This Is My Last Day Of (Kiki) L (ounge) ife Before (Tortu) RED (Poets Department) (Patreon)

Here you go divas. We're in the home stretch of life before the tortured poets department....on the agenda today: sabrinaology. We know you've been crying and pleading for it. Also, why Chappell Roan is the FUTURE of pop music, Madeline's kerfuffle with Redditors, and our lack of excitement for Dula Peep's impending Radical Floptimism.