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A machine that solves all of your problems, women eat too much Tylenol, Ham-Track, a before and after restaurant menu, engraving bullets, a Fleshlight tea warming device, local cable mini-libraries, and Maddox wins an amateur comedy roast battle; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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Strategry

Eh? Bo-nus? More like Deez-nus, emirates? 🤔

Kaed

Use the Sushing machine on vito

Peter Revill

Fun fact: the roast battle YouTube channel never put this video up

MarktheCzar

I'm glad I watched that roast battle sober, god damn.

nop

Got a bit of Sean's animal corner flashbacks when Johnny started talking about horseshoe crabs. --edit, holy shit, I didn't know what I was in for when I wrote that comment

Thomas C

This isn't coming up in the private audio RSS feed

gwimbly

THE BIG 100

gwimbly

Can I get the shushing machine aw hell nah edition that just calls them the n bomb (fuck you Patreon)

Joe Seff

The shush machine is one of the most enraging noises I’ve ever experienced, well done sir

SeltzerWater

"That's called good feedback" has me dead lmao

feisty penguin (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-06 03:00 Hahaha you had me rolling at Unc-net
2025-09-27 09:26 Hahaha you had me rolling at Unc-net... and then you rolled into Sean's eulogy video

Hahaha you had me rolling at Unc-net... and then you rolled into Sean's eulogy video

Chris Prado

Dunking on Maddox has officially gone from funny to sad. Dude is totally dead inside on that stage

Chris Prado

The biggest roast of all

definitely(not)nick

What's funny about it is how Maddox is clearly so bad on stage, yet for some reason he continually chooses to put himself on stage in front of everybody. He could call it quits at anytime, but for some reason he just can't stop himself from being a total embarrassment in front of everyone over and over again.

The Gentleman Sausage

Trump should announce that there was a study that showed that the more fellatio a woman performs the more likely any children she has later will be autistic

Dreamgazer

This might be the smartest thing anyone's ever said

buzzybuzzz

My kids can’t believe I love the dick show! Almost 70 and a female here!

Syler

Invention 1: Mpreg

Syler

The Sean video gave me closure

Doug in OK

My prediction before watching the roast: Maddox will refer to himself as "A Writer" non-sarcastically. Okay, here we go!

Doug in OK

Damn, I literally paused, typed that comment, unpaused, and then 5 seconds later Johnny mentions "being a writer" XD

Titus Montgomery

Alternative to the Fent pepper spray for homeless: a Narcan pepper spray to make them go into withdrawal so you can get away

Moustache Kenny

To they guy upset at 1:07: you're the retard for being on shit tok lmao

Alex

I’ve had a colostomy bag since I was 17, that’s a fcking hilarious suggestion. 40:30. No your small intestine absorbs vast majority of the food nutrients. And I’ve met very fat people with bags lmao