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Snake State Of The Union (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-04 04:22:29
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2023-05-04 04:23:52
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Madeline's alternative title: STOP EATING THE MEAT!! Our breaking news reportage on the rumours of a Matty Healy & Taylor Swift romance. Pray for the Taylor Nation, y'all. And thank king cobra Christian for recording this! 

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Maja Gunhold

"with a man who doesn't have a FACE!" too true queen

Maja Gunhold

english ever since harry. it is indeed pathological

madi

the minute long intro is killing me

Katie

if they’re actually dating i WILL kill myself

Mia Bates

The bbc news music is still sending me 🤣

pratyusha

it's somehow both incredibly unbelievable and scarily possible at the SAME TIME... 🤯

pratyusha

OLIVIA MEAT ... nooo.......

Elena Gerhardy

I tend to agree with Zack that the Sun’s inclusion of a concrete, easily provable/disprovable fact in their story (whether or not Matt attends the show) does make me think the rumour could actually be true 😬😬

jaz n.

wow. god bless

Burtasaurusrex11

The conversation about her teeth reminded me about Jack Antanoff calling her "Dead Tooth". So thanks for that you two.

pratyusha

Can we have a discord please 🙏😭

Luna Wolf

Speak now is being held up by copy right issues.

Melissa Ann

It’s time to get wonderstruck.

Cardigan

If she dates Matt I will become a Haylor 😭 Please Taylor noo

Leslie

I can't believe it's just now occurring to me that she hasn't dated an American since Jake. Wtf Edit: Forgot about Connor Kennedy. But still!

Cardigan

2016 PART 2 I LOVE YOU IF MATT SCREWS THIS UP

Lizzy

OK, Matty Healy's birthday is April 8 and that's the day news of her break up with Joe went public. Cricket....?

Lea G

What if he’s just going to Nashville specifically because he’s close with Phoebe Bridgers and this is her first weekend on the tour….??? This is me trying to find excuses for the inevitable lol

dystopichippy

i just googled pictures of this guy and..... wow. why is she giving a street rat attention.

Brian Yell

Did anyone else notice in the satellite music video how the robot is standing on the corner of a street called “gold rush” at one point? Am I reaching or is this a subliminal message??? 😅😅

mia

me rn as a someone going to the nashville show tomorrow 👁️

A Mortensen

if Miles Teller were single she would be all over that

hannah

WELL as marie kondo once said. i love mess!

Gracie Day

Going to Jerusalem and fisting herself in the town square… Holy shit, I love you guys

Gracie Day

After my horror subsided, I’m thinking if it’s true, at least she picked someone interesting for the first time

lavendersnake

If he is in Nashville I will be young-swiftie-toe-breakup level denial

Tati Vizca

That man needs a pedialyte and an STD test

Claire ⚡️

The pleading with Harry Styles to get on a plane and propose PLEASE I am crying laughing

Angela H

When you read that post from the supposed ex girl friend (that turned out to be a rando tik tokker - THANK YOU) my jaw DROPPED. Please don’t let this be true 🙏🏼

emeraldgreaves

related to speak now being MIA: i don’t remember if you mentioned it but taylor’s team was recently involved in a negotiation with a company also attempting to trademark “speak now TV” (they do some kind of voice-activated smart tv tech, iirc they wanted it for their marketing too). not saying she isn’t also doing something wild behind the scenes, but it could have shaken up her timeline a bit

lavendersnake

Thank GOD she has already played begin again bc if she trolled Nashville and played Begin Again/London Boy so many would have to be taken out on a stretcher

Erika

Why does this feel eerily familiar to Tom and Joe summer 2016… like Tom was the cover for Joe, let’s be honest. But this time she is choosing the most problematic option to cover the real thing. Maybe so we are relieved when we hear who “the one” really is… my hope at this point is that Matty is just the problematic cover to let Harry and Tay feel out part 2 before announcing being together… that satellite mv is a lot and weird timing for this dating news to drop (me working up a better narrative in my mind 😵‍💫😭😭)

Beca Stockman

I do wonder if the thing this is trying to distract from is how awkward it’ll be for her to play YNTCD in Tennessee rn, especially after having drag queens in the music video. I don’t have high hopes she’ll speak out here but would be cool if she did something like what Lizzo just did.

A Mortensen

every one RELAX because i think it I can scientifically prove that there is no way that The Queen is sexually attracted to this man. Exhibit A: every photograph ever taken of him.

Amanda

If she really is dating him. Then she ain't learned her god damn lesson!!! 😂😂👍

Anastasia Kill

Underrated quote is Madeline “ I know that and I know that because I know that’s how I know !”

Cynthia

"you take the trash out, not in". I laughed so hard during this podcast you guys are the best....best Patreon ever! Thank you guys!

KC Hoppe

Now that Healy has been cancelled, what do you think the point of all that was?!?! I can’t imagine those two conversing together either. And reciting the same sentences on stage (“this one is for you, you know who you are, I love you”). What the hell was that?

KC Hoppe

She needs a partner like Dolly partner’s husband. Supportive, loving and admires her!

KC Hoppe

Her parents must have been mortified when she brought him home!! 🤪😝

Selena

omg listening to these after hearing ttpd is wild 😭 none of knew what was going on, omg

Michelle Forge

Omg zac's prediction about the next kind of guy taylor would date =travis. Not private, famous, talented, has something to say. Wow!

rhi

All the predictions in this is so insane. Like yall jokingly being the Speak Up Now movement. and immediately going from talking about matty and taylor during the 1989 era to begging her to act on Question and get back tgt with Harry is too funny

Ashley Tobin

Listening to Madeline denying the 2014 Maylor incident(s) knowing how it all smacked her in the face during Chloe et al … I’m dying

Jules

~26 min, “I remember” - Easter egging, communication in song, you were so right and wrong at the same time 😭

Tayswiffer

“It’s like going to Jerusalem and fisting yourself in the town square” I cannot breathe oh my fucking god