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Snakes at an all time low currently (Patreon)

Published:
2023-05-04 15:07:59
Imported:
2026-06

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Angel Stenmark

Just pray that it’s a quick, messy end. Amen 🙏🏼

emeraldgreaves

(message in a bottle voice) terrifiiiiiiiiiiiiied

Katieelyssa

It really feels like a 2014 fever dream. After everything then to now I am left both speechless and not surprised all at once!

Molly Larson

This is why they shouldn’t kill off the main guy 😭

Cardigan

What the fuck?!?!? Noooo Joe please apologize and support yoir girl I can't deal with this 😫 what is happening

sylvie

we didn't know what we had

B

Joe Alwyn is the most INTERESTING MAN in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD. We LOVE Joe Alwyn. We NEVER called him the wax man. EVER. We LOVE our London Boy. We love his silly little lighter collection in that one interview. Mayhaps it really does NOT have to be Louis V up on Bond Street. I don’t even know what an Heirloom Turkey is! You looked GREAT…..*sideye* in those Paparazzi Pics the other week! We LOVE you Joe Alwyn! We take it ALL back.

Cardigan

I've decided I'm angry at Jack he's allegedly responsible for this (if it's true I'm still holding on to my last shred of dignity)

Cardigan

"Although Swift’s representatives did not respond to Fox News Digital’s request for comment, Healy’s team said they had "nothing to add." ZACK YOU NEED TO TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CONFIRMATION 😫

Meridith

I was laughing my ass off like this is ridiculous this is a joke hahaha but FOX NEWS THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE

Burtasaurusrex11

I wasn't delusional about the Joe split. I will absolutely be delusional about this. I will go above and beyond to convince myself this is all just made up for the moment.

Meridith

Will he show up at her party (Nashville Nissan Stadium) will we have him will we want him (no)

Austėja

Now, but for real, if she’s truly dating the raw meat eating boar- what the hell are we gonna do? Chaos, I can already feel it. It’s not a cruel summer, it’s the wicked disease summer. Ya’ll thought the raw turkey was bad? We’re about to enter the meat man era.

Meridith

Please Joe please PUT HER BACK IN THE BASEMENTTTTT

Lizzy

Tree will resign if this situation is real

B

And when Taylor’s intro to Lavender Haze changes to meet me at the pubwe after the fascinatingly fun Joe Alwyn wins her back then what!

Hannah

You know, I was *thrilled* for a single era but now I genuinely think she’s having a mental health crisis.

Herberta Cain

All straight women even taylor swift must date a mucosal eel eventually. It's herstory. (I raise a gun to the side of my head, fingers trembling)

Drose

Did anyone record the space Zach just did so it can be posted on the patreon. I missed it

Sultan

genuinely clinging onto every ounce of hope that this might be a mole situation 😭😭😭😭

Sultan

JOE POOKIE PLSSSSS COME BACK

Madelyn

Joe come back please

Anastasia Kill

Suddenly I’m leaving flowers on Cornelia street with the other crazies

em

they performed she’s american… what if this was my last straw

Lance

I hope Taylor is single lol please tell me it's just a crazy rumor

Kalyn

It's so 1989 coded. I have to believe it's a sign, not the truth.

lavendersnake

Dreading the possibility of London Boy as a surprise song this weekend

lavendersnake

It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing the wax man 🥲

Emily Sanders

I know it's unlikely but Taylor may agree with you...I just think it's so interesting that she played I Bet you Think About me then followed it up with How you get the girl (not that I actually want the wax man back)

Jordyn

Pleeeeeeease noooooooo

Jordan Stevenson

getaway car and london boy surprise songs tmrw

Erika

When we all realize the news is true and the person who leaked it was Joe because he’s just as appalled and we thought he was the wax man. 🤡 Joe all of a sudden has a great PR team move to win everyone back…

Lizzy

Anyone else think it's weird the report says they are "madly in love" ... lol. Seems super sensationalized to me.

Ashley C

Wait what. No. No. No way. No

Ashley C

This is my 13th reason

Melissa Ann

Help why are so many outlets reporting it now 😭

Meridith

It’s not just in British tabloids now. There’s Sky News … there’s multiple sources … there’s no denial from either of their teams … Oh this is bad. This is very very bad. I’m pouring a drink and accepting Armageddon. Strap in Swifties.

Melissa Ann

JOE WE’RE SORRY WE CALLED YOU POOR

An1Li

MADELINE NEW KESHLOR CONTENT DROPPED (kesha lipsyncing wildest dreams on tiktok)

A Mortensen

if she dates Pete Davidson i will unalive myself not joking

Heather Mirman

Imma need Nashville to come through when Taylor has Matty come out and it’s just *CRICKET* through the whole stadium

Maja Gunhold

I was wrong i was wrong joe was prince charming after all 💀

Cardigan

Wait what is this is all a rumor she wants to distract from the fact that she may announce Speak Now in Nashville. What is this is just a distraction (like you mentioned)?

Domi Solo

The snakes tried to warn us… you knew it’s going to be chaotic. I thought: well, she’s older, 6 years with an amazing actor Joe Alwyn. But wtf is this.

RiskBat

nobody wants to get off their behind and record mini meltdown twitter spaces anymore ;_;

Molly

“A source close to Taylor said they are so in love” repeating in my head 😂 what??