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Reason #1283434534 to avoid Tayvoodoo (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-20 15:36:05
Imported:
2026-06

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You are liable to become THE HEIRLOOM TURKEY! 

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Sar Sar

If Taylor Swift broke up with me I’d also look like this

dystopichippy

callin that Yogurt Shop for his job back huh?

Nicole S

Oh my god….

Katelyn Steele

Def not the boyish look that I like in a man. Plans cancelled.

Taylor L

my jaw DROPPED

lavendersnake

I’m genuinely so confused. This man was so insistent on being so private but somehow is now ok with being out in public like this after a breakup w the biggest pop star in the world? I’m not saying it was intentional but it does raise some questions

Melina

He no longer has that boyish look that she likes in a man 👀👀

Angela H

I’m crying 🤣

mia

the heirloom turkey rant you did had me crying

Em Ev

Hindsight bias is convincing THIS MAN is who renegade is about…

Angela H

After the pope in the puffer jacket I’m like, is this real? Hope for Joe’s sake this is AI generated

Madeline Marona

Truly two toned lopsided haircut…looking all kinds of Kmart shopper!!!!

Cameron

The boyish look turned into that geriatric look real quick

Wynne

This is comically bad, truth is stranger than fiction

Sabrina

Is he carrying around someone else’s jacket…what’s going on here

Anna Cork

do you guys think she harnessed the witchcraft energy from the eras tours willow performances to put a curse on him bc…

Leslie

Lol everyone in my swiftie discord is mad at me for "disrespecting Taylor and Joe" by posting these pics there...thank god for this Patreon

Tacha

Hard to believe this crusty piece of white bread is who Cruel Summer and Dress are about. Yikes.

em

honestly maybe taylor just got the ick. melted wax man with no ambition

Lindsay

He looks like he drinks too much or does drugs, not even trying to be shady many of my exes had substance abuse probs and looked like this

Amanda

He looks so hungover 😅. I can't work out if these pics are staged or a paparazzi just took a chance 😅.

Lance

I can't even believe this is real what happened dude

Bryson Moran

his shoelaces are untied 😜

Blueasice24

I know y’all joke about him being dirt poor, but I’m legitimately curious if he pays a social media manager or if he even pays much attention to it regardless. He has the ability to ignore all the breakup uproar and the mourning and the crazies, right? I don’t know that he needs to be as protected and cosseted as some swifties insist. He’s such a ~private~ man, he knows how to ignore Twitter for a few days.

emma 🌷

he looks so disheveled

Elena Gerhardy

The clock struck midnight and he turned into a pumpkin 😭

Eden McFadden

What is this heirloom turkey reference 😂😭

jas

Ok but this breakup is the cow that keeps on giving because it’s every single day we get something new to theorize about 😭 and we get Taylor back on stage tomorrow so there’s no time to be bored. I feel so spoiled and fed 😋🍽️

molly may

im sorry if i had broken up with taylor swift immediately i would be getting a manicure, a pedicure, a facial, bringing out all my best outfits, wearing my best makeup possible, going to the best places i could afford... you know you're going to be photographed! what did he think was going to happen???

Dania Marin

Those bags man... If he had just taken a moment to scrub and moisturize his face, use some eye cream, put on a baseball cap, LITERALLY ANYTHING.... Man is definitely not doing great the tayvoodoo is scary

Lizzy

Wanna see what's under that attitude

Ria

Turns out she can say something to his face

A Mortensen

taylor wrote Paper Rings for Mr. Puffy Face..... and I can't even get a text back

A Mortensen

you think that YOU have made mistakes, but Blondie spent 6 years of her life with this boring dud

Jordyn

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Who’s jacket is that 🤨

Liv

The Tayvudoo normally takes a couple years to kick in. What did he do to get it right away?

Ally ❤️

Oh… He’s looking a bit worse for the wear 😬

Ally ❤️

She took her power back… and it shows.

Elena Gerhardy

I found the close up photo of his face even more alarming.

maltyyy

Streets are saying this is him coming out of a casino? I didn't know he gambles?

Abby

Why do you guys think about the lyric change on AOTG on Spotify ?

Nic Palmer

I might be wrong but I think she added ‘miss you more’ and ‘I miss you more’ + ‘I love you more’ at the end of AOTG. Which reads to me as an acknowledgment (or an assumption) that he has moved on without her 😢

Nic Palmer

Hmm, I thought that because the google search lyrics are different to Spotify lyrics. Total speculation, I don’t intend to spread rumours. Got a bit caught up in drama for a second.