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This is fucking KILLING ME… (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-12 16:11:05
Imported:
2026-06

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AND HE’S NOT WRONG!!!!

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anna

GAGGED OMG

Lindsay

Finally someone is honest about that song!!!!

Anastasia Kill

Hahahaha the song review is very valid, there’s something wrong with it, it masquerades as a B- grade Taylor pop song but it’s an imposter it’s my Dorothea

Mr. Watermelon

Well since he lived there he's the only one who can say is song about his street good or not lol.

Lea G

No lies

Bobby Kent

He had me until the last line!! Rethink that opinion Nick!

Ashley C

I live right by a Cornelia Ave in Chicago and you know what? That's enough of a pilgrimage for me. These people gotta be stopped. We have to come up with a better Swiftie Mecca

Ana Facha

not to mention that now people are leaving FLOWERS AT THE DOOR LIKE IT'S PRINCESS DIANA'S FUNERAL. can you imagine going about your day and there's a deranged pilgrimage to an empty apartment? i'd rue the day she put pen to paper too

Clara Mae

Did you see the second part of this article that’s going around? It’s about a mother taking her daughter to the house to leave Easter flowers because the daughter was so distressed over the breakup. It is an absolutely WILD read.

Amy Dryden

This man definitely passes the vibe check.

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THIS HAS MEEEEEEEEEE OMG GET HIM ON THE POD PLEASE

betty

Well, I’d be pissed too if people left flowers on my fucking porch as if I died 😭😭😭😭😭

lavendersnake

The most NYC thing I’ve ever read lol

Nitya Kadambi

I love this. The swifties going to Cornelia street have always given me the ick and it gives me even more of an ick post breakup. I actually do love the song though, but these weirdo fans have somewhat ruined it for me.

Erin Houghton

I don’t get why they’re still going there… she hasn’t lived there since 2016, and the song literally says if they ever break up she’ll “never walk Cornelia Street again” like you won’t find her there babes!!! Stop screaming and doing acrobatics outside of random residents’ apartments

lychee-martini

Strong NY vibe on that fella, let me tell ya

dystopichippy

works himself into a lather. LMAOOO. Cornelia Street is a piece of shit song. LMAO how long has he waited for his moment to say this 🤣 GAGGED

RiLee Andros

he’s soooooooo real for this

Nadine

I feel the need to defend the song. The song is GREAT, the production is shit. The City of Lover version is absolutely beautiful.

Michaela Wagner

The fact that these new kids don’t even realise she doesn’t live there anymore?!!

Cardigan

I love Cornelia Street it's on of my favorite songs ,but it's absolutely insane to leave flowers there it's creepy. Honestly, I think most fans know she doesn't live there and they visit it because it's become part of the Taylor universe lol. Taylor is never going to mention a location in her songs like Cornelia Street after this. And I can admit if I ever went to NYC I would visit too.

Maja Gunhold

Someone present this man with an award!!

A Mortensen

i feel so much joy in this man's rage. he's right, but it is hilaaaarious

Tee say

Taylor has honestly become so famous she’s turned people into nutcases. These teenagers need to be stopped. Being a teen isn’t even excuse, I’m pretty sure teen me would find this behaviour pathetic too.

shannymac

From that same article: “Giselle, 14, begged her mom to drive her here from New Jersey so she could drop leftover Easter flowers in front of the house (‘I didn’t think he would mind,’ says her mother, referring to Jesus Christ). She agreed to the trip after witnessing her daughter’s emotional response to the breakup. ‘I started crying. I cried for a couple of hours, and the next day I stayed in my room all day,’ says Giselle calmly. ‘People were checking in on me because I wasn’t responding to anyone. It made me believe that love wasn’t real anymore. And I puked.’” 1. JESUS’S FLOWERS…that about killed me 2. Get a grip Giselle, damn

Eva Cornell

Imagine leaving your house and the Duolingo mascot is outside making a tiktok

hannah

this really has me thinking about how it must feel to have your personal business be so public that “fans” mourn YOUR breakup and literally travel to your old address??? that everyone knows??? like ffs of course taylor struggles with not feeling like a person. i know she’s so rich and has this amazing life but that sucks. like seeing this behavior and think-pieces from publications about your relationship has got to absolutely suck. i know i would not be able to handle it.