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Patreon Space #5 : TTPD Track Lengths REVEALED... (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-11 19:13:18
Imported:
2026-06

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WARNING : there's a couple of loud moments!!!

Here's my reaction to the track lengths on The Tortured Poets Department, which came out on Spotify today!!! I personally can't see them on Apple Music or the Apple Store, ONLY on Spotify, but I'm sure there's screencaps going around all over social media - or you can just listen to my reaction to them all here to get them LMFAO!!!

Comments

kyla

seeing i can fix him being less than 3 mins long makes me so saddddd

Bee Elliott

Oh I’ve been waiting for this from the second I saw 5:40. Notifications on. I said, oh wow the lizard really is an oracle and I will, in fact, be barking when I get to But Daddy I love him.

King Sothis

Oh I’m early hehehe 👀 I’ve never clicked so fast

Nikola

Listening to this rn but just wanted to let yall know that I don’t think any of us would be opposed to some extra “emergency style” episodes with you and Zack in the coming weeks when stuff like this is revealed, that is IF you guys have the time and will to do it ☺️

Sydney Shepard

I wonder of most of them will be Taylor solo writes because of the lengths? So excited!!! No spoilers if replying to my comment please!!

chappell roan

SO EXCITED BABES WE WON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THIS IS CLOSE TO SPEAK NOW LENGTHS 😭😭😭😭

Hannah

But daddy i love him being the longest songs sends me …

Laura Stimpfl

"This is my time! chester!! Chester!! I knew it!!" took me OUT

Syd

This is mental illness but I am EATING IT UP!!! We love you lizard!! 🦎💕

Victoria weisheit

when you literally walked away and were just hollering from a distance 😭😂

Dia

i think loml will be emotionally devestating...time will tell...

treesap

I'm choosing to learn the track lengths at the same time as you via this recording and I'm howling at your But Daddy I Love Him reaction. I have no skin in this track length game but you have me SEATED for what comes next 😂

Allison

This is honestly one of the funniest things I have ever listened to, I am so excited for your reaction to the album!!! First thing I thought of when I saw how short I can fix him is was Now That We Don’t Talk.. another short banger.. wonder if it could be like that…

Jordan

“I said I was ready, I wasn’t ready” really encapsulates this album

Raphaëlle

LMAOOOOOO the wail for daddy I love him and then the faded “i gotta go, no I can’t do it, i’m leaving, no I can’t do it, SEE YAAAA, i’m outta here” in the distance TOOK ME THE FUCK OUT

h

I love that you take your time with everything, including scrolling through each track length one by one. I really appreciate the thought and anticipation that you put into these things. Can't wait to hear your reaction to the album!! 💖

Elise Fischer

When you said “I’m rubbing my hands together like a fly,” I LOST it haha. Idk why but could not hold it together after that

Raphaëlle

“Oh guys, I’m the Oracleeeeee” - you’re killing me lizard 😭😂

Courtney A

The way I thought of you when I saw that “but daddy I love him” track length. I’m can’t believe we are just a week out, but I need it now!

Teresa

Listened to this on my work break & I was chuckling at your reactions 🤣🩷 Not surprised that since we are both Rep & evermore ride or dies, that you also are now an alchemy shooter. lol The anticipation is killing me!! 😆 Second to the album itself, of course, is looking forward to you & Zack's reactions & deep dives together & separate platforms!

Taylor L

cackling listening to this 😭😭 omfggg i cannot WAIT!! WE EATIN GOOD

Kylee

Got 5 minutes and 40 seconds to spare, Chester?

Tom

This is a masterpiece. You went through all the stages of grief with The Alchemy

Kylee

P.S. While you’re dancing your ass off in a Vegas club to My Boy Only Breaks, I’ll be sippin on the beach in Florida, to Florida!!! What is life? Maybe I’ll be transported back to a simpler time in 2009, when Florence & The Machine only had the one unique song, and then never again.

Patrick

i just joined does anyone know how i get into the discord 😭😭

pam

"mm mm mm the alchemy" i'm deceased, i love it

Philomena

my read on "loml" is that it's going to be about how this great big feeling of being someone's one and only (the Love Of My Life!!!) becomes diminished over time, eventually becoming just an afterthought, just loml with no feeling behind it

Lana

Madeline the total length of the album is 65:08. Also I think we knew it was gonna be over an hour since the Vinyls are 2 discs and if it's under 1 hour it can fit on 1, like Midnights

Rebecca Mueller

I feel like she’ll be cooking with who’s afraid of little old me and I am seated

Burtasaurusrex11

If she's pulling another Now That We Don't Talk, I'll cry. I wanted at least another 45 seconds of that song 😭

Bianca

all albums ranked by length if anyone’s curious: 1. Speak Now - 1h 7min 2. THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT - 1h 5min 3. Red - 1h 4min 4. folklore - 1h 3min 5. Lover - 1h 1min 6. evermore - 1h 7. reputation - 55 min 8. Fearless - 53 min 9. Debut - 53 min 10. 1989 - 48 min 11. Midnights - 44 min

thalia

mild theory that loml will allude to the LIES and TRICKERY that was done during folklore/evermore (“iTs FiCtIoNaL”) since its all lowercase 👀

Lain Pierce

This is Vault excluded, yes?

Lain Pierce

You have to have both a discord and a patreon account and then link them. Check out the link on the home page under Membership.

Patrick

thank u💗💗

Dylan H

In case anybody didn't know........ but daddy I love him is longer than the original all too well... only a couple songs have that privilege (minus ATW10) And they're all Speak Now songs..........

briar

but daddy i love him is going to be the best song in her discography and im not taking any criticism thank you

Bianca

yup, standard edition, no vault tracks

Tyler

I wonder why she didn’t just save you’re losing me for TTPD, maybe the sound?

Cynthia

"Oracalize" hahaha. So funny!

Sarah Coltrona

Madeline your reaction to the track lengths are hilarious. I can’t wait to hear your reactions to the actual songs next week!

Lauren S.

Thank you for this post!! I had a scary dr appointment today and listening to this really helped me feel a bit better.

Lexi

THANK U FOR MENTIONING TRACK 6 !!! it’s sooo important and interesting to see how she picks us off the floor after track 5

nicole

I just know with these track lengths and longer songs we are getting some DAMN GOOD BRIDGES!!

Ali Burroughs

This made me laugh so mf much ty

Zane Camryn

i think now would be a good time to go offline before the leaks happen

Lauren

This is amazing

Ash Owens

I just have adored all of your commentary (both yours and Zach’s) over the past year through Taylor’s person of the year/era’s era into TTPD. It has made the last year one of my favourite years of being a Swiftie. Appreciate you both so much, your humour is unmatched and the thought behind every piece of content (planned or #emergency) is absolutely delicious. Thank you for everything you two are my absolute faves and I scream and cancel my plans every time you post anything on any of your platforms xxx

Tiffany T

This was the most entertaining 25 min ever, cannot wait for your full album reaction!

Monika

You brighten my day! That is all!

Sarah

Lol 5:34!!!!!!! *gives birth *

Sarah

Who, IS, afraid, of little old Taylor Swift?????

Sarah

Everyone

Hannah

I thought you said “and I am scared” and I thought it was funny haha

Sarah

Ive been wondering. I’m noticing the last songs point to what is next to come… she probably wanted us to ease into the break up of it all.

Rebecca Mueller

well that too haha I’ll be quivering for the next week

maura

Anthropologists will study this recording some day. Bellissimo!

Pat

The feral screech 😭😭😭😭😭

Grace

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard😭😭

Kylee

I seriously never do this but I just caved and got The Black Dog. I’m sorry but she is serving CUNT on that cover, it needs to be said.

Efi

That was pure delight!! English isn't my first language but couldn't " down bad" have the meaning of deception? Like you have let me down bad?

Ariel Mosely

I have been having thoughts about Track 6 for MONTHS and hearing Madeline have my exact thought process in real time was amazing. I don't know what it is but I swear it's something. I'm soooo excited for the album. :)

🌷Elle🌷

I LOVE these type of conversations hahaha my mental illness syncs with yours and we just babble to each other whatever thought we have in the privacy of my home LMAO

Lana

I love this so much! I'm probably gonna be listening to this everyday leading up the album 🫶🏽

Sepp

Let's hope for some double bridges 🤞🏻

Ty Eldridge

im so happy you were able to record your live reaction this is much needed content🙏

Kelly Miley

My track 6 theory is that Taylor loves swinging WILDLY from the saddest track you've ever heard into something that is tonally deranged (see: No Body No Crime and 22 after two LEGENDARILY depressing track 5s). So I'm still assuming that But Daddy I Love Him is going to either gonna be a banger or simply that its production is going to completely clash with So Long London in a way that's going to set me off.

V

This is prob delusional, but… what if High Infidelity is referring to when it was pretty much Joever, and she got with someone else… and April 29th was some kind of anniversary for them, and Joe was like but where were you on that day it was always special for us? And she was like… well cry me a river

V

Bc there’s something about “your picket fence is sharp as knives” that is so Joe coded. I don’t think she and Calvin were together long enough to refer to a white picket fence. He’s a DJ after all who went clubbing 24/7. Joe’s whole thing was white picket fence

Alyssa Moss (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-17 05:00 Do we even know the genre of this album 🥹 this is WILD
2024-04-13 15:10

Tyler

I’ve been thinking a lot about how each album she builds off of how she did the last one and exceeds it. So with midnights coming out and getting almost an entire second album at 3am, how do you think she will build on and outdo that? I don’t think we will get a second album immediately but I think since the 3am surprise worked so well she will do something of that nature

Burtasaurusrex11

Are you two going to be recording/streaming your reactions to the album? I'm almost as excited for that as the album itself.

Swiftologist

yes!! mine (zack) will be on youtube and madeline's will be here

Sara Sweet

Are you guys going to be listening in chronological order for the first time? Or skipping around to the ones you’re most excited for??

Krista Dabel

I believe I saw somewhere that it was categorized as Synth Pop

Sara Macc

Did anyone see all the comments about the terrible audience for The Blur @ Coachella? Tayvoodoo strikes again. Lol