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You’d know what I would say anyway. 

He has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing ever. It was a joke for MONTHS that Joe should sleep with one eye open and text his girl good morning bc Dylan be up reeallll early. Well the man is exiting Taylor’s apartment and like he doesn’t LOOK LIKE someone who was there being romantic (who shows up for a hookup in sweats and a tie dye hoody, you may ask) well. Dylan does. Trust me I’m the Dylanologist. Many things are coming into motion…scared of the trajectory…