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Episode 480 - Dick on The Seattle Fat Mall (Patreon)

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2025-10-13 14:23:07
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2026-06
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I get a new rug, a tour of the Seattle Fat Mall, the IRS gets a paid vacation, the unread email button is removed, Reduction in Force layoffs, Captain Ham Planet, a gay, handicap AI, a woman with a skin beard, Jordan Peterson killed by mold, and gross formula; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Hasan is a commie, his dog isn't an actual animal in his mind, it is just a prop for stream. That is why he was so angry with it for being slightly restless about sitting and doing nothing for 4 hours every day, the same way you are annoyed when an audio issue arises. That divorced dad's second link was to courtnapping.com... losing your kids really destroys a man.

David Friesner

Did Dick forget to go live on everything?

Jackrockstar

love the insane guy at the end, divorce really does a number on people lol

Phil from KS

Goto a carpet store and have them cut, then bind the carpet you want. Amazon shit is garbage and flimsy so it can be folded into a box.

Andrew Nunez

Dear god, I lost it about the you got this from your mother comment!

Josh

My mother got me the same rug for my house.

Kaed

We have to send Krim to the Fat mall

Travis

There is something electric when a podcast has both host in studio, it's something that can't be replicated over a zoom call.

buzzybuzzz

Couldn’t agree more Travis. Dick you had me rolling with the rug rant. I absolutely love this show. You a great comedy artist.

SeltzerWater

POV- Pigs Oink Voraciously Wait also, with the bullfrog lady, can you imagine the hemorrhoids of a 700lb woman? Things caused by sitting too much and pressure? How is she surprised by a bloody ass? I feel like a normal situation back there would be absolutely shocking. Also, I don't see any leather gloves I think she just has dry hands.

Brad McFly

As fucked as this sounds, I'd bet money that whoever is making the AI of the Retarded Guy is a Gay dude thats molesting him.

SeltzerWater

1:54:10- you're burying the lead- they HAVE to stay on land, a cruise ship would capsize

SeltzerWater

Karl might be interested in uncleticks for WATS, they love tourettes-posting

HooDaFuq

Hate to break it to ya, but it's not the shirt causing you to have to keep pulling it down...

Culex64

Johnny's Brainrot is my favorite bit, this shit is FASCINATING

Cpt Cheez

That gay retard segment was fascinating. Thanks Johnny, for bringing in that Vitophile.

Jimothy

Johnny’s Brainrot and fat watch are always a welcome break from the ‘making annoying noises my baby makes’ segment

Syler

"He's a fruit and a vegetable" was a diabolical zinger from Johnny.

The Gentleman Sausage

That rug looks like one of those satellite pictures of what's left of Gaza

Nimrod Sneezy

Johnny dwells within deep waters which would drive a weaker man past the edge... I pray for him and his twisted algorithm

Nimrod Sneezy

The AI disabled guy is just jaw dropping stuff

the locs

i would have loved to hear schweans take on the hasan dog torture. i bet he would have said it was okay. i miss schwean

Diamond G

John Goodman stretched through a black hole. Great episode!

Bryan Kaloyanov

Ate yourself into disability is crazy 😭😭💀

Doug in OK

I'm wondering if bariatric surgery failure or early death could have something to do with environment. I know two people that have successfully managed the surgery and weight going on decades now, and we're all from an economically depressed isolated small town in Oklahoma (which describes most towns). Maybe being culturally cut off from humanity helps!

Dreamgazer

Didn't think I'd ever see Uncle Tics on TDS. I love that guy.

Shoe Horn O'Plenty

That fat bitch looked like Mon Cal Admiral Raddus from Star Wars. Bitch could garble something about a “Hammerhead Corvette.”