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A man drives into a church, how to tell a woman no, Israel hatches a plan to take over all media, a man is messed with while on crack, someone poops on my couch, Charlie Kirk's hot sauce, a Muppet sex pest, ; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Yancy

Brainrot Corner is great not just because it's funny, but also because it somehow manages to overcome the curse of trying to show funny YouTube videos to your friends. Keep it up, Johnny!

Chris Onion

Johnny is doing a much better job of Who Are These Socials than Gay Karl and Blind Mike

FuuuriousAnger

Dick basically wants Road House, but with Antifa soyboys instead of unruly townies.

Jackrockstar

ngl that NWABlasters club looks kinda fun. They should ban shields tho those seem against the spirit of the game

Data

straight droooooooop

Crakspider

The nerf club is a bunch of people who are too afraid to do paintball or aerosoft because it "hurts too much".......

Tommy

Johnny is so perfect for the dick show

Veggie

Take back the wizards

Nimrod Sneezy

Dick's astonishment during the brain rot corner never gets old

Gfyd

Ngl that baby memorial video made me feel a bit sick.

Aaron Wentworth

I saw that title and knew exactly what I was in for. God bless Johnny and his Brain Rot Corner.

Henri

I felt strange connection with Dick when he told he shat him self. I'm almost 40 and I too pooped my pants last week. Thank god I was at home (this time).

Rev

Those AI funeral videos are too funny but it also frightens me how the people who buy and make them aren't bothered by the videos at all. It's like the fakeness of it doesn't even enter their minds. I thought the normal reaction to this stuff would be the uncanny valley effect, but I guess to normies it must all be totally real.

Ang Len

You read my mind!

SeltzerWater

1:11:00 To add to your suggestion, I suggest he listen to the "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" for inspiration and instructional assistance. Just skip the last verse where they reconcile their relationship, you don't want that. He should get the general idea even though the roles are reversed.

Publius

Dick shitting himself is karma for trying to hire a H1B Indian. God has a sense of humour.

the locs

My son was born 3 days ago and is currently laying on my chest, not crying, thanks to the baby shusher. Thanks for the dick tip, right on time

Sodomous Prime

I haven't watched since Sean left and the first episode I come back to is user error and the man bun of estrogen because you had a kid recently.

Brad McFly

Go back and listen, it'll make sense. Welcome back

Master Dixon

The L necklace is for Lard (01:40:28)