The Official List of 2025 Snammy's Nominees! (Patreon)

Thank you to everyone for participating!!! You'll notice that I did remove the "best album rollout" category - honestly, I don't even know why I kept it in the nominations process...it became pretty clear almost immediately that no one truly deserves that award this year I fear, so that category no longer exists.

You'll find the link to vote at the bottom of all the categories 🤓

Album of the Year 💿

Addison, Addison Rae

Mayhem, Lady Gaga

Man’s Best Friend, Sabrina Carpenter 

Virgin, Lorde

Who’s The Clown?, Audrey Hobert 

Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party, Hayley Williams 

That’s Showbiz Baby, Jade 

Flop Album of the Year 💿

It’s Not That Deep, Demi Lovato 

I Said I Love You First, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco 

Play, Ed Sheeran

American Heart, Benson Boone 

Sex Hysteria, Jessie Murph

I’m The Problem, Morgan Wallen 

Something Beautiful, Miley Cyrus 

Best Song of the Year 🎤

House Tour, Sabrina Carpenter 

Abracadabra, Lady Gaga 

Sports Car, Tate McRae

Headphones On, Addison Rae 

True Believer, Hayley Williams 

The Subway, Chappell Roan 

Anxiety, Doechii 

Flop Song of the Year 🎤

Ordinary, Alex Warren

Mystical Magical, Benson Boone

Call Me When You Break Up, Selena Gomez and Gracie Abrams

Azizam, Ed Sheeran 

1965, Jessie Murph 

What I Want, Morgan Wallen feat Tate McRae 

Bette Davis Eyes, Jojo Siwa 

Alternative Song of the Year 🎤

True Believer, Hayley Williams 

Silver Ford, Sunday (1994) 

Basic Being Basic, Djo 

Fuck Me Eyes, Ethel Cain 

Can We Talk About Isaac?, Rachel Chinouriri 

County/Folk Song of the Year 🎤

The Giver, Chappell Roan 

Euro-Country, CMAT 

Henry Come On, Lana Del Rey 

Six Months Later, Megan Moroney 

Nettles, Ethel Cain 

Hip Hop Song of the Year 🎤

Luther, Kendrick Lamar feat SZA

Anxiety, Doechii 

Gorgeous, Doja Cat 

Hello, Cardi B 

Medusa, Princess Nokia 

R&B Song of the Year 🎤

Kitchen, SZA 

Folded, Kehlani 

Where Is My Husband, Raye

Man I Need, Olivia Dean 

Mutt, Leon Thomas 

Music Video of the Year 🎥

Manchild, Sabrina Carpenter

Abracadabra, Lady Gaga

Anxiety, Doechii 

Fame Is a Gun, Addison Rae 

Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party, Hayley Williams 

Revolving Door, Tate McRae 

Gnarly, Katseye 

Performance of the Year 💃

Gagachella 

Tate McRae at the VMA’s 

Beyonce Christmas Halftime 

Doechii Grammy’s 

Pink Pony Club at the Grammy’s 

Kendrickbowl 

True Believer on Jimmy Fallon 

Pop Culture Moment of the Year 🍿

Ethel Cain Hated My Instagram Post

Katy Perry In Space

West End Girl 

It’s Not Clocking To You 

Coldplay Cheaters 

Tayvis Engagement 

Spaghetti Hands 

Best Overall Artist 👑

Sabrina Carpenter

Lady Gaga

Addison Rae

Hayley Williams 

Jade 

Ariana Grande 

Tate McRae 

Best New Artist 🍾

Audrey Hobert

Addison Rae

Olivia Dean

Adela 

KATSEYE

Ravyn Lenae 

Sombr 

Loser of the Year 😆

Katy Perry

Ed Sheeran

Sydney Sweeney 

Benson Boone

The Kid Laroi 

Lan Del Rey 

TAYLOR CATEGORIES :

Best Showgirl Song 👯‍♀️

Elizabeth Taylor

Father Figure

Ruin the Friendship 

Opalite 

The Life of a Showgirl feat Sabrina Carpenter 

Worst Showgirl Song 👯‍♀️

Eldest Daughter

Cancelled

Wood 

Wish List 

Pap Walk of the Year 🚶‍♀️

January 17th, 2025 : All black fit in NYC 

June 28th, 2025 : Pink dress with gold buttons w/ Travis out to lunch 

December 28th, 2024 : Long black coat with the gems 

October 7th, 2025 : Plaid skirt fall moment in NYC 

May 30th, 2025 : In NYC with Selena Gomez

December 27th, 2025 : sparkly blazer with Travis for dinner for Jack 

Best Lyric on Showgirl 📝

Be my NY when Hollywood hates me, you’re only as hot as your last hit baby 

Mistake my kindness for weakness and find your card cancelled

You don’t know the life of a showgirl babe, and you’re never ever gonna 

My advice is always ruin the friendship, better that than regret it for all time 

I’d cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor

You’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning 

Worst lyric on Showgirl 📝

So we all dressed up like wolves and we looked fire

New heights of manhood

Good thing I like my friends cancelled 

I’m not a bad bitch and this isn’t savage 

They want a fat ass and a baby face 

Everybody’s so punk on the internet 

Best Production on Showgirl 🎹

Elizabeth Taylor

Wood 

Father Figure

Opalite 

Ruin The Friendship

Honey 

Best Variant for Showgirl 📸

Tiny Bubbles in Champagne edition 

Shiny Bug edition 

The crowd is your king Target exclusive 

The OG edition 

It’s Rapturous edition 

EOAS CATEGORIES :

Best EOAS Episode 🐍

Bleachella

TayRewind : Ellen Degeneres

TayRewind : Taylor’s Kennedy Summer 

2019 : Part Two 

Why Taylor Will Never Do Secret Sessions Again 

Armlyricology 

1989 Tour Guests 

Swiftologist Video of the Year 👨‍🔬

How To Murder Your Career : The ChatGPTification of Ed Sheeran

Interviews are Dead, Influencers Killed Them 

This Isn’t a Flop Era, This Is Katy Perry’s Flop Existence 

Tortured Poets : Great Album, Terrible Era 

Music Criticism Is Dead 

I Made Anthony Fantano A Showgirl 

Lana Del Rey’s Stadium Tour is a Scam 

Lizard Review of the Year 🦎

Why Artists Start Making Bad Music 

The Lizard’s Favorite Taylor Swift Songs 

No, Taylor Swift is Not a Tradwife 

I’m Guilty as Sin and Fresh out the Slammer in Your Silver Ford with Stained Glass Windows 

You Look Like a Showgirl In This Light 

I Met Sunday (1994) and Drank Their Last Coors Light

Club Chalamet Presents : Tayvis Engagement 

There is no limit on the number of times you can vote, so feel free to vote as many times as you like!!

The official date for the Snammy's hasn't been decided yet, but it will be sometime in early-mid December.

Vote Here!!!!