The Tortured Playlist Department (Patreon)

Well, here’s an emergency episode available to all: Taylor Swift has categorized her prior works into the five stages of grief for an @applemusic playlist exclusive. But of course, The Snakes have a lot to say about it. With some of our own delusions confirmed and many others brought to the forefront, we take a long hard look (yet again) at the Joever of it all in advance of TTPD in a mere fortnight.