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The great 2019 virgin race, one-eyed dogs and cats, the lameness of the government shutdown, Buzzed Driving is not Drunk Driving, chewing out waut3rboi, the N-word and America's great tyrant, more on Sargon, how to apologize, my horse dies in Red Dead Redemption 2, back in parking spots, fake interactivity, the "What Happened to Maddox's Penis?" game, and the Asterios Muppet; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 135 - Dick on The Asterios Muppet

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JJC

What the f*ck is "Lacroix" ? This sound like diseased american drink with a French name to attract idiots. Jeez I just checked and it's exactly that. 0% French, not from frogland. If you want to give us money, just drink Perrier guys.

Daniel Atwater

"always apologize" from the same guy who's said repeatedly "never apologize". so which is it

Dick Masterson

Motherfucker, if I had a dollar for every time I apologized for bullshit to keep The Biggest Problem alive, I’d have $25,000.

Jewwy

Yeah, a bunch of insincere non-apologies. Remember what almost happened 20 years ago with the Hainan Island Incident? BIG PROBLEM VOTE IT UP.

Eighty

It's Theodor Herzel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

J. S. Ling

TWO WORDS: "MORE PUPPETS!" Why is there not already a Maddox puppet for Christ's sakes?

Anonymous

Always apologize? Gimme a break. Maybe Sarg'n shouldn't be making a stand on everyone elses dime, but you don't always cuck. No way. Case by case at the very least.

Big 'O'

Asterios Pinocchios was GREAT!

Filthy Fucking Weeb

You're right, Dick. I'm a massive fucking hypocrite. I will never delete my Paypal nor go through the pain in the ass to switch credit cards. Back up to 20 we go!

Hazy Hermit

That FB group news chick's voice is insufferably smug

Djingy

The Asterios puppet is the best thing I’ve seen in ages😅

Filthy Fucking Weeb

That's why it's great. I want Emily to bully me with her smugness.

Anonymous

also I don't think they ever asked him directly for an apology... so not sure why you are getting riled up

keebun

i would give both my nuts to have an all muppet segment

Andreas Xirtus

Mexico is hiding the mudflood #Tartaria

Anonymous

I drown out that unwanted sound by listening to music I enjoy or by turning on a fan. Being hyper-sensitive is a gift and curse I suppose...

Jared

Dick's opinion on video games is bullshit.

Joshua Kane (Touring Ammos Music)

I needed to hear that advice on ghosting. Cant lose anymore sleep over things people hold over my head. Thank you, Dick. Always with the best advice.

Clyde Frog

That picture of Maddox is the definition of a sad sallow sack of shit.

Anonymous

Red Dead Redemption 2 is the only game I play that my girlfriend isn't a bitch about.

Anonymous

The show needs more Kokopuffs

TheRobotEngineer

Who voiced the Asterios Muppet? At one point, Sean says "But I seem to have an Asian guy's hand up my ass." That made me think it might be Randy Kian.