The Tortured Playlists Department : The Re-Up (Patreon)

Many of you SHOULD be aware that this morning at 10 am eastern I posted on The Lizard Review something I wrote yesterday about some Tortured Poets inspired playlists https://thelizardreview.substack.com/p/the-tortured-playlists-department and it's just the luck of the draw that Taylor and I are just sooo sisters and sooo cosmically linked that she ALSO said you know what??? Let me curate a playlist or two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are Apple Music exclusives (APPLE HIVE WE WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!) but they're alllll over the place so if you don't have AM you can still view screencaps of them and hear how she describes the playlists in her own words.

To say that these "playlists" she "curated" are insane is an understatement - this is truly our delusional insane coocoo girlie come back from the dead. She has fully come out of whatever stupor she was in when she was with Joe and is ready to hold a broken glass bottle to his throat and babbyyyyyyyyy I AM SITTING!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M SO SEATED....I'M AT THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT CAMPING OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!! THE EMPLOYEES LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY BECAUSE IT'S 13 DAYS AWAY BUT IDGAF I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Now Zack and I already had plans to record later tonight so TRUST me these playlists will be discussed at length, but here's a short primer list of the most insane things that she did on these playlists :

1.) this one takes the cake - describing the "I Love You, It's Ruining My Life" playlist as a "list of songs about getting so caught up in the idea of something that you have a hard time seeing the red flags, possibly resulting in moments of denial and maybe a little bit of delusion" and then immediately going into Lavender Haze. Like we knew it. WE KNEW IT. YUUUPPP. LAVENDER HAZE PURE DELUSION WE KNEWWW THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

2.) Putting Tolerate It on the "You Don't Get To Tell Me About Sad" playlist which she describes as full of songs she wrote when she was "angry." Dats kinda funny....I thought Tolerate It was inspired by a BOOK...dats just interesting you were straight FOAMMINNNG with rage writing it about "a book" lmfaoooo..................

3.) Putting Lover (and Cruel Summer honestly) on the delusional playlist. Like. You don't have to drag him this hard over broken glass...................she ripped Lover out of his grubby little hands and said I'll take that back THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.) Putting Peace on the "Am I Allowed To Cry?" playlist which she describes as the "bargaining" stage................................I can't even fully address that mentally or emotionally right now

5.) Renegade is also HIDING at the bottom of the Am I Allowed To Cry playlist which sent me to the moon LIKE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WANNA TALK AB0UT IT NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NOWWWW SHE WANTS TO ADDRESS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is also a FANTASTICCC time to revisit my Tortured Joever Department episode or visit it for the first time if you haven't listened to it because I clocked A LOT OF THIS SHIT ohhh I was reading the situation PERFECTLYYYYY https://www.patreon.com/posts/tortured-joever-99342090?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link