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What is truly at its core a Patreon space about things and people I actually hate also oddly features some emotional tributes to the girls of my past who made my life bearable at some of the worst periods of time IN my life 😭 it is genuinely not content from me if I'm not randomly bursting into tears about something wildly off topic I fear....ENJOY!!!!!

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Figment

I used to like Pink. Then I started getting called a whore (amongst other things) in high school for literally no reason and I could never listen to Pinks music again. And she even put Stupid Girls on her greatest hits album! 🙄

Dajah

My Ryan Reynolds equivalent is Vince Vaughn. Don’t know shit about him, but when I see his face and hear his voice I wanna get violent

Ashley

Megan Trainor’s music quality is what Taylor Swift haters thinks she has (but they’re wrong)

Talar N

Can we please talk about the TAYVOODOO taking effect swiftly for the lead singer of Foo Fighters??? By the way, that autocorrected to be all caps, which I thought was appropriate so I left it. 😂

Alison Bell

As a lifelong MCR stan, I cannot overstate how much I appreciated this intro haha.

Swiftologist

omfggg I just saw his cameo appearance in Sex and the City!!!

Sarah

Omg!!!!!!! MCR is so fucking good

Ally ❤️

I saw Ghost about 6 times in the theatre.

June

Bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erin S

I’m “generationally lost” too… just at the other end of things. I fall in the gap between Gen X and Millenials… “Xennials”. My younger brother is an elder Millenial and his wife is the same age as Taylor (only 3 days older), so she too is “peak Millenial”. Taylor is our main common ground… we’re going to the Eras tour in December. 😁 I also hate the grocery store with a passion (thank God for Instacart), and could do without shopping/errands in general. But I also love driving / a road trip. And was a weird loner in school and still am!

Jaqi Jarboe

I love pink. I grew up in a super misogynistic home with like sexy women on the walls and I love having an artist that was like “hey you don’t have to be like that”

Raphaëlle

Thank you for voicing your hatred for Ryan Reynolds - he’s REPULSIVE to me. He’s so unfunny and tasteless and looks so fucking dumb and he’s such a bad actor and seems so disingenuous. This man was engaged to Alanis Morissette and dumped her for Scarlett Johansson and if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about this man, I don’t know what will.

Raphaëlle

I don’t think pink’s changed that much lmao. Wasn’t she recently bitching about the eras tour getting so much coverage and not getting her « due » because she was doing stunts and this, that and the other thing on her own tour?

Raphaëlle

My irrational opp is lily rose depp (it has nothing to do with her dad but fuck her dad while we’re at it)

Maria

Remember when Meghan trainor said she put two toilets in her bathroom so her and her husband can use them at the same time

Arabella L

happy mcr day to those who celebrate

Chas

Oh, Madeline every post of yours makes me love you more and more! 🫶

Abby

Omg YES fuck Ryan Reynolds. Not funny, I cringe when he speaks. Also i’m January 1994, in that same category. It’s funny bc my older sister is a true millennial and only 4 years separates us. Her 14 year old daughter (gen Z) tells me I’m the coolest millennial out there 🫡

Abby

All of that to say, we can bob and weave well between millennials and gen Z. We are a special breed.

Abby

Wait are we besties????? Fuck friends. FUCK BIG BANG THEORY. When my husband and I were first dating, he said he knew it was end game when I told him I hated big bang theory hahaha.

Abby

Omg the Obama story reminds me of how in the first year of my HISTORY degree, there was a girl who didn't know who Winston Churchill was. This was an English girl in England!!! Like you have to work pretty hard to avoid that information... Unsurprisingly she dropped out lol.

Ben Houtz

The Obama story SENTTTT me

Maria

Where Can I find Madeleine’s TTPD reactions?

laurens82

omg madeline i love when you do patreon spaces, they always kill me. i also deeply relate to you always tearing up randomly because i do that probably 5 times a day and i'm a nostalgic little bitch all the time. sorry to add even more to your existential crisis, however, i just had to say your golden birthday would actually have been your 10th birthday if your birthday is october 10th. your golden bday is the year where you turn the age that corresponds to the day of the month of your birthday

Swiftologist

check out the collection 'swiftologist reactions'

Abby

awe madeline i feel you, i had such an odd introduction in college and felt left out because i didn’t have a close friend group

Juliana McKenna

Not you bringing up hetalia 😂 were they having sex with each other? I barely grazed that show. Too many men. Actually vile there were no women on that show and they expected me to enjoy that show.

Juliana McKenna

As a manga fiend, it would be a crime for me to force my manga on my friends. Have I offered? Plenty of times! Regardless, no one needs to know the finer details of the shit I read, just the giggles and summaries

Juliana McKenna

I use the Patreon search engine and type reactions!

Juliana McKenna

The violence upon Ryan Reynolds stunned me and gagged me 😂 honestly I fear and respect you Madeline

Juliana McKenna

I respected that. She chose to be gross out of love and I get it. Love can be nasty. Don’t lie about it. Sometimes Meghan’s wayyy too honest tho so i don’t know someone else can police what she admits

Juliana McKenna

I disagreed with the Ryan thing and the friends thing being the same as big bang theory (fuck that show it’s torture to watch) but this felt like a really healthy release of emotion. And twas a fun time to listen to

Juliana McKenna

Oh I really don’t like Vince Vaughn. Watched his swingers movie recently and it was a slow torture

Juliana McKenna

Im a gen z and I feel like a gen z. Recently I feel like the internet is getting scarier and crazier so i don’t know if that’s my generation, or the fact that we’re watching wars on TikTok. Same with this wack political nonsense. Regardless, I’ve got some millennial friends and some gen z friends, and it feels really effortless. Probably coz I’m crazy in a different way. Honest to everyone to my downfall. Corporate America hatessss me. Men hateee me. Wanted to say thanks to Madeline for sharing her college story. It’s really welcoming to have you be so honest. Glad to be here

Rebecca Mueller

As someone who also was born in ‘93, I too feel weirdly in the middle between millennials and gen z

Rūta

this just unlocked a memory that on my 16th birthday my friends got me a huge poster of Edward from Twilight and they all signed on it as if they were the cast of twilight, including some fake bday wishes from Robert Pattinson himself. that was a delicious gift

treesap

Loved this episode thanks for your vulnerability! If your birthday is Oct 10, that means your golden birthday was your 10th birthday! Golden birthday is when you turn the same age as your birthdate 🎂

FlarelsFearless

I also hate big bang and it's so nice to hear someone else say it lol

Ash

Mine is Will Farrell 🤣 and it's a shame bc I think elf is a super cute movie as a concept and as a full cast but he ruins it 😩

Ash

My favorite thing about Madeline content is the way she captures theeeeeeee essence of girlhood in so many ways, and one of them is bursting into tears induced by memories or The Art ™️ being engaged with. 💖💝

Richystream

Starting a thread for the first 30 rock joke that comes to mind:

Marisa

Madeline. I honestly had to pause because you took my heart and blew it up with your sweet 16. I’m a blubbering mess. So sweet and I love that it meant so much to you. I’m dying.

Louise

i was also tearing up hearing your birthday story ♥️ as someone who’s also hot and cool but mainly very autistic and offputting (lol) i’ve always had a hard time making friends. something like that would’ve been such an important moment as a young person

Lauren Bingham

the big bang theorys spin off is super popular witj gen z so i understand