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Downsyndrome flashcards, my truck slowly breaks down, USPS tries to ban illegal truckers, a bunch of Twitter accounts get doxed, a fat woman has two pieces of cake, Somalians autism epidemic, robot prisons, making ice cream cones with your feel, and Intellectual Property; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Jon

God gotta love an LDS jumpscare

Chocolate Noodle

I got a better law enforcement robot solution: Exploding Women. AI-controlled robots that look like skimpy-dressed women walk the hoods at night and explode when molested.

gwimbly

It literally calls him the devil in the Bible you goober. Chapter 4: “Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.”

gwimbly

I’m of the belief that the devil mentioned is the god of the Old Testament and the father of Christ is something higher, so the idea of hell is still retarded, but there’s an evil entity tempting people that Jesus tells to fuck off.

Data

If the joker 3 was just tess holiday falling down those stairs it still wouldn't undo the abomination of joker 2.... but it'd be a start.

SeltzerWater

If the ghetto was all staffed with retarded people you could call it downstown

gwimbly

If Tess Holiday fell down the Joker stairs in NY we'd have another 9/11; her big blubbery body would bounce and bound and break some buildings.

Kaed

1hr 40min I see two shells there

SeltzerWater

I hope tess holliday dies while she's at a piano movers'

The Gentleman Sausage

So did Elon Musk, who's from South Africa, just not see the movie Chappie?

Travis

Weight Watchers should pick up the pirate bit and have Dick walk the plank.

J

The AI food athletes videos remind me of when Vito talks about how he wants to use AI to make videos of his crummy ideas

O Far

the rage bits are over, dick can't even pretend that's pisses him off now... with the new happy family n all

Syler

On the subject of "what else isn't in the Bible". The Rapture is completely unbiblical. It is mentioned nowhere in The Book of Revelation, which is where you would expect to find it, and entirely based off of a misunderstanding of something Paul wrote in one of the epistles (1 Thessalonians 4:13-18). Interpretations of that verse, even among the most conservative scholars, disagree as to whether or not Paul was being literal or figurative there, and even if he was being literal, it is believed that that passage reflects a belief that the followers of God will gain the ability to fly in the end times, and it's clear in context that Paul is talking about "meeting The Lord in the air" on the way down. Like, during the Second Coming of Christ, Christians will meet Jesus in the air while he is on his way back down to earth, rather than just going up to heaven forever, which I think is what Rapture believers believe. The entirety of Rapture theology was just made up by Evangelicals like 200 years ago by blatantly misinterpreting this passage.

Diego Avalos Cortes

Johny calls everything quirk chungus. I don't think he understands what quirk chungus is

gwimbly

You’re a quirk chungus

Kevin CoCo.

Uh oh Quirk chungus alert