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the very longwinded fully detailed story of how I wanted Mason so bad I both stole him from his girlfriend at the time and also disregarded my friend to get him.....what if I roll the stone away...they're gonna crucify me anyway....

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MONTAY

Holy shit 😂

Joey Caleb

I don't know if i deserve this tea but I am seatedddd

Lisa Hurley

Lizard missing Mason review so bad she does a whole space about him 🦎 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Raphaëlle

« Réputation came out if you recall and that was my main concern » lmao Madeline you just crack me up

Arly Hernandez

Lizard, I need you to know it’s my birthday today and I’m considering this my personal gift from you! ❤️🫂

Iman

This is literally just what I needed today.

Lisa Hurley

Me hearing the name Bettina and knowing immediately she has beef with that girl who had a dog and a bad burrito

Raphaëlle

I’m 13min in and that little town in Montana is the stage for tomfoolery worthy of a crossover event between Gilmore girls and jersey shore

Swiftologist

LMFAJAGJREIGOAEJOAGIE THE LEGENDARINESSSSS OF HER....

Raphaëlle

« Thanks bitch » lmao naurrrrrr you didn’t Madeline lmao

Laura Stimpfl

"and I'm sitting there with my vegan fajitas" is giving barbecue sauce on my tittes in the best way 💀 I am eating this UP!

Zara Hennessy

A one hour space… what did we do to deserve the feast gobble gobble

Laura Stimpfl

My friend have not been providing me with good gossip lately so this is a godsend I am GOBBLING!

Marco Cristallo

this is seriously one of the best stories i've ever heard. i'm gaaaaaaagged

Alex

Omg the lore I never knew I needed that was incredible from start to finish

Raphaëlle

That space is worth the monthly subscription alone!!!

Joanna

Holy shit what a delectable little TREAT! I was seated from start to finish. Also using Reputation as a time marker is so relatable, I think about it all the time how that was when my ex and I were first hooking up.. the start of a long a perilous journey 😅

Fouln

this delightful tale made my normally arduous time mowing my lawn fly by 😅

Ml

Omg

V

Well well well… Just as I’ve gobbled up every last bit of content like a greedy seagull snatching French fries from the hands of children at the beach, I am fed this delicious crème brûlée. I’m smirking. I’m on the floor laughing. I’m tearing up. This is palace intrigue. This is my Tayvis.

Aliza Lieb

and now the story isn't yours anymore....

Gianna

This is (and I’m not kidding) one of the best stories I’ve ever heard. We need the engagement and marriage stories next!

Katie Prinkey

What a MORSEL, a TREAT … this just made my day Madeline

Cynthia

So candid wow Madeline. I'm literally speechless. You never, ever cease to amaze me; your wit and intelligence and now this laying bare to all of us subscribers-- a very intimate personal story.

Cynthia

Write the book!

Ash

The beginning of this story is what Taylor wishes "she found herself and somehow that was everything" was. 😭💛✨

Shondi

Madeline you are HILARIOUSSSS 😂 what a treat this was!! Thank you for sharing!

V

😂😂😂🤣🫶

Ameerah

This story is legitimately more elating than like 80% of those booktok romance novels

Megan

Couldn’t agree more!!! Love love LOVE everything pop culture but we’re also here because we love the lizard and swiftologist!!

Lia Russo

Omg Madeline I am sick in bed and this was the best thing ever to be notified of… can we make this a trilogy of engagement and wedding spaces cause I need the next chapter

Joey Caleb

Holy shit this was SO juicy that’s insane that you went through all that…but I mean here we are now 😋💍

Kirstie

yes please engagement and wedding trilogy!!

Alicia

OMG Catch me scolling Lizards insta for pic he liked! I'm obsessed with listening to her stories as much as the lyrical analysis!!! Thanks for sharing girlie, you're an amazing story teller.

CyrusNomadix

Thank you for being an open and vulnerable, Madeline! This is the kind of stuff that makes me glad to be a patron ❤️

Nikola

On paper Mason’s favorite song from ttpd should be Fresh Out The Slammer based on this recount

Lisaboo

Absolute same!!

Viky

Omg i Loved this!! You have such good and funny way with words and how you tell stories !!

Melissa Ann

Omg I just got to work and had to stop at the part where your friend tells you she kissed Mason and I am on the edge of my fucking seat

Fraquelow

I can’t with Madeline saying “what are you stupid” that was the most hilarious thing to me for no real reason 👏🤣🤣

hannah

This is, quite possibly, the greatest story I've ever heard in my life. The cotton pad 😭

ccynthesyzer

M A D E L I N E !!!!!!! I just started listening but the title G A G G E D ✌🏽

Kylee

If long suffering propriety is what they want from the lizard…she’ll take it with a side of vegan fajitas. Very excited to hear this as a former & fellow the chef is miner ❤️‍🔥 = 👨‍🍳

Kylee

I’m sorry to live commentate this but I can not stress enough the GIRL SAME of this entire story. The front & back of the house Romeo & Juliet stories that don’t seem possible, actual stuff of fairytales…..Wait, you’re the server/bartender & he’s the sous, you’re actually sleeping together exclusively + openly, and not just doing it once in awhile after getting drunk together after your shift, only to have to do next days dinner rush in silent hangover hell? YA, that can’t be real. Ohhhh but it is. Too real in fact.

Kylee

Truthfully, it should be everyone’s on paper.

Nikola

You get it

Rosario Varela

Omg!!!! This is the BEST STORY EVER😂😂every second of it!! The Lizard knows to tell a story 🙌🙌

Taylor L

madeline you’re such a good storyteller!!😭 love this so much

Chase

oh Mason is messy BOOTS!!

Bianca

Omg Madeline!! Thank you so much for this juicy scoop!! Felt like I was on a phone call with a friend and I really needed that today. You are such a hilarious, engaging, talented story teller. Thank you!!

Lisa

Omg! So good!! Thanks for telling the story!! I was seated!!!

maddie

madeline the storyteller that you are ..

Kylee

Well, I just finished. Final assessment, this is quite literally Shakespeare. I had to study this one once or twice in college, but this was by far the best rendition of Much Ado About Mason that I’ve heard. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Reina Lemus

i canNAWTTTT believe the coincidences between this story and reputation, cruel summer… hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine i’m not dying…. LITERALLYYYYY

Mia Mar

Madeline have I told you, I love you

Ally ❤️

Oh Madeline…. You are my hero… and my anti-hero 😂

nick freitas

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Pint Glasses at the Company Christmas Party

hannah amtmann

Madeline I’m from Butte! Montana girls unite, I loved this story it honestly was just so entertaining!! Good luck in London 🫶🏻☺️ oh also I’m moving to NYC. In my 1989 era and I’m ready to have a cruel summer baby.

An Actual Lizard

Can't believe you were the Ratty Healy to Mason's Fresh Out the Slammer

✨

I washed my hands of us… at the laundromat

Leslie

I'm just getting around to listening to this and OMG what a story. Reminds me a lot of how me and my husband got together.

Jaqi Jarboe

So similar to me and my fiancé lol except I was the mason lol

Jessica Maguire

This is making me realize me and my husband are not alone in the messy start up to a relationship. 🤣 Makes me want to write out my past relationship dramas and woes.

Jessica Maguire

Yes I’m trying to figure out how I missed this. Or if I assumed it was about the AG song (that I don’t like) so I skipped it.