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Because of all you beautiful bastards, The Dick Show is hitting the road and bringing ROAD RAGE to your town, but which town is yours??

Let me know where you're at with the Patreon-only survey above, or post in the comments here if you think another city should be on the list.

P.S. I just spoke with my Life Coach, and he is in. Now I've got to find Madcucks. See you next Tuesday.

https://goo.gl/forms/EKHDQzVjbhLMaMDW2

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PATREON Bring The Dick Show - Road Rage to My Town!

I'm trying to find the closest spot to as many DickHeads and Patreonis as possible. Lemme know where you're at, my man and m'lady.

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BillBull

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH WELCOME TO A ROAD RAGE DICK ERA

Sleepnir

My response from Hawaii is totally meaningless I'm sure, but I filled it out anyway!

Xocë

Can we do a Vegas show?

Don Schlongerelli

Fuck yeah. My suggestion: Austin, TX. Shitloads of good music, bars, and tacos. What could be better?

Dave Lo Pan

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. here's hoping for Boston. or at least shitty NYC

BillBull

Second this. You would love Texas, Dick. We are a seperate breed of people.

RHCrew Reactions

idk what your plan is, but it would be cool if you could plan some stops for those of us in the fly over states.

Austin

Haven't you talked about having family in Indiana? Why not go to Indianapolis? I'm down for a trip to Chicago if not, so long as it's on a weekend.

Spaceman

Fuck yeah. Depending on how many stops you do I'm lookin to be able to drive to multiple locations on this list!

PS

Baltimore/dc area.

Ricardo Conde

Dick needs to come to Orlando, FL. Not only can we get drunk as shit in a terrible place, but spring break in Daytona Beach!

Tim Barnes

This shit better be going international. I say Canada first then Australia. They seem to have the next highest amount of fans.

Johnny Steen

Pittsburgh! Easier to travel to and pretty centrally located. Also lots of great bars, and you can eat fries on your sandwich to piss off king cuck.

Irsool

I hope you add someplace in Texas to the list! If not, I guess I'll just fly anywhere on the list.

thorntizzle

Would love to have Dick come to Miami but Orlando would be a nice central location for us Floridian Dickheads.

Matt

NYC. Bring Asterios.

Corbin Barry Anderson

Can you come to Auckland New Zealand? You'll make the cost of plane tickets back in a week

DatBoi

Come to Milwaukee fam. I can talk to someone at the comedy cafe.

Tony Brooks

Pittsburgh. Cheap. Drunk. And just all around awesome

Spencer Whalen

Dick what about Vancouver BC? I'll show you some amazing local IPA.

DatBoi

Jk, just read the options. Chicago fam. Just don't get shot.

Jacob Linderman

I think the Clegg fight has to happen at one of these shows.

Steve Smith

Philly is fine with me, but a show in Washington D.C. aka new-Trumpberg would be lit AF

Andrew O'Carroll

What? DC's not on the list? Thought you might want to stay at the new Trump hotel and see the Trump White House (I know he'll be in NYC a lot too).

Bradley Birch

I swear to god you better come to Pittsburgh

Joe Hredzak

You have to come to Pittsburgh and find out why people slowing down in tunnels makes me a rage.

Wade Wanders

It would be awesome if you made it Dallas Texas instead!

Bradford

Thanks for adding New Orleans to the list! Hell yeah!

PowerCage01

Hells fucking yeah, buddy! You gotta come to Boston!

Non-Toxic Glue

Dick's swingin all the way to Portland baby!

murderdevil

Pack a coat for Toronto if you've got the cahonies.

Jonathan Wilson

Please, for the love of fuck, come to Nashville.

Kevin James

Come to New Orleans, please! Better yet, the less degenerate Baton Rouge.

Sam Sellers

Please God come to Atlanta, outkast was born here

William Kinirons

We need a Florida stop. Orlando at least, further south is even better.

Ryan Young

Carmel-by-the-sea or San Jose

Ty

Philly!!!

Jesse Mills

Please add the city of "Mountain Grove" to this form. We may actually just be a small hamlet in Ontario with no value at all to you or anyone, nestled in a township of under 5000 people, as far away from anywhere as you can realistically get... But please do it anyway thank you.

Daniel

Las Vegas, man, gotta do it!

Josh

what about minneapolis/st. paul, i hear they are the closest thing to california outside of the west coast.

Dr BadAtGames

Any chance of adding another goal in the future to take the dick show international and come to Scotland?

jk

ohh god please Portland, Oregon!! i dont care how late it is, i work during the weekday with only thursday off, please if you can, have this after 9'oclock so i can be there

Nathan Morgan

Would be interesting to see the interest for an international road rage. Come to Scotland, where rage is essential for survival, and where the whiskey was conceptualised.

Adam Lane

Holy crap, you hit $15k/mo??? Congratulations, you bunch of cucks! Any chance of a UK visit? I decided to break your form by leaving city empty.

Tom

Seconded.

Aidan Hancock

Why is it only USA shows? You are getting enough money to come to Europe surely...

Phil Awrszxtcgvhbjnlkm

Come to Philly! You'll love it here. Nobody bothers you and we all hate everything.

Erick Heffermaan

Are you just going to one city? Or are you going on tour?

D

Dick would you ever come to Canada?? I'm sure you've got lots of fans here in Toronto =D

Adrianne Tucker

I voted New Orleans but Houston would be better. Kind of stuck between the two.

Ze Broker

Come to SLC Maddox's old stomping ground. I know some of the best bars and I'll bring some weed for SjfdaheaN

Ifrim Iulian

So at 20k you're hitting the ol' Europe, eh?

GunsBeerFreedom

Dick, if you've never been, you need to do Milwaukee. It's the 2nd greatest drinking town I've been to.

Craig Knowles

Edinburgh in Scotland Dick! There's a thing called the fringe festival in August you might have heard of for comedians. You, Asterios and Sean would win it hands down.

nathan moore

I'm in Montreal buddy come by Canada please I'm too poor to go to the States but not too poor to keep giving you money every month. Come get shit faced in Montreal we have plenty of willing and beautiful chicks. Oh yeah and go fuck yourself

Phranger

South Australia?

mike swims

Come to Detroit my dude

DatBoi

I'd fight Clegg at one of these.

Plautinumtoast

Vote for Colorado! Join that mile high club. And I'm sure Šhÿœn will pick up some souvenirs at the local dispensary too!

Mel Calzone

I wish you'd come to the UK but unfortunately that's so unlikely

JR

How about you Jetset over and bring the Rage to Europe?

Charlie Wallis

Come to Orlando, FL and bring Asterios. I hear he hates it here!

BirchTheGreat

Come to Iowa or as close as possible

sergio

Just come to Bakersfield