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Apostrophos News 1/3/2019 (Patreon)

Published:
2019-01-04 17:45:53
Edited:
2019-01-04 18:07:38
Imported:
2026-06
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Going over yesterday's news TODAY with Apostrophos the Muppet.

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Apostrophos News 001

This is "Apostrophos News 001" by The Dick Show on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.

Comments

Hammyham

You should have both Apostrophos and Asterios on as guests at the same time

Riley Courter

Imagine how funny this will be after a few weeks of workshopping.

Thomas J Hughes

I laughed way too hard at Apostrophos spilling his juice.

Sup-Music

You should replace Tim Chainzzzz and Denzel with muppet versions , since they won't come themselves on the show. Lol

Ty

That voice... It's so familiar!

Zach Owen

That couch joke had me in stitches!

Matthew Moore

Love this a lot! Now if only there was a puppet news babe on the regular show.

Zach Owen

The news hour was only half and hour long because Apostrophos' idea of a socialist government took the other half.

Andrew

That makes absolutely no sense

Ryan Rodriguez

I lost it when he started building his little tower of precious McNugget sauce

Dirk A Heidecke

I hope this takes off and you become the new Mr. Rogers for the next generation.

Silent Eric

I didn't know I wanted this so much. I can't wait for the next Road Rage. There is no way Apostrophos won't show up to meet Asterios.

Eighty

*Changzzzzz

Munchma Kuutchi

"Why is mitt romney still around" Like all things, the mormons fault.

Antoids

i had the same reaction as Dick to the revelation that Apostrophos is an orphan. This guy is a riot! Seems like hes not a local but i’d love him to be on more.

Antoids

I think Tim is inimitable.

Ian Daniel

This puppet is pure gold.

Anonymous

Apostrophos is way funnier to me than Asterios ever was. Can he be our news babe? Also, Mitt Romney is still around because people like me donated a shit ton of money to make him senator so he could come back and get another shot at being president. ROMNEY 2020.

Attila Gál

My god, when Dick realizes that talking about the fucking puppet’s SAUCES is funnier than the news... Best moment of Dick Show history. I cancelled a few times before, but if this is a returning segment I’ll stay a patreon forever.

Corey Sandlin

For the love of god, no. I swear if that happens, I will pull my pledge and give it to saddox.

Anonymous
>>18614235

Apostrophos is about twice as funny. Unfortunately doubling zero still yields zero.

Anonymous

amazing. best 5 dollars a month ever.

Prep Boi Ric

Fantastic. Very good. Very funny. Fucking puppets.

BenSolo9519

Why does Apostrophos sound and act exactly like Yoda. He even does the “mmmmm” sound.

Kevin Boxberger

I'm still confused how that isn't Sezyhscuyns voice

PastePotPete

Rent a cleaning crew beforehand. There's gonna be juice and glitter fucking everywhere!

Anonymous

The most accurate thing about this muppet is that he does everything with his left hand. Because the right one is always low key masturbating under the table.

Kevin Schaffner

Jefferson had a koran to figure out why Muslims in Libya were capturing american merchant and naval ships and holdem them ransom. Ever wonder why in the marines anthem they say "the shores of Tripoli"? stop being a cocksucker asterios.

Joey

This is honestly the hardest I've laughed at anything on the internet in a long time. I'm a Kokopuffs Patreoni now. More of this PLEASE

Joey

And he sent me TWO personal emails. Not sure if it was a fuckup, but they were funny

Aaron Francis

I'm investing in sauces now thanks to Kokopuffs. Its all gonna be smooth investing from here!

John Benson

Maybe they can get Asterios and the muppet on the same episode!

John Benson

Man, just watching it stack the sauces was funny as hell to me. That guy really nails and exaggerates all the right mannerisms!

Secret Guy

This was fucking great I want more of these

Brad McFly

I'm only 5 ins in and this is fucking AMAZING. Please replace Asterios IMMEDIATELY with this funnier and infinitely superior Puppet Version