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A fluffy Latina gets taken down by ICE, baby radio, a man named "Jihad" walks into a synagogue, a bird that yells "help", Community Relations Service is dead, P Diddy court drawings, the healing power of a fried foot, a reality-based ninja, Israel takes a 10/7 VR experience to Christian colleges, and Schizo Sean gets Aaron Imholte thrown in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Comments

Stylonuum

You were thinking of David Guetta doing a tribute to George Floyd that remixed the I Have A Dream speech

buzzybuzzz

I’ll be back when he goes to kindergarten! Good one Dick.

MothMan

Schizo Sean interrupted my song!

NosajNagitnarb

Look up Rockabye Baby! on Spotify or YouTube, it's lullaby covers of rock songs. You'll be less-likely to go to Greenland from listening to that for hours on end

Atticus Finch

His name translates to holy warrior of Syria ……. And they gave him a passport! LOL

Chris

That MLK thing is one of the funniest and most tasteless bits I've heard in a while

wilydingus

Jihad the pokemon, saying his own name as he attacks

Jesus

Brett "Heart Problems" 😭

FuuuriousAnger

If Steve Vai did prison-quality meth, he would be Vegan Vampires.

J

I was just at the dentist today and he said I was tongue tied. It's where the little connector part under your tongue is too short. He said it causes weird problems for babies with eating and sleeping. He said most of the people who they do the procedures on are babies who are just crying nonstop for seeming no reason. Might be worth looking into

Kelsey Cramer

Fuck off with the amazon box for books. I collect books and they better arrive in perfect condition.

Gelatinous Rube

Pre-order the Mobile 10-7 experience and unlock the premium Woody from PKA skin!

stirlip roce

The cum fart poop ass operation has successfully impregnated Dick's lexicon

Necro C

Late Gay Muted

Glenn Jay

The MLK bit on the fly had me dying laughing. Then coming up with the French R. Hilarious! This goes on my list of all time eps.

SeltzerWater

Georgia has had real-ids given as standard for over a decade, what's up with Cali?

the locs

I sing my week old son the pokemon theme song and he loves it, he's gonna be the very best. Also, Johnny is killing it

definitely(not)nick

Johnny's brainrot corner continues to blow my mind every week. Just when you think you've seen the deepest depths of human insanity Johnny somehow finds something you couldn't even imagine.

Zack

On the French R, I'm pretty sure that's been used by Curtis Yarvin before NGR politics or something like that pronounced the same way.

Syler

The "French R" N-word is actually just how the country of Niger is pronounced.

the locs

If the guy who sings to dementia patients tells them he wrote the songs then he's actually pretty funny