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Bonus Episode 6 - Dick on The Wedding (Patreon)

Published:
2016-12-28 17:48:48
Edited:
2016-12-29 00:52:54
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2026-06
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I have a mile of Goss to unload, MTV has some new year’s resolutions for white men, Asterios gets his personal and professional reputation put on the chopping block, my mind’s thoughts on the human mind, the creature, the wedding that killed the Biggest Problem, Sean reads an erotic story from a real man, Operation Honeypot, what “gross” thing I did to Larry, and the biggest sucker in the universe; all that and more on this month’s bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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The video for the episode will be uploaded tomorrow.

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Derek

Thanks bud. Tour on the west coast too.

Zach Owen

Glad you posted this when you did. I'm stuck at an airport with excessive drinking as my only entertainment.

Callum Keohane

Had to become a patreony just for this one.

Haik Diloyan

same here-finally bit the bullet and became a patreoni for that sweet sweet hot goss

Joshua sanders

West coast tour man fuck the East Coast

Anonymous

Dick did you peg Larry? Or did you let Larry peg you? is that what it was? haha. Mysterious Coconuts has really gained a lot of my respect over the last few months. You are a good man Coconuts, even if you are a lib-tard.

Corncob

This is the kind of hot goss I love to pay for.

timefoambathray

Gonna have to second the midwest! Chicago is a hotbed of rage

Ruben Karapetian

"Blubbering Armenian Pussy", holy fuck! As an Armenian, I'm gonna have to apologize for the Kardashians and Maddox.

Anonymous

damn I love the hot goss. I admit I wish maddox would keep being a pussy so we get to listen to all the stories you have of him being the completely piece of slug shit that he is.

Don Schlongerelli

Man, fuck maddox. I just upgraded to the $20 big dick baller status after hearing this latest goss rocket. Plus, gotta get you to the road tour goal so you can come down to Texas and get fuckin drunk and rage. Fuck the east coast and the west coast. 3rd coast all the way!

Terry

I don't think Maddox understands SEO that well if he thinks bots overnight could put TDS up on the 1st page organically, that would likely be penalized. This would've worked in the early 2,000's.

Damon Robertson

I can't wait to see the wedding story animated in SFM.

Colorless Green Void

It's just such a ridiculous accusation that I'm not even sure I believe that Maddox actually thinks that. I think its possible that he's become that delusional, but it's a stretch. It would cost Dick so much money to juke his numbers in that way and it would be a giant risk to hope that the show would catch on after injecting a shit ton of his own money in it.

Colorless Green Void

Sean's so modest. He adds so much to the show and I'm not sure he knows it.

Anonymous

Wow, the douchery of Maddox is of the chart. Knew it before-when all he ever reminded me of on the old podcast was Evil Cartman ( they do look alike, too ) His girlfriend is nuts for sticking with him. The old one at least got away!....and into the Dickmobile. This is like Trump vs Hillary....Dick clearly bring Trump- brash,hilarious, and blunt. Maddox clearly being Hillary- grasping, corrupt, pandering. The outcome is the same too. Dick has the thriving, awesome, hilarious, podcast...with amazing executive producers...i.e victory. Maddox has man purses and delusions of righteous grandeur...that he can think about while he takes long walks through woods,after losing. Because he's a loser. Totally.

Anonymous
>>3417657

I don't think he'll ever cop to it on air; it's part of why we love 'em.

Anonymous

"When I see that kind lying and implying from the late 90’s internet One-Hit Wonder, attempts to discredit anyone and insinuate more heinous and untrue bullshit, I’ll tell another story like I did on this episode. And believe me, I have a tomb of them that would make Scheherazade hoarse. " the line that finally made me subscribe. I live for the goss.

Gerard ten Heggeler

I knew I was right when I accused you of sleeping with someone he cared about. What else could elicit such an emotional and irrational response? So what I said it was his mum you slept with, I only shot 180* off centre.

Silverfish

I bet there are a lot of dickheads in NC. I'll travel to Charlotte or Raleigh for it. Hell, who am I kidding, I'd go to DC or Philly or NYC to get some Dick in my ears and eyes.

Matthew Harris

Same, used to only pledge a dollar but had to hear this goss!

Tom

This goss is on fire.

Andy Johnson

I also got sick for Christmas break. Probably from all the Dick in my ear. For the rage hitting the road, consider Columbus, Ohio or thereabouts. I'm in West Virginia but have resolved long ago to be passed over by tours of any sort. I'm no stranger to do a little driving.

Ket Ralus and Red Emption

Maddox was probably upset you ran off with his ex because he didn't get to watch. He was the one who brought up the cuckold fetish!

Anonymous
>>3421606

indeed. I live in Ky about 45 minutes from Charleston ,Wv. I knew we'd never have a real chance of seeing the show, and I refuse to drive into yankee land in some shit state I cant even CCW in.

VSDC.TV

Just listened to the show. its great to finally know the complete background story of what happened at this wedding. Maddox sounds like one of those obsessive exes that you CAN NOT be friends with after a relationship. He doesnt live, and he wontlet you live. Insane that after Dick and this girl left the wedding he spent his entire time texting, meanwhile this guy already had a live in girlfriend. WTF!!! Glad I upped my support to this show. What an asshole!! Keeping doing what your doing, Dick, Sean and Asterios!!!

Sophie Wood

Listening to Shaun reading the sex story is possibly the most sexually confused I've ever been.

Ryan Der

I going to say that Maddox said that Dick spit in Larry's face.

sbbu

I am so glad Maddox is as much of a desperate cuck as he is. The Dick Show is so much better than Biggest Problem ever was.

Biosock

Did we ever get a video on this episode or am I just missing something?

Andrew Dixon

There is a video feed of the episode, as it shows up when you browse via the patreon app. However, it doesn't show up when I am browsing patreon on desktop (using Chrome). Perhaps that video episode is tagged differently than the other ones?

Dick Masterson

You're right. It was tagged wrong. Sorry about that, dudes.