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HELLO, dear cherished bros! Today we have another joyous occasion to celebrate: we’ve all made it to another Monday and gathered around for another one of Akabur’s Monday Posts! ^_^

THE SHOP. Let’s get this out of the way from the get-go: a new item in the shop! Herbology 101, another old illustration of mine. This particular pack contains everything you could possibly expect: a high-resolution JPEG, the pencil scan, the inked version, and even the original PSD. ^_^

DUMB THING #1. Rare is releasing a weird console-like thingy, but from what I understand, you can only play the games that come with it — and they’re all by Rare. This looks like something you’d find on Temu. And it’s probably going to sell well… Modern nerds will literally buy any nonsense as long as it’s “official.” -_-

DUMB THING #2. Instead of re-releasing an actual Game Boy (or Game Boy Advance or DS), Nintendo has announced this weird-ass toy… All it does is play music from cartridges, and each cartridge contains only one track. This is so dumb… I don’t know what the price of this thing is, but even if it’s five bucks, it’s still too much.

BUTT! Several months ago, I finished Luminous Arc 1. It was OK, but the ending disappointed me (I didn’t meet the requirements to unlock any of the romantic endings). Last week, I started the second game — unfortunately, the story is pretty bad in this one. I own the Luminous Arc 2 artbook, and some of the illustrations show the heroines in wedding dresses. I assumed they were for romance endings. Nope — they wear them for a dumb “Engage” attack move during battle. But you can romance the main villainess, and since her half-naked butt dominates all the promo art, I’m determined to power through the lame story.

AI SLOP #1. Welcome to the obligatory AI slop section. This week’s creation was yet again submitted by MrLazare. Personally, I thought it was very funny — especially the part with Ashelin and Lara actually holding signs for each other’s games. Clever :)

AI SLOP #2. Continuing the AI slop section — another MrLazare submission. Seeing Lola sprites in “3D” like that is really mind-blowing to me. You can’t see it here, but the original pictures are VERY high resolution. You can find all the files from the AI slop section in their original resolution in the attachment to this post. Go check it out :)

COOL THING. There’s this website that lets you quickly create pixelated versions of any pictures you want. It sounds a bit lame, but it actually delivers pretty cool results. You can even apply filters like CRT scanlines and such. You can check it out here: https://pixel-converter.ameniwa.com/

THE WORK. As for Reporter Trainer progress, this week was mostly spent working on art assets for the Skater Girl storyline. Yes, I know you're tired of hearing about her by now, but since she's a side character, once I'm done with her events you won't hear about her again until you actually meet her in the story :)AND THAT’S THAT. February flew by in an instant, and it’s March already. Wow. I really have nothing to add. I’ll see you all next week. Oh, and I decided to do an EXTRA!! post this week — go check it out for a few extra goodies. Laterz.

-Aka-

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buymeacoffee.com/akabur

subscribestar.adult/akabur

itch.io/profile/akabur

bitchute.com/akabur

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Comments

Zzzpin

Definitely not tired of hearing about skater girl

Ace

Thanks for teh updates and the pages, yes currently feels like seeling products like this is a waste of money when emulators do a way better job.

MrLazare

Thanks for the shop update! I know preparing all those files probably takes time, but it’s really appreciated 🙏🏻 About Rare : it’s funny to see where they are now, when I still remember the "Ultimate Play The Game" era. Knight Lore on a friend’s Sinclair Spectrum, then on my Amstrad CPC in 1985… that was pure magic at that time. I made a map of Knight Lore with papers and pencil that took the space of all my room in my parent's house. Also, thank you once again for crediting me as the official supplier of AI slop. I will continue to send you my finest "artistic" disasters. You’re welcome. 😌

Henrik

Akabur rukez!

Trevor Bond

The girls holding the signs is cute lol, thanks for sharing! And yes, both those 'consoles' look... well, silly, but the Rare one will definitely sell like mad. The game boy thing? That's uuuuhhhhhh..... stupid lol. Glad to hear from you and hope things are going well!

TheCultur3dDude

This retro website and those classic internet buttons from last week remind me of your own old website with the SimpleMachines-Forum. It was such a nice space with everything at one place! 😌 Since Discord will soon implement age verification for adult spaces (and I for sure won't give them a face scan or government ID!), and the creeping censorship accelerated in the last years on all major platforms (Boosty, Patreon, even itch.io,...), your own website would be a safe haven for your community and content. What do you think about reviving your website?

DMG Entertainment

I like MrLazare's creation, at least he doesn't lie about it and they are interesting.

MrLazare

Thanks a lot!!! ☺️

Flaxx

I'm sure it takes less than a week for someone to crack the rare console lol

Jopa Sruchkoi

"she's a side character" .... sure, sure) We all know Reporter Trainer isn't a real game, the real game is Skater Girl Trainer.

MrLazare

Don’t tell April!

Shakara

Stop it. I got another game for my pile of " need to buy" because of you.... Really .. 😂 u are getting way distracted 😜

MANITU Games

I would love to see Lara trainer actually 🤔

akabur

I'm happy to hear that to be honest ^_^

akabur

Yeah... From my point of view, often times you get charged money for an inferior product -_-

akabur

Thank you for your hard work! o7

akabur

I actually heard that the gameboy thing was already sold out. But it's probably partially thanks to scalpers. I am just glad that Chinese bros picking up the slack in this regard and there is a whole number of portative consoles to choose from these days.

akabur

Yeah, the good old days, huh? I like the novelty of having my own website, but it eats up time and money to manage. -_- I do miss the forum we used to have there though T_T If bad comes to worst I would probably try hosting a website again, or at least a forum, but in this days and age it could get shut down just as easily -_- P.S. Nice user pic you have :)

Zach

I feel like we need a "Warrior Trainer" game that is based around Ashelin and Lara, and their... special relationship. Just have them both constantly one-upping each other but then getting embarrassed as soon as the other finds out.

akabur

Yes, you can always trust enthusiasts! XD

akabur

It's funny. It's funny because it's not true. Thankfully :)

akabur

I am only doing my part, citizen. o7

akabur

Me too. But Reporter Trainer first XD

akabur

I must admit, the concept does sound interesting.