue food should Ibrox start selling to celebrate the arrival of our 'mericaaaan overlords?

Scott Watson

What's the simplest thing you discovered made your life better?

Gordon Docherty

Why has Andy deserted me on a Friday morning?

Colin Gardner

I'd love to know your thoughts ( and our patreons) view on this scenario. My mate and I were discussing a hypothetical scenario regarding our game against Aberdeen on the 12th April. So should we get a positive result either a win or draw against Bilbao, should we play a severely weakened team against them to keep our players fresh for Bilbao away. Remembering those b@strds kick anything that moves above the grass! We both agreed that Barry should play all the boys incase of injuries. Of course all dependent on the 1st leg but I'd be interested to know what's your thoughts. Cheers Colin.

Robbie Mason

According to the rules of sexuality, you are officially allowed to fancy 5 people of the same sex in your lifetime without being gay. Who are your five? Examples, Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison in The Doors film, Bono during his Live Aid performance etc. not saying these are mine or anything like that. Hahaha

John Palmer

Who's the Greatest Band you've Ever seen? (Mine is OASIS 1995, seeing them in Melbourne this year EEEEEK...) Who's the most Legendary band you've Ever seen? (Mine is Pink Floyd). Who's your favourite Band of all time and why? (Mine is OASIS, cause they're the F'kn Biblical Man).

Calum Robertson

You have taken the passengers on a plane hostage, what are your 3 demands to let them go ?

Kenny Morrow

To add to the pizza question below Pineapple on pizza? Perfectly acceptable or a crime against humanity?

Scott Watson

You've got a legal exemption to kill 3 people, who would you kill? Let's say Trump, Putin and Musk are also exempt

Andrew Crome

If you woke up tomorrow in an alternate universe where everything was the same except one bizarre detail, what would you want that detail to be? For example, you can hear people’s thoughts.

Bluenosebri

Right, some lunatic breaks into your house at night and your woken by him. He gives a choice rapes your partner or kills the dog which you love or kills the cat which your partner loves so who gets it lol

LD

Colin, what would it take for you to permanently shave the beard off?

David Clapperton

What is the most mundane thing that you are exceptionally good at? For context, I’m fucking unbelievable at cling filming stuff. I know self praise is no praise…. But I honestly reckon I’m top 5 in Ayrshire at it and anybody that wants to challenge me can come ahead. 😎

David Clapperton

You looking forward to the bowling season starting Jack?

Bryan Watson

This week, the Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic was accidentally added to a groupchat with some of the highest US political and security brass such as the VP, Defence Sec, National Security Adviser and Whitehouse Chief of Staff. The groupchat discussed very highly classified impending military plans in the Middle East. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE IN THIS SITUATION? For example, would you keep your head down and just observe? Would you seek to profit by selling the information to the highest bidder (be it a media outlet or hostile state / group)? Would you take the piss and try divert the conversation onto something unrelated like the Cerny incident or the musical prowess of A.C? Would you try fit in by giving your 2 cents on the issue i.e. strategic plans, targets, timelines and encouraging emojis "🔥💥🇺🇸💣"?

That UFO Podcast

What is the actual, genuine, realistic amount of money if you could guarantee each month you could earn, you would do OnlyFans

Rob Erskine

If you could arrange a fight between any two celebrities, who would you choose and why? You are allowed to determine rules and permitted weapons. What would these be and which of your fighters would win?

Rachel

Any of my would you rathers and ethical questions I sent in last week. I can’t remember any I sent you but I just know they were belters haha 🤣🤣

Kev Armstrong

If you had to have 3 podders as your servants who would you pick and for which roles?

Colin

Sure we used them all but if I’ve missed any please resend colin@heartandhand.co.uk

Derek Wingate

Hi Colin what’s the situation with apple allowing the government access to our devices is it still ok to watch midget porn lol

John Smith

Favorite owner in Scottish football ? Mines Vlad the Czar of Hearts

Chris Yacomine (Yaco)

Is jacqui from this seasons MAFS, a really good actress of mentally unwell?

Gregg

Can Colin just say he’s got a new bird rather than dancing round it?