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Christmas comes early this year, some immigrants build a terrible house, a bad way to meet women, too fat for fudge, a Maddox discovery about the self-insert Power Puff Girls episode, video games in Quirk Chungus World, a toilet with no seat, Indian airlines and wheelchairs, and Epstein becomes Yakub; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Niggle V

You asked what was happening around episode 60? Your Dad painted a car with chalk paint and we never got an explanation why. I don't know why I remember this. Sounds fun though.

Pisspoor

Yaaar get on the fucking scale

Mark Watson

I'm sure you were aware, but in case you weren't Tobie Smile has Christmas albums.

Data

We didn't start the fire is truly a generational attempt to avoid taking responsibility for their actions, boomers are a nightmare. Also its worse than you think Dick, the lake of fire is actually on earth in Revelations so Hell is nowhere in the bible. But also Heaven is nowhere in the bible. Both were just add-ons to try and justify Jesus getting crucified and not bringing about the kingdom that they thought he would. Fatima is a place in portugal that is associated with "visions" of the virgin Mary, but funnily enough Fatima is the name of Muhammad's daughter.

gwimbly

The devil tries to tempt Christ in the beginning of the New Testament but my main man JC just tells that guy to fuck off and stop being an f slur

gwimbly

Jake **Goldman** wrote himself as a child’s love interest? 🤔

gwimbly

The Quran is just a pedophile’s fanfiction

Bryan Kaloyanov

Time for another round of the weight loss contest ?

Shoe Horn O'Plenty

Pretty sure that fat bitch falling down at the dirt track is from Weaber Valley Speedway. Check out the Google reviews for it, the best 2/8th mile dirt track in America. You should really check out the video of Granny dyin’ and bein’ carried away by drone on her Rascal on Facebook.

David Friesner

Dick taking Sean's Animal Corner off the board is like Bobby finally eating Karen's ziti.

Chris

My wife was hit by one of these indian semi drivers last November. The lawyer went around in circles before finally figuring out who their insurance was because they gave fake documents. He was deposed a couple weeks ago he trial is in February and he does not speak any English only Punjabi and big shocker the company he works for is based in California

SeltzerWater

The black womens' hair thing is a hilarious excuse. What business or company is saying "you need to have white hair or you're no longer welcome here". Yet again something nobody but women care about that's somehow our fault. How many things do they have absolute meltdowns over, like useless decorations, that when we show some slight concern or interest about for ourselves we get chastised and told to "seriously, get over it".

Kevin CoCo.

Supposedly and allegedly, the PPG didn’t put himself into the show. It was one of their fuckass storyboarders doing it after the fact. So either they knew he was a big creep or they just wanted to make him look like a huge pedophile to be funny

Starkey

Elon Musk is the epitome of quirk chungus

Elliott Coward

Dick spending 10 minutes making fun of an AI fatso falling down really speaks to the effort.

SeltzerWater

I wonder if part of the reason you can't say fun slurs is that your stage name sounds really white? You're obviously ethnic-looking, so if you had a latino pen name too maybe it wouldn't raise flags in people who care about that kind of thing or would at least short circuit them. "He's not politically one of us but he's a POC so according to section 14B.F9 of the life ruining manual he just deserves a slap on the wrist".